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Hi there =]
I'm 14 (if it helps?) Well we all know HALOWEEN is coming up soon. I'm trying to get ideas on what to do for a costume. I kind of want something 80's inspired. Maybe something like an 80's hipster girl with the crimped hair and such. Any ideas on what to wear, how to do makeup, where to get this stuff, etc. If you have any pictures for inspiration? Also i'm on somewhat of a tight budget.

If you really want to be an 80's hipster girl, you should go as the most scariest thing of them all...a valley girl. Oh yes, like I totally think that you should, like, try to go as one! That would be so, like, oh my God, tubular! All you would need to become one of the aforementioned terrors of the 80's is an old pair of jeans (ones that still fit, but that you don't wear) and some bleach. Bleach the hell outta them and you could bleach words or shapes, whatever. Get bright make-up I am talking bright blues, purples, greens, oranges, hot pinks and just cake on the make up. Crimp your hair but make sure you have a half ponytail on the side of your head. Then get a oversized white t-shirt and tie it in a knot down at the bottom on the left side. Roll your jeans and get some puff paint from your local craft store. Put stuff on there like I Love New Kids on the Block and Johnny Depp is such a hunk. Heh, I have realized that I have just shown how old I really am. Now I am sad an must leave you with my brilliant advise. If you need tips on how to talk, rent the movie Clueless.

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