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13/m and no offence but please dont say i'm too young for a girlfriend ha ha

ok so i've been going out with this girl for about a week now and i cant even hold her hand without being nervous so i havent like walked with her while holding hands i'm afraid it will ruin our relationship and shes a great girl so i dont want to lose her so does anyone have any tips
btw we went to the movies the other night and i stuck my arm around her but even that was crazy haha i dont know whether its like things that happened with one of my girlfriends last year cause her and me and a few other friends went to a movie(this is a different girl) and i tried to stick my arm around her but then she just pulled it off her arm it was funny and everyone kept sayin i got rejected but still, funny

and also shes my first girlfriend this year...sad i know (link)
Don't worry about anxiety when it comes to making physical contact with your girlfriend: at your age (hell, for any guy without much experience), spending time with the opposite sex can be very uncomfortable. You'll find that every "first" of a relationship isn't as magical as you'd like it to be, but it comes with the terms of being young and awkward (which is unavoidable at 13)

That being said, it all gets easier as you get more comfortable with each other and as you get older.


i hate being fingered. i can never get past the "need to pee" feeling and make my boyfriend stop. - but i hear that anal is better. does it hurt more for the girl or less?
i'm just curious. (link)
From what I've gathered, some girls get that "need to pee" feeling as they're getting close to their climax, and pushing through that feeling makes orgasm possible. That feeling corresponds to the buildup of pressure that comes before the release (orgasm). If you're worried about peeing while you're being fingered, then go to the bathroom beforehand. That way, you'll know that whatever feeling you have has nothing to do with the contents of your bladder, and that drastically improves your experience.

I'm not sure where you heard that anal was better, but it certainly wasn't from a girl who has experienced it. While there are nerve endings (and the potential for pleasure), the concentration is nowhere near what you find in the vagina and you're much more likely to derive pain from the experience than pleasure.


I've been hanging out with this guy. Do guys think it's wrong for girls to make a move.. like a kiss.. first? If I know he likes me. (link)
I don't think there's anything wrong with it. While we may think that we have a good idea when a girl is ready for a kiss, we're not always as bold with making the first move because it is so awkward going in for a kiss and getting rejected.

If he likes you, then you'll have saved him hours of weighing costs and benefits to decide whether or not to make the first move.


ok this girl is my friend, on of my good friends and we went out twice but each time we do she leaves me for her ex. But i don't know what to do. the first time we just went back to being friends and things even though it ended badly with all this complication and stuff but i forgave her and it wasnt her fault and whatever. but this time she promised me it wouldn happen etc. but it did. so i feel kind of like an idiot. so i dont know should i just forgive her agian because i want to, like shes my friend,or atleast supposed to be but a part of me thinks well why should i be there as a friend for her after all this.Kind of like well why should she get the benefit of my friendship kind of thing....if that makes any sense. what do you guys think?

thanks (link)
You said it yourself: why should she get the benefit of your friendship when she keeps jerking you around?

I've said it once and I'll say it again: there's no reason to waste your time on a girl who doesn't treat you the way that you want to be treated. It's obvious that there are some unresolved issues between her and her ex, and its unlikely that she'll break free of that pattern for you if she's gone back to him before. You could certainly forgive her and keep being her friend if you'd like, but it's time to shut the door on having a relationship with her.


when a girl gets wet, do you think its gross or does it turn you on?

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Definitely a turn on, lets us guys know that we're doing our job the right way. By no means should anyone ever consider it to be gross.


So Jake and I went out last summer for about 4 months. I really liked him alot. I came really close to falling in love with him. The only thing wrong with him was that he could be really mean sometimes. He'd say things like "I didn't hang out with you because my best friend couldnt go, so its not worth it" and "amy stop being so loud and annoying". In spite of his attitude, i still had strong feelings for him.

Then he started getting distant from me. and later broke up with me for my best friend. I mean i was mad and didnt talk to either of them for about 3 months. but we were able to be friends again later..but Jake started flirting with me while him and Lauren were still going out.

They broke up and he came back to me. for like a week, but then told me that i was more like a sister to him. so we stopped seeing eachother, yet again.

Now i have tried to get over him ever since we broke up last year. I tried forcing myself to be mad at him, and not speak to him or about for months at a time. but i just cant do it. my fiends obviously dont approve of him, and tell me.."Amy, just get over him."..honestly i wish it were that easy.

Jake doesnt want a relationship, which is understandable considering we are still in highschool. So hes with more than one girl at a time. but all of these girls just want some hah.

i dont know. Jake is all i can ever thing about. and i get butterflies whenever i see him, or talk to him. and dipite everything hes done to me, i still have strong feelings for him...and i need to know what it means, and what i should do.

i know this was really long..but thanks for the advice! (: (link)
If you know that he's a jerk, that you want a relationship and he doesn't, and that he has told you that you're more of a sister to him than anything else, then it appears that you have your answer. You're in high school right now, and there's no reason for you to waste your time thinking about a guy who you've described as nothing more than a jerk.

Do you really want to share him with other girls? Better yet, do you really want to be with somebody who is with more than one girl at a time? Probably not.


I saw these commercials for 5 hour energy shots. I think it said the energy drinks had no sugar or carbs. I heard somebody say they were better than the other energy drinks (NOS, RockStar, Monster, etc.) and I want to buy some.

Where can I buy 5 hour energy shots? (link)
I can't remember the last time that I went to a convenience store without seeing a box of 5 hour energy shots on the counter next to the cash register. Go to a few gas stations and you're bound to find some.


when a guy and a girl are having sex, and the guy "cums," does the girl feel it inside of her when it happens? can the guy feel it? and if they can, does it feel good? (link)
My girlfriend has told me that she can feel it some of the time, but that it depends on whether or not she's orgasming at the time and how intense that orgasm may be. I'll definitely say that it feels amazing on my end.


will blubster put viruses on my computer? (link)
I can't speak for sure of what Blubster will do to your computer, but viruses are often a risk with file sharing programs. I used Kazaa several years ago to download music, and the program singlehandedly destroyed one of my computers by loading it with adware and spyware. As it turned out, these programs were mentioned in the fine print. I've also had trouble with the actual files that I've downloaded with other programs: some will install adware onto your computer as soon as you open the file (yet another computer lost).

Suffice it to say that there's a chance that blubster could put viruses on your computer. Your best bet would be to sit down and think about whether the risks (destroying a computer) outweigh the rewards (free music). You could always try a program like Rhapsody, where you pay a monthly subscription fee and have access to all of the music that you want without the viruses potential viruses.


I am an 18 year boy from the Faroe Island,and I cant give my girlfriend an orgasem she is 16.
so here is the question
1.my penis is bended down and the skin is not tight around it, could that be the problem??
2.can I do anything to get my penis straight upp??
3. could the problem be with my girlfriend??

PLZ reply fast!!! (link)
You're only 18, so I doubt that it has to do with erectile dysfunction. While you may think that your penis has a weird shape to it, you can relax: everybody's penis is different, and its shape should have very little impact on the pleasure of your partner.

That being said, there's no way that I can give you advice on how to give your girlfriend an orgasm: that's something that you're going to have to ask her about. Being open and honest with your partner is the key to having good sex, and it isn't going to happen for your girlfriend if she isn't comfortable with any part of the process. Ask her.


what does a guy think when he first goes down "there" and fingers you? does he think its gross because it's wet??? (link)
It's the natural physical response for a female to arousal, and there's no reason that a mature guy would find it to be gross.

I know you don't want to hear it, but you might not be ready for this activity, especially if you're asking this question and you're uncomfortable with the anatomical terms.


Ok, so I went you with this guy lets call him Steve. And before we started going out, we were best friends. So Steve and I went out for almost 3 months. Everything was great, until we broke up. But before we went out he decided he didn't want to be friends with me anymore because he liked me in the past, and I hurt him. Despite that we were happy together, until we broke up. It's been almost 7 months and we don't really talk anymore. He has a new girlfriend now, who doesn't like me at all. (She thinks I still like him.) I just want to be friends again, without his girlfriend thinking I'm still into him. (link)
I hate to say it, but judging by his behavior before and after you dated it seems as if you've lost him as a friend. Men aren't like women: the majority of us aren't quick to forget when we've been mistreated, and we aren't as quick to "be friends" with girls that we've dated, especially when there have been issues in the past. It's just part of our nature. If he's found another girlfriend and he doesn't talk to you anymore, then he's moved on.


I have many social networking profiles and am 20 years old. Everytime I sign onto one of them there is a 45-65 year old man telling me he wants to "&%*%" me and it gets a bit annoying. How can I make people stop this? (link)
You could try messing around with your privacy settings, but there's really only so much that you can do about privacy when it comes to the internet, especially if you're a 20 year old female swimming in the (stereotypical) sea of lonely men that is the internet.


my bf is 17 and when he gets an erection his penis is bent over to the right hes insecure about it i told him not to worry its normal isnt it? (link)
It's perfectly normal. There's a tremendous variation in angles, size, and every other possible adjective that one could use to describe a penis, and every one is different.


I'm thinking of buying a MacBook real soon. For those of you who have experience with MacBooks, do you like it? Are they easy to use? Are they worth the money? Any general reviews?


Thanks! (link)
My old college roommate had a MacBook pro and he absolutely loved it. If you've never used a Mac before, it may take a few days to get used to the operating system and figure out where things are in comparison to on a Windows machine. Well worth the minor inconvenience considering the increased security and better performance that you'll get without having to worry about the vast majority of viruses and all of the fluff programs that are normally installed on a PC.


I left my Sperms in my Girlfried ass. so i want to ask you that there is any any thing to worry???
there is any chance of pregnancy??? (link)
You've got a better chance of being attacked by a tiger in your basement. The odds of pregnancy when semen is introduced outside of the vagina are slim to none, much closer to none. I'd say that it's impossible, but a 1:1000000000000000000 chance is still a chance.


I masterbated about everynight for 3 nights, in april, and i haven't had my period since april 7th, and its already june 6th, could something be wrong? or is it a miss period or irregular? i know i can't be pregnant because i NEVER had sex in my life, or even got near a penis in my life time, so what's wrong? does anyone know? im kinda scared, what about yeast infections?! (link)
Your cycle won't even approach regularity for a couple of years, so you've got nothing to worry about now. Your hormones need a chance to stabilize for you to have a regular cycle, and that won't happen until you're almost done with puberty.


I want to tone up a bit and get fit for the Summer so I've decided to start swimming regularly. I went a couple of days ago and managed to swim lengths (I didn't count how many) for around 30 minutes, although I did pause every couple of lengths for breath. I was thinking of swimming for about 30 minutes 4-5 days a week. I'm not a particularly good swimmer and I tend to stick to breast stroke. What would be a good regime to follow to work as many different areas as possible? (link)
No arguments here, 30 minutes 4-5 days per week is a great workout that should get you into shape in no time. You could even drop to 3-4 days per week if 4-5 days proves to be too much for you.


15/ female

I had a dream about my old crush Kyle (we are just friends- I lost intrist 3 months ago)- We were hanging out like normal we fell asleep and when I woke we were having sex, I even ended up getting pregnant. The dream kinda worried me it was all to life like! And just last night I had a similar dream- Kyle & my bf Lidia were making out.... (turned Kyle likes Lidia[he told me]) What's going on? I will admet, my hormones can over-whelm me... Alot of times, I don't know what to do when that urge comes so bad... What are some good ways to fight that urge? What do the dreams mean?
-lily (link)
Perfectly normal dreams for a person of your age. I'll bet that 90% of your classmates are having the same kinds of dreams that you are, and the other 10% just don't remember them.


i was just thinking like if you're in the moment and you're kissing the guy then go down on him and then switch to a handjob so you don't get cum in your mouth...what do you do while giving the handjob? i want to give my bf a blowjob but usually when i'm giving him a handjob we're making out but if i gave him a bj he probably wouldn't want to kiss me so what would i do? haha thanks (link)
You could switch off as you suggested if you'd like, but I'd say that given what you're doing for him the least that he could do is show some appreciation and kiss you afterwards.

Best advice that I can give: talk with him about it. There's no better person to get advice about your love life from than the person that you're having it with.




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