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ppl say its awesome but idk how to do it?
like how do u masterbate??? (link)
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That's because it is awesome.
A provided gender would have helped to answer this question.
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well... i was at my bestfriends house spending the night and her bother was there so like we was chillin me and my b/f and her brother had called his friend to come over so then lyk 10-20 min later sumone was knockin on da door n lyk my b/fz brother answered it and me n my bestfriend was layin down on da couch and wateva so like 2 people came in n the first one walked in and i looked at the 2nd one lets call him (style)so then they went to my b/fz room and i looked at my friend and she was lyk they was cuute.. so then they came out of the room and went to the balcony to smoke... so lyk i guess ten min later this boy lets call him smiles so smiles came in with a big smile on n laughin n me and my best friend lets call her ct me and ct was on the cpu looking for songs i guess to sing or something so like i had ctz brothers phone n smiles came in and was like thats your phone i was like no he was like oohhh das my ni99az phone right i was lyk yea (he was talking about ctz brother)(i wasnt paying attention to him that much because i had just got in a fight with my boyfriend so like i was going to give up on dudes for awhile) soo then ctz brother and style came in from outside and they was in the livingroom so everyones in the livingroom so then ct asks me if i want my hair dun so like i said yea so then lyk she tol me to sit on da floor n wateva...shes about to part my hair n lyk wateva so then smiles is sitting down right next to her i guess hes looking at my hair and ct is like you wanna touch her hair touch it touch it touch it it aint gonna bite ya nd he touches my hair n i feel it so then he started askin me questions 1st question he was like you brazilian me and ct laughed because i had a puerto rican bandanna on so then i was like no im puerto rican nd he asked me sumore questions and then he was like what grade you in and style said she in da 6th grade nd i said no im not it was just alot of answers nd i said im a freshman he was u go to drama high? i was like yea (thats not the name of the school) he was like i never seen you there i said i aint never see him there either so then we was talkin n wateva nd i was lookin at the tv nd he was like whos phone is this i looked back sooo fast nd i saw it was my phone i was like gimme my phone n i kept sayin it n he wasnt givin it to me so then he gave it to me so then i kept lookin at da tv or style one of them and then smiles was tappin me so i look back and he smiles so then idk what i do so then they bout to leave and wateva so then he was like bye to me first and then he was like bye to ct but he had called her a different name so she had got mad n told him to get out her house it was funny because he was looking straight at me and smileing so then he closed the door and me and ct started laughing she was like he was tryna get at me n blah blah blah and style was lookin at me to n all dat type stuff n i wanted them to come back sooo bad so then they came back like an hour later or somthing and they was knockin n me n ct was layin down on da couch so den dey knocked again n she was bout to get up but i got up before her n answered the door i opened the door and went behind it n smiles walked in first lookin arround n he looked beside the door and he smiled at me nd da rest of them came in so they went to ctz brothers room and then they came out lyk 5 min later or wateva nd smiles and style was bout to leave and smiles was like goodnite n smiled n was lookin at me so i said it back....lol theres more the fact that i saw him at lunch lyk 3 dayz later n i got all happy and junk nd the fact he went to jail and i waited and waited for him to get out and then the fact that i message him on myspace and he dosent reply back and the fact that my friends sayin im in love with him which i dont think its true but what im wondering what do yall think about this situation i mean does he like me or was he just high? SHOULD i move on? or should i just keep it like it is? should i listen to my friends when they say that we should go out that im in love with him and all these things?? (link)
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Are you black?
I can't understand Ebonics.
I recommend a few things for your situation.
"Lyk" "BF/z" or whatever the fuck you type, stop, just stop and put an "S" and the I and E, too.
Use your "Enter" key, located to the right of the "'" key, it will make your story (More like jumbled up piece of shit mess) easier to read and more people will read all of the story if it is presented neatly.
I stopped reading after I clicked "Read more" or whatever and saw how long as hell it was and no paragraphs.
You'll turn a lot of people off doing that. I suggest retyping your concerns/issues/problems in a neater format.
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i am 23 and im concerned about my little cousin shes 14. shes changed so much it just feels so different. her friends her clothes and how it seems like she just doesnt love me as much it just is all changed. we went to the mall and i was trying to find her different clothes she dresses like a grunge and all darks. she refused it all but a black and red bikini. then her phone rang and her ringtone gave me the chills and later on we went out to eat and she wouldnt eat and she seems so mad. so i asked her if shes haveing any issues and if she was gothic or anything. she got so defensive and angrier. i just wana know what happened to her does anybody think she got raped or is abused or anything else whats wrong i ask her she gets all mad. (link)
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This is normal.
She has become young, impressionable and obviously is becoming "Goth." Hence her defensiveness.
There isn't anything wrong with being like that.
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what is the sexiest thing a girl can wear without looking REALLY slutty? (link)
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Nothing.
All the sluts wear CLOSE to nothing.
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Does anyone know of some cool websites that you can play with other people online? Some cool ones not some boring ones! Thanks in advance! (link)
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www.adultfriendfinder.com
Most definitely not boring and it most certainly offers some good play.
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Last night my Mother threatened to leave. Now I'm afraid one night she just wont come back. I have an older friend that has offered to let me live with her not as a joke, but not wicked serios either. My Mom threatens to leave yet I can't.. (link)
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That's quite a terrible story and predicament you're in there.
Ask a question next time. For now you just get my thoughts.
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Can someone just reassure me that getting over true love is possible because right now I'm not so sure..
Is it possible? Have you done it?
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Are you even sure it was true love or was it an infatuation you had so deep for this person you feel that way?
Time will help.
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What actually happens when you're hungry?? What does your body do?? I heard from an article that your fat is stored up, but I also heard from a different article that your body burns off fat?? Any opinions? Thanks! (link)
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Your body will first store it up, which is fairly ironic considering you'd think you're skinny when hungry, however this can be opposite.
After a while your body will consume this stored fat for energy, after that fat has been used your body will no longer have fat to run off of for energy and will proceed to eating up other things like your muscles and so on until, of course, you can't go on anymore.
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Do you think i have a singing talent?
http://s161.photobucket.com/albums/t202/SRH6306/?action=view¤t=945c57e3.flv (link)
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I think you're beginning to get a singing talent... however at the moment you don't have a whole lot going for you.
Practice.
*EDIT*
Did you just give me a two because I took a dump on what you thought was great singing? I'm sorry I rocked your little world by telling you your talent wasn't great but with practice, achievable?
Have a sweet day.
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Last time I was on here I asked a sex question and the Admin told me I couldn't ask it on this forum. Because of that I'm not sure if I will get an answer to this question but I need to ask anyway. I've no where else to turn.
I'm a 17/m and because of recent events I am at the crossroads of a potentially life changing decision. I'm a virgin. I've never been kissed or even so much as held hands. I've been on one date my whole life but I don't really count it because the girl didn't like me at all. I am an only child and live alone with my mother and father. I don't have many friends because I live in a small town and don't go to school or have a job (long story). I really never meet any girls for the same reason, but hopefully that will change when I start college in the winter. Anyway, my parents are leaving town in a few weeks and I have $200 in my bank account. I have been thinking of using this opportunity to hire and escort. I can't stand being a virgin anymore because I feel like a complete loser, but if the only sex I've ever had would be paid for I wouldn't exactly feel like the coolest guy ever either. I don't know what to do. Please help. (link)
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This is a very interesting question...
Problem with most escorts? They're horse face ugly. You don't want any of that.
I would wait 'till college and find some people then.
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what does it mean if you are going to go burn a bowl? [ its something with drugs right?] (link)
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Burning a bowl means you're gunna smoke some pot.
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15/f my boyfriend talks to other girls i got on his myspace and a lot of them were telling him they liked him and stuff.
"and he said i have a girlfriend friendships are a lot better anyways. and they last longer.=]"
what do i do?
it made me sad.. (link)
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Do you want to be classy?
Dump him and say "Friendships last longer anyway"
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i love bands like. family force 5. rediscover. and panic! at the disco.
can someone please name some more bands like that? (link)
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Panic... and umm... those bands aren't techno.
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lately, one of my friend were getting bullied, and i stood up to the bullie.. and now shes threating me and everythink! and the problem is shes really popular!!
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What are they threatening you with?
If she wants to continue being a bitch, uppercut them in the ovaries or punch them in the face.
They'll shut the hell up after that.
Most bullies don't expect that treatment, they'll verbally degrade you because they don't feel threatened. Make the situation tense, play their game, only on an elevated level.
If they want to play alpha dog remove them of that glory.
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lately, i have been cutting my arm.. because i get really drepressed and, my boyfriend found out. he told me to stop but i cant.. its the only thing that releaves me.
what should i do?
(and im not emo) (link)
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Cutting yourself means you're emo. Cut it out! (No pun intended)
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alright so theres these two guys lets just say guy A and guy B, well guy A is my boyfriend right now and i love him, the only problem is he flirts a lot and it drives me crazy he commented my own cousin saying she has an amazing body i dont know if its just me? but i dont think he should be doing that stuff and, guy B is guy A's "old" friend now there not friends because guy B came to my house yesterday but just to hang out and tell me some stuff about my boyfriend and how he always flirts with girls when im not with him and guy B even thought we were broken up because thats how
much he flirts and guy B also stated yesterday that he likes me a lot and, i hate keeping secrets from my boyfriend so i told him that guy B came to my house and he flipped out like really bad and was saying all this stuff how i mine as weel just go off and be with guy B and everything and that he doesnt see anything wrong with what he said to my cousin and he just went way out of control i mean its not like me and guy B did anything there was even another girl here as a witness, and so now my boyfriend wants to like kick the shit out of guy B for comming to my house and trying to get me to brake up with him...
so my question is what should i do? i mean i like guy a alot, i love him but his flirting is like to bad and guy B works a lot as a producer so im not sure what i should do? i keep thinking if i brake up with guy A for guy B i will regrett braking up with him but im not sure. and guy B is really sweet and good looking and has a lot of money ;) but that part doesnt mater to me. im just lost on what i should do and if i stay with guy A he told me that he never wants me to talk to guy B ever again.. and i told him that he couldnt talk to my cousin then but he was like well.. we never did anything and were just really good friends so its diffrent, but its really not because thats how me and guy B are..
so what should i do??
im so confused and i need help
thanks in advance. (link)
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Your relationship is leading to a break up. Cut it off now so guy A doesn't beat the hell out of guy B.
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I really love to sing and my friends say im amazing.. I need to figure out how to get noticed.. My best friend and i would love if you could help us.. im 14 and my bff is 15.. what should we do? (link)
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Youtube.com
If you're good you'll be recognized.
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if i were to purchase an anti-nazi t-shirt, and wore it out, would i get dirty looks off people? like in the street, from ordinary people, not nazi's? (link)
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No
But if you were to have a run in with a Nazi.. they'd probably punch you in the face. Be careful!
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Almost all my friends buy their clothes from this popular clothing store called Stitches. They have great clothes there but I think they're too expensive. So, almost all my wardrobe is from Frenchy's (I'm sooo lucky there!) Anyways, sometimes my friends buy the same shoes or clothes as each other and they freak out at each other.I always tell them to chill and its their fault they buy at a popular store. What can I do about this? (link)
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What can YOU do? Nothing. You get to sit there and watch your friends go ape shit crazy on each other because "OMG WE'RE WEARING THE SAME CLOTHING" yet they shop at the same store.
Kindly tell them they're dumb as hell for flippin' their burgers on each other for no reason.
I'm very serious, this is serious business, tell them that.
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http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Samanthha_Kay/Picture263.jpg
Do you guys think Im fat??
I'm 5'5 145lbs but for a girl I have muscles and big boobs. That BMI thing says to watch my diet, but I think I look fine. I CAN Lose a couple of lbs, but overall, what do you guys think?? (link)
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You neither fat nor skinny.
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