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I'm extremely cynical, sarcastic, and apathetic. I doubt I'll take you serious.
I'm a deadbeat and probably have no future. I drive a stick shift, probably better than you.

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How do you clear the memory card? I tried to take a picture, and the screen went blue, and it said "the memory card is full." I uploaded pics from the camera on the computer, but it still said that.

You have to make sure to delete them from your camera.

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Hey iam 17 female and iam thinking about becoming a vegetarian and I was wondering what kind of foods are out there for vegetarians besides vege's.

Actually there is a WIDE variety.
I was a vegetarian for 2 years and a vegan for about 4 months.
There are these "chicken nuggets" but they're from MorningStar Farm, which means they're completey made from soy and nutrients that don't involve meat, they're called chick'n'nuggets. They totally taste JUST like meat, and it's all in all like not giving up anything. They're a little expensive but it's for the animals, right?
Along with chick'n'nuggets, there's everything you can imagine, ground hamburger, sausauge, hamburgers, ham.

goodluck

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i get really bad dark shadows under my eyes, no matter how much sleep i get, and i was wondering if anyone knew a really good, and easy to use coverup that i could use. [i'm not a big make-up person, so simple would be great]

anything that has worked for you personally would be appreciated, but if you just have an idea, or something someone you know has used. that'd be great too.

thanks

You know those jell-eyemask-things that are filled with water that you pop in your freezer and they get all cold?
Purchase one and wear it for a couple minutes at a time, it gets rid of bags easily.

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i cut i do it because i am stressed life is really hard right now for me and i just have the desire to cut and i think it is time and find a better emotional outlet.i am not doing this for mysellf i am doing it for my friend she cuts and i cant stand to see her hurting and stuff.but i i am a hipocrite if i just tell her to stop since i do it.so i know i nee to get help before i can help her.

serios answers only please its not funny so dont make it seem like it is


since when was cutting a funny subject?

the best thing you can do, is tell your parents you might want to see a Therapist. Yes, the T-WORD. A lot of people generalize therapists as christians who sit straight up in their chair who don't care about you. But that is not true at all, my therapist is a femenist, spiratual and went through the same things when she was a child. It helps alot. It's better than talking to a friend because you know you have to face and speak to them tomorrow, but therapy can and will help you to get through your issues.
You don't even have to tell them you cut.

My 2nd suggestion is starting a journal, when you get all of your angst out, there's none left inside of you to have the desire to cut.

3rd, whenever I get stressed--I run. It helps get all of the anger out, you can replace running with boxing or working out in general, but it's a way of modifying your body in a positive way.

goodluck.

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I was hanging out with my boyfriend last night and one thing lead to another and he fingered me.. to make the story short, afterwards my clitoris felt like it was throbbing and now it hurts very bad, even to the touch or my underwear rubbing against it. Why is this? thank you =]

you were probably all too dry
& he probably did it to hard.

nxt time make sure he lubricates his finger either with your wetness or his saliva or an actual lubricant and tell him to go a bit softer.
Because, girl, it CAN feel good.

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Hi i am 14 years old, male, and i have like medium long hair, its to my neck but its frizzy all the time and like i use shampo and conditioner, but i dont use the shampo every night i use it like every 2 nights. But it still gets frizzy is there a way to make it stop frizzing. like could i get it thinned and then layared then just use hair stuff for frizzy hair? please answer this i need help

I think you answered your own question.
Using Frizz-Ease, shampoos/conditioners that are meant to tame frizz and products in general meant to smooth the hair.
And yes, thinning/layering would mean you have less hair thuss you have less frizz.

Try shampooing your hair everyday, too.
just some advice.

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is it necessary to breast feed? like does it HAVE to be done or will the formula stuff work just as well ?

No it's not neccessary, you don't have to do it.
Although, I've heard people say that children who are breastfed are smarter and healither than children who weren't.

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My mom, acts like she was a perfect teenager. She always says how she was skinnier then me, or how she was prettier then me. & how she was just ever so popular. Now don't get me wrong, i know i'm up in that crowd, & im pretty & i only weigh like 90 pounds, & im 14. soo.. this isnt where im going with this. what my problem is, is its kinda hurting my feelings. cuz like, i dont like hearing that. like, idno. im just not. & i dno..has anyones parents ever done that to them? like saying there not responsible, like they were when theywere younger &stuff? what did u do about it? or what should i do about it?
kthnxxss.

The best thing you could do is let your mom know it's hurting you. If your mom thinks it's working as motivatoin, she will keep on doing it.
a lot of parents do that to get their kid up and at 'em, so get them "up to parr"
The other thing I could suggest is rebeling against your mothers word.
but that usually doesn't get you that far.

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I know this is kind of discusting, but my breats kind of sag. Im 36D.


http://ruggerjay.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cleavage.jpg


Don't worry. That is not porn. It's a picture of a bra.

That is how I want my boobs. I have the Victoria's secert.. "body" bra. It still doesnt work.

What are some secerts to get them like this?
Thank you SO MUCH

pushup bras could work wonders.
I also would suggest talking to the ladies at your nearest bra boutique.
Wether it be Victoria Secret or anywhere else
they probably know a lot more about boobs than most people on here.

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Ok... Well I'm 13 years old and I'm basically in love with my best friend's boyfriend.. No it's not like a crush, I don't like him because he's 'hot' or 'popular'... I like him because he's witty, sweet, funny, and really really sensitive. So I've liked him a while now and I know he doesn't exactly hate me. What should I do? Should I tell my bff or wait till they breakup or just forget about it? I'm not in ANY way gonna steal him from her. But would it be wrong to get with him a while after they're broken up?
Thanks!

Alright, there are many attempts that you could take action on.
but the one I would do,
Wait untill their relationship gets rocky, and be a comforter to her boyfriend, get him to notice you before and after the rough parts. And as soon as they break up, ask your best friend if it's alright with her.
If it's not
we all know the saying "Chicks before Dicks"
afterall, you're 13. A boy will be there for a matter of months, and your friends, well, they can be there forever.

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i need some new music, i like rock, alternative, indie, the stuff like that. Please give me new bands or non common ones. Becuase i already know of a lot of bands so i need new ones.

Jess

go to
www.purevolume.com
& hit browse/search
then you click a link
& you can mark the types of music you like
and it all comes up in alphabetical order.

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ok, I need some advice on here. but you please if you not gonna help or say something rude, don't post at all.

So i think Emo hair cuts are cute. so i was wondering if you could show me some. My hair is black and its a litle longer then shoulder. I have found sites, but i can never see the HAIR!!. So if you could show me some pictures that would be fantastic. Thank you!

the best advice I can give
is to get a myspace
& look around

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do girls go for guys with piercings? if they are good looking that is, and do girls get attracted to guys with piercings,like let's say nose rings?and if they do, can you specify which part of the face or body you find most attractive for a piercing on a guy and how much piercings should your ideal guy have?thanks

Most people like the tattoo/piercing thing
it brings on a "bad boy" look
I think It's really hot when a boy has his LIP or LABRET or TONGUE pierced.
all together (not including tongue)I think more than 2 on the face is kind of tacky.

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Are tacos good in a diet are they unhealthy or healthy

if you mean tacos from taco bell--then no.
but I'm sure if they're homade and you check the ingrediants, they're actually pretty nutriscious.

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I am 15 year old femail...Am i supposed to shave "down there". I obviously shave my bikini line...but thats it.

What am i supposed to do?

I think that that just needs to be shaved.
I'm not for the "all natural look"
and most guys aren't either.

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I got my period for the first time on July 27th. I haven't gotten it again since. I only had it for one day and it never came back. Is there something wrong with me?

nothing wrong with you, completley normal.
You might get it again around that same date in August.
Your period is really irregular for the first couple years.

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does anyone no some remidies to relieve the pain of a period, she has pretty severe ones, she is 13 if that helps. so yea, if anyone knows some home remidies to relieve some pain and make her feel a bit better plz tell me. much apreciated

Midol doesn't work for me
so I'm not suggesting it.
If she goes to her doctor, they will prescribe her birth control pills--they lessen your period all together so less period means no pain.
and if you feel that not neccesary
then just sitting there comforting her with a heating pad on her belly helps.

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What attracts guys to girls? Like what personality traits or whatever?

guys are all around attracted to different things.
I mean, all girls aren't attracted to the same guys.
But I've been reading that most guys like a girl who has, well, a "bitchy" attitude, who plays hard to get, and makes them work for their love. It makes them feel like since she acts this way there's got to be a soft side to break, and that she wont go all emotional 24/7 sobbing on their shoulder.
But it depends on what kind of guy YOU want to get.
there's too many assholes out there--don't fall for them.

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Hey how do you get your text say your putting information in the "about me" part instead of it being just plain like format. How do you get get your font to like line up. My friends have say
their name
grade

How do i get it to line up like that besides just punching enter? Like basically pretty and not just like this typing?

TEXTT
and do jump down a line
TEXTT
and do change text color
TEXTT
change text size
TEXTT

should help.

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i dont know how to talk to people,i mean my friends- yeah but a new person comes and im with people that i dont really know i just stay shy,how cna i open up? any tips? how can i sound like i have a nice personality? anything will help!!

They way to get over shyness
is to have confidence.
you kind of have to realize people aren't always going to come up to you, you have to go to them.
Smile a lot, say hello/hey, just stick to the normal routine of what a conversation should sound like.

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