This is my advice column. I promise to answer any questions that you give me unless they are: Racist, Homophobic, Sexist, Rude or Inapropriate. If you have a personal question that you want to ask me feel free to istant message me with aim. DO NOT CUSS! if you do i will not answer it. sorry but this is to help people not for you to vent your anger.
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Location: Burbank
Occupation: Loser
Age: 18
AIM: hfturkey76
Member Since: July 11, 2006
Answers: 170
Last Update: February 1, 2007
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Why is Pete from Fallout Boy so freaking gorgeous? (link)
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well one day mama wentz and daddy wentz decided they wanted to have a baby, so after a long day at work daddy wentz came home and decided to surprise mama wentz with a little love so they went(z) hahahahaha did you get it... anyways so mama wentz put on some marvin gaye and the proceeded to......wait this is freakin gross!
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Okay, so the other day, i put a tampon in, and it really really hurt. like really bad. it started bleeding more than it was before. is that normal? i havent taken it out yet, i heard you can get a disease from that, but im scared to take it out cuz i dont want to forget how to put another one in. HELP? (link)
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since I am a guy ask this beautiful and very smart person:
http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=hopeless_romantic&prev=1
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Guys used to not give me the time of day and now all of a sudden theyre starting to notice me. What the hell happened? Did they finally get a memo or something? (link)
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i dont know i havent recieved it yet but i think it got held up in the mail.
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Why does she bring all the boys to the yard? I mean why is she so sexy and why am i not? Its not fair! (link)
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wow i didnt know that was her last name
maybe because her milkshake is better than yours.
(I cant believe I just said that)
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Lately Ive been stuck at home by myself and its really lonely and depressing. My parents never seem to let me go anywhere or even just hang out with my friends. I feel like I dont have a life! Its really getting on my nerves. Any suggestions? (link)
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its crappy
but its life, just give it a little time and show some more responsibility and your parents will notice
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Most people dont know this but I used to be suicidal and Im finding myself slowly going down that path again lately. What can I do to help this or at least feel wanted instead of useless? (link)
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Most People dont know but about three months ago I used to be the same way. I thought that i lost the love of my life and there was no use for me to be here. And i used to think nobody would care if i was gone but the truth is wether it feels like it or not You are wanted. And it would totally suck if you were gone, there are tons of people who care about you. Suicide is definately not an answer and if you are the slightest bit spiritual you know what would happen from that. People do care and you are wanted if not from anybody than you are from God.
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Why am i so hot?! i mean guys come after me 24/7 dude even when im sleeping!!!! they call me and ask me out!!!!!! (link)
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you have a unique gift, girls envy you. i have no clue why you are so hot, what do you look like?
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Are there any techniques when your doing anything sexual to a guy? what do they like? how do i do it? i really want to make my boyfriend happy and feel good. what do i do? (link)
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heres what you do...first ask your bf if he loves you...if he says yes then proceed to step two, if he says no then stop everything.
Step 2: Then ask him why. if he gives you the greatest answer any bf could give then proceed to step three. if he doesnt then stop everything
Step 3: Then here comes the hard part, look him in the eyes and say these words " WE ARE TOO YOUNG TO DO THIS SO IF YOU LOVE ME WE WILL STOP AND RESPECT ME" if he doesnt like that then forget him. if he does then love him and dont ruin your relationship by screwing one another. it just makes things wierd
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Hey!
I got a big question.
See my best friend was pranking some guys we dont like...well i dont like and she started to freak him out because it was fun. But then She started to like him. She is not the most skinnest girl or prettiest babe and she is lying..
She likes him now even though i hate them
and She is gonna get her heart broken cause he is low.
She is gonna get hurt n she is like well ill find out!
HE DID IT TO ME AND MY OTHER FRIEND!
SHE WONT LISTEN!
WHAT SHOULD I DO!?
SHE IS GONNA GET HEARTBROKEN!
HELP?! (link)
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talk to her and tell her this guy is a jerk if she still doesnt listen then let her crash and burn.
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what do you do when you know it wont work but u want it too but everything is telling you not to even bother.... (link)
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try anyways. you dont know for sure unless you put your neck out there and try it. be smart of course but you cant knock it till you try it. use your best judgement
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Are you sure thats why girls like Matt V? are you sure its not cause hes white and cant play basketball for his life? (link)
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hey be nice
leave matt v. alone
ok go ahead
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Why couldnt i be a bumblebee? (link)
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cuz God wanted you to be a butterfly
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I was like in love with this guy...lets call him Bob. He kept calling me and saying he was gonna ask me out and just like a few hours ago he said he was too old for me....were only 4 years apart...not even like 3 1/2...im so depressed ive never felt like this before....what should i do to make me feel...un depressed? =[ (link)
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he should have made that clear a long time ago. I am sorry guys are a bunch of buttheads. I wish I could tell you something that can take your mind off of it but sometimesit just takes a little time. Just be glad that you didnt fully commit to that jerk or else you would be in a for an even bigger heartbreak
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This guy and i go to the same church... he is in love with his ex girlfriend but still flirts with me...constantly... he THROWS ICE DOWN MY SHIRT.....and its cold...any ideas on how to make it not feel so cold?? (link)
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who is this freak i want to kick his butt
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See there is this guy at my church and well we act like we hate eachother but when we make mean comments...we flirt....do u think he likes me?
Cause i swear he does....its only we both act really flirty and mean to eachother!
Whatcha think? (link)
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if he does like you he has a really crappy way of showing it. i dont know, its always hard to tell if somebody likes you and is mean at the same time. i think he probably does but that us just my opioniin if he truely likes than he will tell you
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Why do girls love me?
why do they say something but act completely different?i dont want to but i love hem back.....CRAP!! (link)
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personally i cant tell you why girls love you. maybe its cuz your a hot guy, or maybe you know how to treat a lady. whatever it is dont lose that charm it could all pay off in the end.
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so i know this guy, and i like him. First off he acts like he likes me, and everyone says he does, but he hasent said it yet.
and second, all my friends hate him, and im afraid what they'll do if i end up dating him?
I like him and all, but i dont want my friendship with others to be harmed.
help? (link)
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ok well relationships could be so hard. and almost all the time you cant do something without pissing someone off. If you like the guy then you use your best judgement. first off talk to your friends and tell them that you really like this guy and that if they were your "friends" then they should support your decision and respect you for it. if they cant abide by that then they dont deserve to be your friend. second, talk to the guy and find out if he really likes you if he cant answer that then dont waste your time. but if he does then take it from there. hope this helps!
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Key Club.....August 16th. Cobra Starship and surprise acts from the Snakes On A Plane soundtrack. Dont you think it would be cool to go? (link)
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fall out boy and panic! might be there definately try to show up
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say I like this guy, and I do, I think he likes me too. I mean, he sends all the right signals and we flirt a ton. But Im friends with his younger sister, his best friend hooked up with me awhile ago, and we are on the same swim team, so theres a few obstacles ffor you. I want to make some sort of move. I dont know what though. He gives me rides home and stuff and we also go out to eat after most practices. If anyone had any ideas...that'd be great. (link)
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i am gonna try to answer this as best as i can besides the fact that its late and i wrote some crappy lyrics. give it some time. if he likes you then he will definately come after you if he doesnt than it will make your job easier because that means you dont have to put yourself out there to be let down.
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Im so sad that I didnt get to go to Warped tour and everyone and their grandmas went how do I get my mind off of it? (link)
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i didnt go either i feel your pain
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