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Is there a Diet Beverage that has Artificial sweeteners,no sodium and no caffeine? I started a diet that states I am allowed one 8oz a day does this even exist?

Try TAB.

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At restaurants - what is the accepted etiquette/percentage for tipping someone who you have an outside friendship with?

Whenever I did that, my friend gave me the tip money back..haha.

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What age do you think a girl should be to go to a gyno? Not for birth control, just for health check ups? Thanks!

Usually, it's when a female turns eighteen.

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how do i get rid of dark circles under my eyes

tooth paste. honestly.

that or prepartion h, but i think thatd be ... odd. but they both work.

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hi,IM 19 YRS OLD & im thinking of looking for a guy around my age to help me.i dont know if it is normal coz evrywhere im thinking of having sex but im still virgin.i neva had it before so i want a soldier to shot that cherry of mine.IS IT NORMAL to FEEL like this?
PLEASE HELP!!!!1

Yes. Yes it is normal to feel this way. Have him shoot that cherry many, many times.

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ok, i think this is going to sound really dumb, but i may as well ask it anyway. im 14/f.
well, im going out with this guy, we've been going out for nearly a month now, and he's my first proper boyfriend, and i know im the most serious he's had.
anyway, we're going to watch a movie in a couple of days, and some of my mates and some of his are coming too. the thing is, when we've been out before, we've been out in town, in the park, ive been to his house and things like that, so its not really the most romantic of settings, and i havent kissed him properly yet. i mean, we're fairly comfortable with each other and stuff, thre just hasnt been the right time to kiss him. and ive never kissed a guy before. so, any tips on how to handle the back row of the cinema? any advice would be appreciated. thanks

From personal experience...people aren't going to be looking, they'll be watching a movie...

Just make eye contact with him, subtly make a move in...let him follow up...and voila...you'll be kissing...

Honestly, you'd be surprised what people do in theaters...

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i want to spend more time with my dad. yeah i no that sounds weird but he may not have long to live but u never no and i want to spend as much time as i want with him but see i have never ereally hung out with him and i don't no wat to do with or or how to ask him.

I think I know what you're shooting here for...

My brother died of cancer not too long ago, and one of my biggest regrets is not hanging out with him more...

Honestly, I'd say just be in his presence.

I know that sounds lame, but I mean, just sit in the same room as him, and I am more than sure something is bound to come up in conversation.

I agree with the board games, and a few other things, but if it's like I'm assuming, bowling, and ice skating are out of the question.

Just ask him if he has any stories he'd like to tell you about growing up...

Maybe teach him how to play video games if it doesn't make him nauseas...

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Over the weekend me and my friend got in a fight with a permanet marker, she accidently got some on my light pair of jeans and it won't come out. I washed them and put SHOUT stain remover on them twice but it still won't come out. Do any of you have any suggestions? My jeans are really light, so I dont wanna to ruin there color or anything, and if I bleach them, then I'll lose the color in that spot. Please help.

Vinegar will remove it.

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I never know what to say when im talking to my crush. Sometimes, its akward because i would have nothing to say then it would turn out to be dead scilence. I get kinda scared about what he thinks of me because hes an outgoing guy and i only wish to be outgoing enough to fit up to his standerds. How do i bring up a good conversation without it being akward, and what if i cant think of a topic to bring up what should i do?

Say "FAT PENGUIN!" really abrubtly...come on... a FAT PENGUING would break the ice... get it. Trust me...I've used it numerous times.

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I took like a week break from gymnastics and now I am going back tomorrow with a bunch of cuts on my wrist because I slit my wrists a few times over the week. I didn't think I was going to go back to gymnastics and I'm still not sure but I might and everyone will see the cuts and they're going to wonder what they are. I don't think they will believe it's from my cat. What should I say? I can't wear bracelets or anything over them that is noticable because we're not supposed to. Help!! How do I hide them?

find some vitamin E pills, and break the capsules and rub the gel on there... that should make your skin recover sooner...

as for the next time you cut...

try your stomach or your up thigh...

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2day my family and i(14) found out that my older sister (27) has a tumour down there, and is supposed to be haveing surgery in a week. after that they will be putting her on keimotherapy(sp?) and well if none of those cure her, she will then only have 1 more year to live..im so scared of loosing her!

My older brother got testicular cancer. He had a testicle removed. Next it spread to his braing, lungs, kidneys, and colon. He then hit CHEMOTHERAPY (btw). He didn't even make it a year. I always had thoughts of him dying. There was no way to avoid it. I never even heard a prognosis. It's a gut feeling and it's probably right. It's hard to go through, but death is part of life, and this will only make you stronger.

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hey...what does it do when you put mustard on it? and how long do you leave it on there for? thanks bunches!

You should use half a teaspoon, and you should leave it on there for approxiamtely half an hour, and rinse with COLD water.

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I have this friend and lately he's been acting kind of funny. He's been really distant from me, almost like he's pushing me away. He's kind of going through a rough time right now and I want to be there for him, but I don't know how to do that if he's not wanting to talk to me. I don't know what I did...can you help me?

I dunno...

Nothing really...

He'll come around when he's ready.

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Are you a Christian?

That serves no relevancy.

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Do you beleive in God?

Yes.

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what are signs that a guy is just useing you?

When he'll talk to you, then not talk to you for a while...

When he blows you off...

When you go to his house, give him rides and whatever, and you get nothing in return...

It should be pretty obvious...

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Soo...when a guy just randomly STOPS talking to you and seemingly wants nothing to do with you, but still finds time to prank call you and mess around with you...what do you think that means? Why won't he just be civil or leave me alone?

He's an immature goob.

He figures you've done something wrong to him, and he makes you wanna pay.

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I didn't know that satan used to be an angel until like last year, and I've been going to church since I was like born. Everyone thought I was stupid when I didn't know that. Do you think I am? :(

No.

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wheres you fantasy please to have sex?

On my bed.

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I feel I am a pretty modest girl, but for some reason...boys tend to look at me as some sort of sex kitten. I'm not leading these guys on or "teasing them," but they seem to continue persuing. How can I repell the assholes and find a decent boy?

Well, I'm sure once you lure the decent boy, the assholes will stop.

I'm sure once a connotation is made and you become upfront and frank about the situation these boys will soon realize that you aren't a piece of meat, and that you have feelings.

If that fails, I'm sure you can ditch the boy scene, hang out with me, and you can become a lesbian...

I'm not sure if being a lesbo would stop them either...

:-\

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