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What kind of creatures are found in lakes that are 26 feet deep and pretty big? I've seen tons of fish, ducks, & even an otter but I want to know what ELSE could possibly in the freshwater lake...

the Loch Ness Monster?

Could be a Pike, they're pretty big and nasty - but I dont know what you mean by 26feet deep - is that how deep the lake is?


(I don't know why this was rated as a 1 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esox < that's what a Pike is. Seems like a sensible suggestion to me.)

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i have a horrible heat rash on my legs, back, and upper arms. how can i get it to go away soon? i dont want m boyfriend or anyone other than my family to see me with it, especially since i'm going to a pool party soon.

Calomine lotion or yoghurt will ease the itchyness and help the rash go down. The time it'll take will vary, but in the mean time, wear loose fitting clothes and try and air it as much as possible.

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how do u gie a guy a lapdance!!!!???????????

Basically you get him to sit down, and then put on some music and take off your clothes as you dance to it.

There's many differing techniques, but I'm sure you can find some vidoes on youtbue or something to take examples from.

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ok so my school has alot of sports but they are now going to have volleyball this year i wanna try out cuz ive played it in p.e. but i dont really know how an actually game works does any1 have any like videos of their volleyball games or can jus kind of explain to me how itgoes r you just on the floor tryin to hit the ball without doing an illegal move thanx all advice appreciated
if it helps you it's not a high school team im goin into 7th the jr. high team
-Lesha ♥

Google is your friend here.

http://westlake.k12.oh.us/hilliard/whspe/volleyball/volleyball_rules.htm (for the rules)

http://volleyball.about.com/ (tips)

Hope that helps :)

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T.I.A stands for This Is Africa. I watched a movie called Blood Diamond which talks about children in Africa adn stuff. I cried when I realized that kids in Africa are losing their parents and everything! So, I used a little tiny thing from the movie T.I.A which they just like to say in the movie. I want to make a club to raise money for these kids. If anybody has ideas, please email me at piratechicka@hotmail.com or go to my myspace, www.myspace.com/freaky_pirate_chicka! Thank you so much!

To start with, make a website giving as much information as possible to raise awareness.

When you're satisfied that you've provided enough info, then see what the best ways of helping would be. Do you provide a service? Do you do sponsered events?

Put a paypal sign on your site that gives directly to another charity or set up your own - I'm not sure how you'd go about doing that, but I'm sure information is readily available.

How would you distrubute funds etc?

There's a lot to think about really, but I think raising awareness would be your first step.

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how do u give a bj?????

Watch some porn and take some hints!

I'm not sure if i'll get a row for posting this link, but try www.youporn.com

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hi i have a honda nifty fifty scooter and it goes about 55k...is there anyway i can make it go faster thanks...

Does it have a restrictor on the engine? If so, look into removing it.

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I recently got a LG Verizon phone and it has a music player and everything on it. Theres like a store on the phone that you can buy songs but theyre each $2 so I bought the wire, and microchip for my phone so that i could get the music off of lime wire or itunes onto my phone so that i dont have to pay that much money, and the lady that sold it to me said it would work. I hooked everything up but now i cant seem to figure out how to get the music onto my phone. Can anyone help me?

I don't know about that phone in particular, but most come with a specific software to transfer MP3s onto your phone.

If you have this software, install it and follow the instructions.

If not, then when you plug the phone into the PC, then click "my computer" and there should be a removable storage device there. Look through the menus until you find the other mp3s, then manual copy and paste songs from your hard drive into the directory, and with a bit of luck they should be there.

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Okay, well i am 13, turning 14 in august.. and theres this guy that i have been talking to online for 3 years. he is real, not fake becuase i have seen him in person, and he is my brothers friend. The problem is.. he's 16 turning 17 in august. thats a huge gap. hes going to be a senior and im going to be a freshman when school starts. The thing is, i love him so much. We make eachother happy when we talk to eachother, and things lately, havnt been so good. he one time told me he couldnt ask me out because of my brother. and that hurt me so much. although he did say to wait for the future...! and that was a year ago when he said that, now our converstations have been very short, i havnt said the words i love you for like a year. we still talk and its fun and my heart starts beating when we do. does he feel the same? whats goiing on? help me!

Sadly, I think the age gap might be a bit too much to continue anything serious and the only thing to do is wait.

Also, if he's a friend of your brothers, perhaps you could try talking to your brother and seeing what he has to say about the matter - chances are he already knows *something* has been going on.

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14/f
I'm in love with this guy named "billy" and he has a history of bein a player. but i didnt know this until we got serious.
Well i went through his myspace last night when i was bored...
And he deffinately has a history of playen chicks.

Well we've been dating since 9-21-06..
And there was this on message in there from 4-10-07 and he asked his ex... "ill leave u alone bout it if u let us be friends wiff benfits " word from word of what he said to her!

And there is a bunch of other stuff suggesting he has messed around.

should i let it go because it was in april? and he doesnt really see that girl any way.

I asked him about it and he said "B" has his mysapce password and he said how he was going to get "B" for that blah blah blah. Well i asked "B" about trying to get to him before "Billy" could and he said hell no!

Then i asked if he was sure and i sent him the message he said no i didnt,and i really need to talk to "billy" and i cant let him play me like this...

And i dont know who to believe and i cant stop cryin! And me and "billy" have had lots of fights about this kind of stuff. and sometimes he sounds guilty and other times he doesnt.

I'd really like it if some guys answered this because they are guys and they can prolly tell if he is not more easilsy..or whatever.

I'm trying to stay strong and not worry about it but everything i do normally involves "Billy".
Passwords are his name. and his pictures are everywhere!

Please help me!! And thanx in advance!
If you have any questions about it please ask!
Any advice is helpful right now!
Thanx!! **Me**

If "B"had his password for myspace and he knew about it, then why didn't he change his password?

Sounds to me like he wants to have his cake and eat it. It's ultimatly up to you, but why dont you ask some people who know you both if they suspect him of cheating?

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I was wondering if you have a t-mobile razr is there any way you can block or reject messages from a certain number? Becasue I went over my limit & this number keeps texting me & I just want to reject it instead of writing back. Thankss :]
btw, If my plan ends next year & I re-new it, will I get txt messaging cheaper or any other deals becasue i already had t-mobile?

Is it a person or an automated service?

If it's a person then you need to phone customer services and discuss it with them, as number barring is usually only something they can do over the network rather than on your handset.

If it's a company (ringtones etc) then texting STOP back to the number should work. If you know the company, check their website and see what the official response should be. If you can't figure it out, message me and I'll try and find it for you.

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my comp sometimes wont open paint. whats up

In all my years of breaking windows applications, I've yet to see anyone who managed to break paint!

Where to begin?! Firstly, I presume that either your computer is old and starting to fall apart, or you've tried to install an operating system that your computer just can't handle.

Perhaps it's time to backup your data and reformat your hard drive as for such a simple application to fail must indicate that somethings wrong, and even if you deleted a file by mistake, then it's in the Windows directory so who knows what else is missing?

If your computer is always on, try switching it off for 30 mins and giving it a chance to recover.

If that doesn't work try the following steps...
Go to 'Start', then 'Settings', then 'Control Panel'

in the 'Control Panel' go to 'Add or Remove Programs'

In the 'Add or Remove Programs' window click on 'Add / Remove Windows Components'

When the 'Windows Component Wizard' opens, highlight the 'Accessories and Utilities' then click details. A new window will open.

Highlight 'Accessories' and then click details.

Be sure that 'Paint' has a check mark by it. If is does not, check it and click okay. If it does have a check mark, uncheck it then check it again and click okay (this will force it to reload again).

Click okay in the next window, and okay in the next, and then 'Next' in the wizard. It will start to load your settings. Click finsished when it completes. Sometimes it may require the Operating System disk, but most of the time it will not.

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Does anyone know anything that provides the same things as Limewire? All I need is a place where I can download music.

And not Ares, please.


Thanks in advance!

P2P sharing is often dangerous as there is a lot of spyware/malware bundled with the program, and more often than not, in the files themselves.

Your best bet is to stay clear of it to be honest. For now, bittorrent sites are perfectly legal, provided that you have the license for whatever it is you plan on downloading and you're just downloading it as a backup. Here's a guide I wrote for another site....

"Basically a torrent is a peer-to-peer network, similar to things like kazaa and napster and basically means that you download bits and pieces of a film/song/etc from many users all around the world. It's generally quite a fast and effective way of getting whatever programs and media you want, although legality is obviously dubious (only use it if you own the license etc) - but if you're still interested, here's a quick start guide.

1 - Download a bittorrent program - Such as bitcomet (direct download)
2 - Install it on your hard drive (or the one with the most space if you have more than one)
3 - Find yourself a torrent site such as Torrentz - Mininova - Torrentspy - or google for more
4 - Do a search for whatever it is you're looking for
5 - Click it and find "download this torrent" or similar
6 - Open with bitcomet
7 - Leave bitcomet running in the background - it'll tell you when it's downloaded. "

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Alright, I need to know if anybody out there knows how to Make avatars, and are really good at it. I have a few pictures i took up camping last week and I think they'd make AMAZING back grounds, one is of the bubbles from a wave at the beach, very wavy, half the pic is bubble, the other half is sand, its beautiful. The other is of a sunset over looking the beach and theres a tree that would frame words wonderfully. Iwould like to know maybe quotes that i could use for the pictures, and if anybody here is good at making the avatars themselves?

thank you guys so much!!

Why not read a tutorial on photoshop abd learn to do it yourself? It's a great thing to have on your CV!

Photoshop does cost a lot though, so you could try using one of the open source projects like the GIMP [ http://gimp-win.sourceforge.net/stable.html ] and go through some of the tutorials.

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okay well i just got done watching the grudge 2. and let me tell you i think that was one of the most confusing movies i've ever watched. not to mention it wasn't scary at all. i mean the ending was just like wtf it didn't make sense and leaves you hanging. so can anyone explain to me what happened? and why that allison girl was in that house with that little brother? and what was up with the mom when she killed her daughter in the bathtub and she was after the little brother? and in the beginning, what was that about when the mom was cooking the bacon and she poured the grease on the dad's head and hit him on the head with the pan? haha sorry for all of these questions, you don't have to answer them all just as many as you can. thanks soo much!

You REALLY didn't pay any attention to the plot did you.

There's no point anyone answering this for you, you might as well just watch again. It is a really good film! Just remember to take note of peoples faces, and look for oriental symbols, that'll help you understand.

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my dell latitude d600 laptop wont charge. its deffinetly not the battery, becuase ive tried different batteries, and it works. when i have the computer plugged into the charger, it wont charge. its also not the charger, because ive tried different chargers. what could be wrong? and how can i fix it?


thanks!

Don't forget that your laptop is probably 4/5 years old now, and sadly things start to go wrong :(

When you tried different chargers and batteries - did you use the OFFICAL ones? Unless it's been thoroughly tested for use with a specific laptop then it's silly to try using the wrong battery.

Other than the battery/charger issues then there shouldn't be anything stopping it from working.

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Ok, you see I just hooked up with my ex-bf that I havent seen since I was 8. BUT, before we went out, this other guy asked me out at the pool, i said yes. But I know I'll probally never see him ever again. But I want to know if Im cheating because Ive never cheated in my life. If I am what should I do? SHould I break up with my bf I havent seen since I was 8, or forget about it because I know I'll never see the guy who asked me out ever again.

^^ That guy is right.

If you're never going to see him again, how do you expect to be his girlfriend?

Just carry on with the new (old) dude.

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hi, i was wondering if anybody knew any products that help with really oily skin? also with acne.
mine isn't too bad, but i'd like it to clear up :]

any suggestions are very much appreciated :]

If you're rally that bothered, you should go see your GP. I had terrible acne on my back, and was prescribed an Impetigo skinwash that clears them up no problem! Try asking for impetigo facewash or something at the pharmacist.

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Is there really such thing where you can put a trackor on someones car and see where they went. I want to buy one but i dont know where? thanks.

I think you might find that that's called stalking.

There are plenty of places to buy tracking equipment - you can even track a mobile phone if you have permission.

Here's an article on EDRs (Event Data Recorders) that might help you out [ http://autos.msn.com/advice/CRArt.aspx?contentid=4023927 ] - it's about parents tracking teenage drivers.

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14/f, im 5'7
what should my weight be? like whats a healthy weight?

thanks
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You can calculate your BMI (Body Mass Index) here [ http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ ]

Although for your height (technically) your ideal weight is 143 lbs

But dont forget that these charts were concieved 100 years ago, and they don't adequately portray height/weight ratios properly.

You should just find a weight you're comfortable with!

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