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I'm extremely cynical, sarcastic, and apathetic. I doubt I'll take you serious.
I'm a deadbeat and probably have no future. I drive a stick shift, probably better than you.

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okay i know the whole body mass thing where you multiply stuff by some decimal and i know about what you should be for your height ... but i wanna know by appearance if im considered "chubby" ... im 5 foot or 5 foot 1 ... and im 130-ish pounds?

i dont understand how that could be because i dont think im fat ... my stomach doesnt stick out all that much, i dont have huge boobs, and my legs arent fat, just curvy. i dont eat more than 1000 calories a day. i dont eat junk food or drink soda. i dont eat big portions of carbs or anything else really.

i dont understand how i weigh so much! somehow i gained 10 pounds.. last year i weighed 120 and for the most part i looked the same as i do now (i didnt get any taller either)

when im in jeans and a tee shirt my legs look good and so does my stomach so i really dont understand! does anyone else have this issue?

I have this problem.
I figure, If I look in the mirror, and I'm content
(which it sounds you are, if you didn't know how much you weigh)
a number shouldn't matter that mouch.
muscle weight more than fat.
and curves are sexy.

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Hey! So I am having a birthday in October and I wanted to do something outside of my house. turning 14/cali/f. If anyone can think of anything to do for birthdays in hollywood, that would be perfect but anything else besides things like bowling, or movies would help. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

uhh, beach much?
camping

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16/f. At school I get hit on all the time, and at the mall, things like that. I am so not a slut I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years and never had sex. The thing is I'll be walking down the street and there will be these like old mexican gardeners and they will like check out my ass and that just disgusts me so much. I feel so disgusting because of them. How do I get over this?

You just have to shrug it off and say
"Damn, I must look cute"
not much you can do, I mean
shit happens.

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how do you make huge pictures smaller. because i have a large picture that i want to put in the general myspace so that it is little. you know? well i do. but i hope someone can help me!

I copy it onto the paint program
scale it down to size
(before anything go to edit.select all)
then save it & upload it.

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My boyfriend and I are having a huge BEACH themed birthday party for three of our best friends, who are all turning 26. We've set up a bar, a pool table and a dart board in our basement, but I need some good ideas for adult party games. Drinking games anything, if possible, with the whole beach theme. Thanks!!

drinking card games are always fun
the simplest;go fish
to Asshole.

You can add alcohol to almost any of the items in your basement.
ie;pool-lets say every time you don't hit it in you down a beer/take a shot
darts-reffer to pool.

I can't think of anything going with the theme.

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I made a new myspace recently to get away from some people that are herassing me and other things. I would really like to make my myspace really nice. Do you know any sites that have myspace layouts besides whateverlife and createblog

go to
www.xanga.com
and click on blogs
type in
mysapce layouts
and click.

that should work.
gives you a gazillion choices.

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if someone tickles you is that considered flirting or just trying to be annoying

flirting.

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okay so im a girl and people say that you should clean your "down there" but i dont have a douche is it safe to use like regular soap? or something like that??

yes it's fine
just don't do it that much
you need a balance of bacteria and cleanliness
or else you'll get a yeast infection.

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Hey, Ive had the same sn for AIM for a loong time, and I was wondering if you could help me think of one...
Thanks
Leah

right on.
tell me what you're about.

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What are some good pop and rock 80s-90s music?

The Clash
the sex pistols
The Germs
the Smiths
Bananarama
The Beastie boys
Kiss

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what are some good bands that aren't that popular.. i'm really into like alternative/rock right now. i actually kinda like the screamo-ish stuff too like that song i'm so sick by flyleaf like it's not the whole song but just a little of it. also like a.f.i miss murder i like them.. and i also like the all-american rejects, p!atd..ya knoww.. lol well yeah so what are some other good bands like those ? =] thanks.

well, you should get into old AFI.
Go out and buy "Very Proud of Ya"
and "Black Sails in the Sunset"
and then we'll talk.

I'm not really into a lot of this stuff anymore
but I'll give you what i know--
the number 12 looks like you
tegan and sara
Motion city Soundtrack
Daphne loves Derby
Tsunami Bomb
Time is the Enemy
Lacuna Coil
Saosin
Comeback Kid
Shiny toy Guns
Le Tigre
KELLY
A thorn for every heart
underOATH
Taking Back Sunday
Spitafeild
Action Action
A change of Pace
Aiden
Aidalyn
MOLITOR
alexsisonfire
Bullet for my Valentine
the Albino Spiders
the pink spyders
The Unicorns



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i am going to a panic! at the disco concert soon. and i want to make a shirt that says something witty and funny... i dont want to quote one of their songs though. what are some cute quotes, sayings, words, etc.... that i could use?

I don't reallt like P!ATD
"I paniced!At the disco before you even got to the disco"
but don't say that if you didn't know of panic! before '06.

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I've always been into the ska scene. I was wondering if you guys had any new ska groups I can try out. I like a lot of ska, but I prefer the sounds of sublime, etc. Kind of laid back and more mellow as apposed to say... the Mad Caddies or faster ska music. Do you have any other bands I could listen to?

I don't generally like SKA
but I do like Reel Big Fish.

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What are some good techno songs?


anything by--
freezepop
Le Tigre
Dirty Sanchez
Gravy Train

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Okay, so I want a song to put on myspace. I want somthing cute and somthing about my relationship with my boyfriend. We have somthing great here so anything that has to do with love would be good. Make sure you tell me who sings it and what it`s called. Thank you!

From First To Last-- EMILY.

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Ok this might sound stupid but i wanna know if this is normal. sometimes if i hear a song that i really really love it makes me want to cry, i think just becuase its so beautiful and i feel so deep, its kind of disturbing. for me its enjoy the silence by depeche mode, and lacuna coil covered it, i like that one just as much.

So is this normal? It might be becuase music is such an important part in my life? Thanks.

I love depeche mode
and lacuna coil.
Completley normal.
I cried to an A7X song.

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Does anyone have any good love songs? You know how couples have 'songs'? I'd really like a list of some, please. I like being reminded of my boyfriend. Nothing to well known please. You know?

swing life away--rise against

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Hey everyone..I was just wondering if anyone knows of some good songs to practice the various model walks to...I already have the following:

1. Beyonce- Crazy In Love
2. Kelly Osborne- One Word
3. Beyonce- Deja Vu
4. Kool And The Gang- Jungle Boogie
5. TaTu- All The Things She Said
6. TaTu- Not Gonna Get Us

As some of you may know.."Techno" songs are probably the best to practice to. But I cannot think of any more. So if yall know of any songs with a good steady *not too fast* beat please let me know! Thank You!!!!

all the techno I know is low key
but I'll give you a couple

Shiny Toy Guns--Don't Cry Out
Freezepop--(anything really)

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Does anyone know any Asian (Indian/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Spanish/French/German/etc) punk musicians?

well, along the lines of metal
we have Rammstein.

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does anyone know who was on the fuse f-list girls of warped tour?

thanks

probably the usual
FFTL, AFI, NOFX, GREENDAY.
warped isn't my favorite so I don't really know.

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