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Q: im a 21 year old male and my girlfriend is 19 and 8 months pregnant.She's thinks i dont find her attractive anymore because it seems like ive lost my sex drive!!what should i do??
most likely she thinks that bcuz she believes that you caused her this pain of the baby and she wants to take some of her anger or whatever out on you so no worries just keep supporting her and GIVE IT MORE SEX DRIVE!
much love
x3 mari

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ok Y ME no jk good one (i guess lol)

much love!
x3 mari

Q: ok, so i have been with m bf, for a month now, but ive know him for like ever, (not forever) but, everything is wonderful, but it seems like i have a feeling and i don't know what it is..its been going on for like 2 weeks, and my friends seem so worried about me, I don't know what to do...

I rate high
sry hunn i really don't know i mean if you don't tell us wat your feeling is we cant help you but you should probly just be yourself and be confident
much love
x3 mari

Q: ok well i have stared my period once and that was 3 months a go i have not had sex soo i am not pregnet! it worries me! i havent told my mom that i haent started in 3 months! because she know i have origanly started! is my body going haywire or somthing? and i gett alot of discharge still!

Haywired Body??
it takes the body about 2 ears to get on a regular schedule for your period it can be 3 months after your first i've heard like 6-9 months after someones first before they got it again so its totally fine your probly not going to get it everymonth for a while! don't worry about it
loves mucho grande

Q: well...here is the thing. i have a boyfriend and we've been dating for a while now. when we have sex it feels very good to be honest but one thing i dont like about my boyfriend is when i give him head...he seems to enjoy it SO much he "tinkles" a little in my mouth and it is the most unatractive thing in the world....how do i stop it?
probly pre cum the thing the most sperm is in before the cum comes lol but if its piss you need to tell him cuz thats just sick if its cum just spit it out
loves mucho grande

Q: so, ok, i'v never been kissed, and so hasent my crush. We've talked about maybe kissing eachother, so we have kissed someone. he's like dme and i'v liked him, but all at differnt times and we never acctaully got together. i really want my first kiss tto be with this guy.

how can i acctually get my first kiss from him? i dono how we would ever be in that perfect situation.
ok well you both like eachother or have and you want your first kiss to be with him well ASK HIM OUT it may seemawward thinking about it but you obviously like this guy so try it and it sounds like you'll still be friends also the perfect moment wont come it will probly be a time when you don't epect it!
loves mucho grande

Q: ok im 15/f and i really like this guy but he's so shy!! he barely talks online to anyone even his friends! i want him to open up cause the only time he talked a lot was at school in class but schools out now so we never see eachother! he's never even had a gf before so that might be why he's so shy but i really want him to open up so how can i do that!
thats probably just his personality and i'm sure he will open up to people he knows it sounds like you don't know him that well so i suggest calling him or just trying to talk to him as much as you can to get to know him and i bet if you ask him out he'll say yes loves mucho grande.


Q: i have a problem.. and this is very embarassing to admit but here it goes-- i prefer to be intimate with animals over humans.. and i don't know why. i love the fact how animals don't talk, but yet you can feel/know what they want. i like having sexual relations with my animals. my advice that i am looking for is just.. am i the only one? is this healthy? what other objects could i use for intercourse?

i rate *fives.
i don't think this is normal; i mean i have never heard anything like this personally i find that very unappetizing so yes you might not be the ONLY one but you are definately one of the few


Q: Whats a good first day of skool outfight exspesicaly if your going to a new skool next year!?
defnately a skirt with flare maybe a pink, white, or black is always good um.... then on top probly a sleeveless shirt layered lip gloss and a cute bag


Q: Okay i like this guy ...He likes me to but he is moving away to california in spetember and we want to hang out together..In the summer and we play a game called ask a question and we each ask eachother a question and then we anwaser it truthfully...But last night he asked me if i would do it with him and i siad yeah becuz i liked him and hes like okay and im like but would rly have to want to do it adn hes like well i wouldnt have asked you if i didnt want to do it with you adn im like true...So i am not shure ever since then i have beed confused wat should i do?

sighned

Confused
if your confused DONT DO IT i mean your probly not ready and i mean i don't know you but i sounds like your not that close to this guy i mean you are but not that close i think its a bad idea


Q: i had this best friend named ryley when i was about 5 years old years old!! we lived next door to me and we did EVERYTHING together!but then when i was 8 he moved and i never saw him again and now i am really starting to miss him. My boyfriend goes to his church and a few weeks ago he said his best friend ryley from church asked if he knew me!he said yes and ryley told him we used to be best friends!now i really want to call him since i know now that he remembers me! but i dont know what i would say!i sure did change alot from when i was 8 til now im 14.i dont even know if he cares or wants to talk to me..what should i do?
you never know till you try maybe you would want your bf on the line on three way cuz they know eachother and you can just talk to him about normal stuff he obviously wants to talk to you if he asked someone about you so i think you should do it!

Q: ok so there was a guy who i liked once and i have crushes on like 3 guys but i have never ever had a boyfriend how do i get one and get them to ask me out not me asking them out
well... its not really your choice who asks you out you just have to become friends with them thats key unless some people already like them.... my answer would be get to know some guys don't nescisarily flirt with them but just be friendly and like get to know them, hang out with them and if they like you they'll ask you out or if you feel comfortable go for it and ask them but i think only after youve gotten to know them

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