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I'm a 16 year old girl.

Ok. So I like my eyes and all but when guys try to get me to go out with them just by telling me that they like my eyes it totally turns me off even if the guy is really hott or nice. Here is an example of what most guys say: "Your eyes have taken over my soul."

The whole "your eyes see into my soul" thing is getting very old. My question is, can't guys come up with some original pick up lines?

If you have beautiful eyes, most likely it will get commented on. This is just what people do to let others know they notice. If they sound completely cheesy, and it's obvious that they are just hitting on you, then it is fine to roll your eyes at them. But if it is in anyway sincere sounding, then you can't hold it against them. They are trying to let you know there is something attractive about you and that doesn't happen all the time (well, at least if you are me) Women like to be complimented in a sincere and original way, guys compliment on what they know. That would be how you look. I bet you would have a WTF moment if guys compeletly stopped complimenting you on your eyes.


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"Actually I have had a compliment on my eyes in about two months and I find it rather refreshing."


That does not make sense. Your entire question was based on the fact that you did not like the redundancy in the first place. Unless you meant to type a n't at the end of your have. So I will respond to you as if you had...because that would make your sentence actually make sense.

So you haven't gotten a compliment on your eyes in a two months, I am taking this from what you have said. Then why ask a question that implies that his happens to you all of the time? You wanted to know why guys are unoriginal and I gave you a reason. Then, because you implied that this is a constant occurance, I tried to point out to you that if it stopped completely, alltogether, you might find yourself wondering why.

You then snidely mentioned that it hasn't happened in a while and you find it refreshing then rated me a 3. So don't ask a question about it if it is not relevant, to you, now. I rate you a 1 for your response. Beauty is fine, but you can still be ugly if you have a nasty attitude.

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(Rating: 3) Actually I have had a compliment on my eyes in about two months and I find it rather refreshing.


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