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Hey,I'm Maddison. I'm new to this. I don't like answering long questions. I kind of answer questions obnoxiously but I still try to help.

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Member Since: October 21, 2008
Answers: 49
Last Update: March 25, 2009
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when i recieved oral sex from my boyfriend it was that great.i wonder why please help. (link)
wow,your seriously asking WHY?
because its amazing thats why..
and the whole thing that the person said under me too.

-Maddison


my display pic from myspace is on riffality.com?????? i dont know how that happened. someone just told me but i cant get in. this is shiit. how can i get rid of it?? (link)
its a joke, and to be honest, its kind of scary too.

and anyways, would you really believe it if some random person told you that they have your picture when they have never met you before?

come on, don't give in to scams. it can do bad stuff to your computer or laptop or whatever.

-Maddison


okay so The Haunted Graveyard is an attraction at Lake Compounce (bristol,connecticut). it's like a FrightNight attraction where the staff dresses up as scary things and roleplays that you are in a haunted place or whatever.

so my question is,has anyone been there?
and if so..
1) did you like it?
2) was it scary?
3) how scary was it on a scale of 1-10
4) what were some of the things that are scary?

I'm asking all this because I kind of get scared easily,and I want to know what to expect,but I also still want to go there cause everyone is! (link)
1. I LOVED IT.
2. yeah it was.
3. um probably a 6. depends on how easily scared you get or whatever.
4. killing the suspense,much?

And if you get scared easily,why are you going anyways? yeah i get it that "everyone is" but it doesnt mean that YOU have to.

have fun though and dont get too scared..

-Maddison


kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk So My problem is

I like this boy, kinda got lead on he has a girlfriend now So how do I get over him?
I've deleted his number & deleted him from my friends list but yet It isnt working
still think about him, he's ALWAYS on my mind
no matter how busy I am and when I see him I go
crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy, I can't just stay home cause I'll only drive my self insane MORE but I can't go on like this any longer to much pain & I can not handle it, anything at this point will help me so anything?


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find another guy,avoid him,spend time with friends. etc

mmmmmmmmkay.
hope it all works out?

-Maddison


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sikkkee, my brothers friends are ALWAYS pulling pranks on me, today they got me with this card trick and through the cards right at my face And it hurt really bad, I need something to get them back. Seriously they ALWAYS do this!
anything will help. (link)
prank them back or tell random girls embarrassing stuff about them.

-Maddison


On Friday I'm going to a country for a week, and it's 30-40 degrees there right now (always sunny)
I was wondering, what would be the best way to avoid intense sunburn, but still tan really well at the same time.
I tan quite easily, but I tend to burn.
Any tips?

Thankyou! (link)
one word.
SUNSCREEN.

-Maddison

EDIT: okay, if the answer is so obvious,why did you ask it...


Alright, this guy i like so incredibly much just broke up with his gf...and we've been hanging out and talking, were both 18.
but i dunno how i should get him to want to ask me out, or on a date or something without straight up asking...??? (link)
don't ask him right away, they just broke up.
give him time, then ask him or something.
whatever floats your boat.
hope it works out though.

-Maddison


im 16 and i still wear a 32A. im not gonna lie, i have a good body, im thin and fit, have a good sized butt haha but the only thing that sucks is.. my boobs! im almost 17 and i still wear a 32a. i dont want BIG boobs, but i would be content if i was at least a B, had something to look good in my shirts. is there anything i can do to make them bigger besides obviously breast implants!? and not anything unhealthy or bad for my body. (link)
Um, stuff your bra or get fatter.
Or wear padded/push-up bras.

-Maddison


I was just curious to know, who you want to win the election '08?

My mom and i want obama, but literally the rest of my family wants mccain. I just would like to see how many people want obama, and how many want mccain.

All answers will help :]

Thanks! (link)
OBAMA!
Because he's obviously younger and do a better job than that old guy McCain.


-Maddison




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