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I am a 13 years old and there is this annual Halloween party where we all dress up in a Halloween costume and I have no idea what I should be......I need advice!

Don't go as something cliche. Be original. You should go as an Advicenator. Attach a laptop to your dirty, wrinkle filled clothing and type on it very fast and say to yourself...ahhh 12 year olds.... then procede to give everyone at the party advice for the rest of the night. It'll be fun I promise. Or you could go as a jester, Wicked witch of the west, Daphne from Scooby Doo, you could go as a Go Go Dancer (I have always wanted to go as one, but I always found another costume instead)Try a Troll Doll or a bridge troll. Bridge trolls are COOL. You should totally go as a bridge troll. Then you could tell everyone that they owe you money for that one time...when they crossed that one bridge...

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(Rating: 5) thanks! you have given me some great ideas!


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