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alright so i take back the fact that im done with this advice column. but im just letting everyone one here know that i do have a life, and advicenators is not it. however, im here to help. i just wont be on every single day.

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This is a long story, but I could use the help. First of all - when I like a guy, I like him a LOT, I never stop thinking about him.

In this case, I met this boy John from my friend Sean. A couple months ago at a football game I was talking to Sean and then John came up to talk to both of us, and I had never met him before. He was absolutely the best guy I've ever met - I swear! A simple 5 minute conversation and he was already one of my favorite people (we hardly even talked just between us though, we were all kind of joking around). I didn't like him yet though. I just thought he was really cool.
So since then it's just been every time we see each other in the halls at school we'd wave or say hi. He isn't in any of my classes and he is a year older than me. Soon after that football game though I realized that I had felt completely comfortable talking to him right away. I am usually pretty shy when it comes to new people. It was amazing how comfortable I was with him, like I'd known him forever, and the more I thought about it, the more I liked him. Now I think he's just the most adorable guy ever. I've talked to one of my good guy friends who knew him a few years ago and he can't say anything bad about John. Apparently he was one of the coolest guys he ever met also.
Recently I talked to another one of my guy friends, Brian, and he said he remembers one time around the week of that football game, he was at a swim meet with John. Brian texted his friend that he was mad at him because he almost made a move (on his girlfriend) but his friend ruined it. John read it and said "Who (my name)??", then Brian said no, and John said "She's pretty hot eh?" All according to what Brian told me. I flipped when I heard it lol.
Well, so far, it's been hi in the halls for the past 2 1/2 months or so. I don't want this to just fizzle out, but I don't want to directly tell him we need to hang out because I hardly know him and I never have the chance to talk to him since we only see each other in the halls.
Brian said he would try to talk to him soon and maybe that would help, but I just want to know if you have any suggestions as to how I could get John to notice me?

hey, just feel comfortable with yourself. if you think that you look good, chances are that others will think so too. confidence is a big turn-on for guys. they can smell it a mile away. ask brian to schedule a hangout session with him, you, john, and others. if you need any flirting tips try http://www.links2love.com

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I have damaged my vocal chords pretty bad from over-singing and over-using them the past couple years. I am a singer& I have a show coming up in about 1 1/2 weeks.

Anything to make the temporarily[sp?] better?

hey, well im sure you take singing lessons then. ask your singing instructor what to do.

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i really want to do more then just kiss my girl friend but im 15 so i dont think its right but kissing it getting boring! help please.

hey, well im 13/f and im done almost everything but go all the way with my boyfriend. it might sound slutty to some people on this site, but im not ashamed at all. you should ask her if shes ready for that kind of stuff before you make your moves. also if you guys do stuff, keep it just between you and her. dont let the whole school know, because most girls dont like that stuff advertized.

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this question is mostly for guys. but if any girls have guy friends or boyfriends that tell them, then this is for you too! do guys like when you have anything on your lips when you kiss them? i mean like lip gloss, lip stick, chapstick, nothing, etc. i mean wahts their preference and does anything annoy them? thanks in advance!

hey, well most guys dont like lipgloss because its too sticky. they just like simple chapsticks that are like strawberry flavored. something subtle but tastes good.

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i've never hooked up with anyone before, and i dont want to ask anyone in person because i dont want anyone to know i havent hooked up with anyone yet. its just im sooo nervous about doing it wrong. i kno there is no actual way to do it, but im just wondering for tips or just instructions on how to. and please be as specific as possible thanks soo much

hey, well your right. there is no right way or wrong way to hookup. just have fun with it. http://www.links2love.com should have some flirting tips or something helpful.

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what are some drinks, food, ANYTHING that helps speed up your metabolism? i'm not talking about excerise, cuz i'm well aware that does help. but for example, is it true adding pepper to your food speeds up your metabolism?

thanks in advance ! :)

hey, well your pretty much born with the metabolisum that god gave you. i would see a nutritionist and ask them for help.

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I am about 5'2 and weigh 180. 14/F.

I know it seems bad but I want to stop. I eat everything. Mostly junk but I don't know why because I'm not really that hungry I'm guess I'm just.....bored. I wan to lose weight but i don't know how and my family are never home so I don't want to talk about it because I've tried and forgot so I reminded them and forgot again. How can I lose weight without them knowing that I'm dieting. Any suggestions on what to do to get the weight off, and not just diet and exercise? More specific please.

hey, well keep yourself occupied. get involved in activities. that way you wont think about food. not to put pressure on you but at 5`0 your suppose to be 100 pounds. everytime you go up in height, your suppose to add 5 pounds. therefore you should be 110 pounds. thats 70 pounds to loose. i think that you should join a gym with a friend. its better to join with a friend because thats more motivation. you wont want to be embarassed so your going to give it your all while excersising. theres really notihng else because 70 pounds is a lot to loose by just keeping healthy and dieting. crunches will make you gain more muscle, but the fat will still be there.

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Who was fighting and where in the Genocide in Cambodia?

hey, an easy google search will do the trick.

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can someone tell me where to find cute but not too skanke belly shirts?

hey, dv8 would definately carry belly shirts.

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so,what trends are in places outside the US? Or what are some upcomeing trends? (i guess you could say i dress skater/prep...thats a weird combo,ok,pacsun and hollister or ae,yeah. :]) and also were can i get realllyyy awesome unique flatts? thanks !

hey, well here a few things that are in style.

-classic crochet ugg boots.

-dakota ugg slippers.

-ballet flats.

dont know what they are? no problem [=.

http://www.uggaustralia.com/ProductDetails.aspx?gID=w&categoryID=283&productID=5833&model=Classic+Crochet

http://www.uggaustralia.com/ProductDetails.aspx?gID=w&categoryID=181&productID=5131&model=Dakota

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/category_womens_shoes_detail.jsp?rcid=womens&scid=cat90122&sscid=cat120147&navroot=womens

charlotte russe and forever21 are wicked cute stores.

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Hi! Well I'm 13 and i'm having dance problems. See I don't know what kind of dress to buy?
It's the Valentine's Day dance
PS- It has to be a little red

hey, i like this dress.

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=2034593424&Page=all

i know you said all red but a little black belt wouldnt hurt.

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=Dresses&product%5Fid=1033337609&showBACK=OK

that necklace would look really cute with it [=.

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my dog who i love very much recently died and i am just wondering, according to the christian religion, what happens to animals when they die?

hey, i believe that the theory is that they go to heaven. not people heaven, animal heaven.

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so my boyfriends bday is next week. he'll be 17 and weve been together for about 7 months yay. anyway i was wonderin if besides his present if i also got a thank you card n gave it to his mom and inside where it says thank you or whatever put "for having such a wonderful son" or something along those lines. would that be cute or just weird lol?

hey, well it depends what kind of person she is. if shes artsy craftsy and loves home-made gifts then go for it. if shes not like that and alls she cares about is money, jewelry, and namebrand clothes then i wouldnt. she will just be like "uh thanks?" if shes like that.

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Are sweater uggs in style now? I cant really explain.. but they kinda look like sweaters on... an ugg, haha. also where can I buy them for cheap? I may get them.. or anyone know any upcoming spring styles that are good? or styles now. tell me all you know!

hey, yes those are in style. your talking about the classic crochet uggs.

http://www.uggaustralia.com/ProductDetails.aspx?gID=w&categoryID=283&productID=5833&model=Classic+Crochet

dakota ugg slippers are in style right now too.

http://www.uggaustralia.com/ProductDetails.aspx?gID=w&categoryID=181&productID=5131&model=Dakota

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What are some cute clothing stores that sell clothes kinda like Forever 21 and Wetseal? Anything you say will help. Thanks a bunch! =)

hey, charlotte russe all the way.

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What are those shoes that are a brown suede fabric that are squared in the front and have stitching on the front?

hey, no no no. i know exactly what your talking about. your talking about dakotas.

http://www.uggaustralia.com/ProductDetails.aspx?gID=w&categoryID=181&productID=5131&model=Dakota

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Um I caan't wear high heels for this wedding I'm attending and I have really ugly feet so I guess I'm gonna have to go with platform shoes. Anyone suggests anything? Is there a way to make my feet look more pretty? It's clean but it's just an ugly feet. Like everyone in my family all were high heels and have really pretty feet but I can't and my family keeps saying I have ugly feet which makes me sad =(

hey, get a pedicure. if not wear ballet flats.

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13/f

In the summer holidays me and my family (mum, dad, bruv)are going to Spain. I really want my best mate to come (she wants to come as well).
My mum did mention her coming before but not since. Also, I know she might be able to because 've been to Edinburgh and center parcs with her which is a lot of money, and mum wants to take her somewhere with us. I just don't know about Spain.

But, the question is, what is the right way to ask mum whether my best friend can come?

hey, just ask her if she is still willing to take her. that was a common sense thing.

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so i have had this sore throat for like.. 5 days now. it only hurts my right tonsil. and its not even like a regular sore throat. it hurts the most in the morning & i usually dont feel it during the day unless i swallow. but when i do, it feels like someone is stabbing my right tonsil with a pencil or something. i wake up with these really like.. pressure-ish headaches on the top of my head. i usually only get headaches on the sides of my head. also, i know this sounds gross.. but whenever i sniffle and then swallow, i can feel like.. all of the snot. and gross loogeys like in my throat
does any1 know what my problem is?!

hey, it sounds like it could be strep throat or larengitis(sp?). im not sure which. you should go see your doctor.

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Well um heres a photo of me im the one with the medium lenthg browin hair with the white head http://coookiieloove.piczo.com
band well I dont see my self as a pretty girl like others i look at the mirror adn want to break it to be honest i need help i want to know what will make me pretty what make-up honstly i just want to look at my self and say hey i look pretty today but i never do please help

hey, well your a pretty girl. im not going to lie to you, you could do some extra things to gain prettyness. you should thin out your eyebrows a bit. maybe do some highlights and staighten your hair. as for makeup, i like maybelline eyeliner applied to only the bottom. for mascara, i would use a curved brush. before you apply wipe the wand so that theres no clumps. add some bronser and covergirl coverup.

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