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So here is the low down on moi:

I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...



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i have liked this guy for like 4 years. he is only related to me by marriage.hes my dads cousins husbands son. sorry if that confusing. but ever since i have saw him i have liked him. ever since i was 13. im now 17 and still not over him. i thought i was and told all my friends i was but im not. last year i just moved out of state so i dont see him that much. i only see him when i go to visit family. and when i do see him i melt. can ne body tell me why im not over him? ill rate 5s. thanxs alot.

In ancient cultures it was customary for you to marry and procreate with relatives. Mainly brother and sister were subjected to this. It was felt necessary to keep bloodlines pure. (Royalty...geez) Since you are not ancient or royalty (if I am wrong...my sincerest apologies your royal highness...snicker... giggle...)You have the option to keep it in the family. If you really think that he would not be creeped out by his step-mother's cousin's wife's daughter wantin' a piece...

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(Rating: 5) thanxs alot


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