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alright, i dno if this is allowed, but when i have sex, the guys penis doesnt always go into me where its supposed to go into easily. It always takes quite a while, and it really bothers me, because i love sex, and it takes up more energy trying to do that than anything else. please help w. any ideas and i rate 5`s all the way unless its a smart ass answer

Where is he trying to put it? If it is going where it is supposed to, there shouldn't be any problems. The only way it should be difficult is if there isn't enough moisture. Try some lube and if that doesn't work, make sure he knows where he is going. You could end up with a....surprise....you don't want.

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(Rating: 5) yeah, thanks, i think i`ll try that !! and yes, i know i could haha thanks again


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