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So here is the low down on moi:

I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...



I have a sense of humor and so should you.

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So ur going w/saint_gasoline! LOL! He is like soooo hotttttt! Whats he like? I know thsi isnt a qustion needing advise, but pleaze answer anyway! Hope I didn't embarass you!!!

LOL! &hearts

P.S What do you look like?

WTF!? Seriously, WTF!? Who are you and why do you care? I am sitting here typing completely dumbfounded and just....WTF? You have to be 12. I am certain. Since you have to be 13 to legally post on this site I would say that you LIED! Either that or you turned 13 5 minutes before you posted this. But since you said "pleaze" ever so eloquently....

"So ur going w/saint_gasoline!"

If you mean having a boyfriend, no I do not have a boyfriend. I am interested in Mr. Gasoline and like to spend time with him.



"LOL! He is like soooo hotttttt! Whats he like?"

Yes, indeed. He is........like sooooo hottttt! Oh wow we sooooooo need to IM each other so we can talk about it!? LOL1!!!111 LMAO!!!1111 He is very nice, very funny, very silly, and very fun to be around. I am constantly having to fight(by fight I mean stupid girl fight with all of the slapping and pulling of hair and calling each other whores while stopping to look up and make sure he is paying attention) underage girls because they have crushes on him.


"I know thsi isnt a qustion needing advise, but pleaze answer anyway! Hope I didn't embarass you!!!"

It takes more than pointing out that I like someone to embarrass me. Yes, your question was not one that should have been posted here. But you are 12 and I forgive you.



"P.S What do you look like?"

I do not know why this matters at all (besides the fact that you are too curious) but...

http://myspace.com/hollaatyogirl

That is me and my myspace page. Happy now?

Silly kids....relationships are for grown ups. And this whole thing proves my point.

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(Rating: 5) I'm 15 so you were off by 3 years!!!! But i guess i can swee whay you said that! LOL! i see why you like each other...you guys are like so the same. you both talk alike and say thinsg that sound tlike the other one. I asked him once if he was going out w/anyone and he said that he liked an advicenator---I didn't ask him who but someoneelse did. So I wanted to aks you, sounds kinda dumb now iguess. But i chdcked out your myspace and your pretty. you alos have good taste in music. i reely like the red hot chili peppers. you 2 make a cute cople. ok i am done now.


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