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Q: the girl wants to drag me down to the mall and get me a "whole new look" for prom, including contact lenses and i'm guessing that i will not come away with completely brown hair or my usual hawaiian shirt. The girl is totally bangin, but has not given me a definitive answer on prom yet.
I would love to take her to prom(and date her too), but is it worth my dignity? also considering i have to go on an army outing the day after it is supposed to happen. i think looking like a fairy would not earn me points with the sergeant.
-hitler the manly goat
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It sounds to me like she's trying to change you too much. If she really wanted to be your date, she wouldn't want to change anything about you. It's just her way of trying to make the "perfect" date, but you could be perfect for somebody else that doesn't want to change anything about you. My advice would be to tell the girl to take you as you are, or find some other ken doll she can dress up, because you aren't going to change just so she can look like she wants on prom night.
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thanks for the terrific answer, but it doesn't solve the lack of sex problem. awesome otherwise,
have an army day -hitler
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Hiya! I'm dwarp. A crazy 19 year old from Chicago with too much time on her hands.I started this column when I was about 14, I think and I keep coming back. My friends tend to come to me for advice, so I've gotten pretty good at answering most problems. I'm a crazy Greek vegetarian, and yes, I have seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding. It's exactly like my family, so I am really great at answering questions about insane families. I study political science and international studies and I like to learn languages. I speak English, French, German, a bit of Greek, and I'm learning Italian next semester. I've had lots of weirdo love/sex-life experiences, so I'm pretty knowledgeable in that area. Ummm.....ask me anything!
Peace!
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Website: E-mail: Gender: Female Location: Illinois Occupation: Jelly Bean taste-tester (Not really, but wouldn't that be cool?) Age: 19 AIM: Member Since: January 20, 2004 Answers: 87 Last Update: October 19, 2009 Visitors: 8693
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