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I live in STL, I just got a brand NEW JOB, I have a spastic dog that cannot control his bodily functions, I adore penguins, I am a sucker for mullets,I have a natural curiosity about Mormons, I smoke but don't want to, I am a selfish giver, I have a psych degree I won't use, I like it when people use proper grammar and spell correctly, My boyfriend is an advicenator, I am a goof, I do not believe in God, my roommate is a goober, I am a goober, everyone is a goober, I am a closeted religious fundamentalist, I made up my own religion, I am one of those stinkin' liberals, I have several VIP passes to the Seven Hundred Club, and last but not least...
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Website: My very own nifty message board!!!! E-mail: sowhatchawant@ohnoyoudi'nt.com Gender: Female Location: Richmond Heights Occupation: Bitch Age: 25 AIM: Melitha7 Member Since: October 15, 2005 Answers: 290 Last Update: April 16, 2007 Visitors: 39588
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I want to be something slutty for Halloween cause thats what all my friends are being... But they all wear JR's clothes I wear a large in kids sizes. I needa find a costume for Halloween thats cute and a tad bit slutty but I can't cause I'm small. Maybe you can help me.
I'LL RATE 5'S!!!!!!!!
So much for Halloween originality. Well, why don't you try being a slutty pimpette. You could boss all of your friends around and you can be semi-slutty and find something in your size.
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Hmmm.... I like that idea...
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