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I am a blunt, cynical, nerdy nymphomaniac, incapable of shutting my mouth (partially due to chromosomal content). On several past occasions, I've managed to convince someone that my IQ was larger than my breast size, but my general intelligence and comprehension capabilities waver somewhere between a waffle cone and a gerbil.
I know nothing about everything, in stark contrast to poncy intellectuals everywhere, but I can maintain a pleasant facade of knowledge in these categories: alternative lifestyles, (alternative) sexuality and culture, embarrassing nuances of human behavior, grammar, dorkiness, makeup (I wear a shit ton), ancient cultures, art, mental illnesses, body modification.


advice

(Rating: 5) Thanks, your advice is sound and you've really hit the nail on the head. You've given me a lot to consider.
(Rating: 5) Wow, it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who feels this way. I'm thinking about what you said about working at the theatre. I LOVE movies. I think I'll take your advice and just quitly start handing out my resumes before I quit my job. I really don't think I'm cut out for retail. Thankyou for your great advice, it really has helped me!
(Rating: 5) Even though your advice wasn't something I wanted to hear, it's still great and truthful. Thanks a lot for the advice!
(Rating: 5) that you so much! that helps alot, and makes me feel so much better, too! :) thank you<3<3<3
(Rating: 5) lol i'm sixteen and a junior in high school xDD so i dont have to wait that long to be 18. My dad pretty much knows how i feel and kind of feels the same way, though probably differently. thank you for the advice and long answer =D
(Rating: 5) thanks a lot... ur point of view really made me change my mind! XOXOXOX
(Rating: 5) Thanks. That's very encouraging :)
(Rating: 5) very true, thanks for your opinion :)
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