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Website: Guitarzan
Gender: Male
Location: Southern California
Occupation: Ride Operator
Age: 18
Member Since: October 26, 2006
Answers: 17
Last Update: January 30, 2007
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Meat is fattening and im deff on a diet.
DONT TELL PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING THEY DONT WANNA DO YOU FLIPPEN SEXIST!
DO U FEEL LIKE A MAN WHEN U PUSH ME AROUND?
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET SOOO FAT I WILL FALL TO THE GROUND?!
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Anything regulated properly can be healthy.
Meat isn't the problem.
Meat can be a dietary substance needed by most people to accumulate appropriate amino acids easily into your body.
Meat is closely related to our biological compound and is easier to break down than a lot of other foods. When eaten appropriately it can actually help you lose weight.


Last night some dude.
Was like I want ur beef.
What did he mean?
Why did he want my meat?
WHO WANTS MEAT ANYWAYS!?

-Jumping bean- (link)
I like meat.
Meat is good.
Eat meat now.
Why do you feel the need to ask questions in sentence fragments?!?
Was there some sort of childhood incompletion that your feeling?


I know you would be.
lol
are you "MOOOSE?"
haha
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Who are you and what do you want from me?!?


hollie_payette@yahoo.com
happy?
lol
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Maybe just a little...
=]


Can u lose your virginity having phone sex? (link)
No.
Sex is clearly defined as vaginal penetration with the male genitalia.


fine go to my myspace.
www.myspace.com/simplyadoll
and ask to be my friend.
ohh.
got you there (link)
maybe, except i don't know your last name or email address...


Will you be my friend.
im me on axburlesquequeen.
im hot.
ask mike! (link)
...
I don't believe you.


Im sad.
Sing me a song please... (link)
My gift is my song, and this one's for you.
You can tell anybody this is your song.
It may be quite simple but, now that it's done.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind.
That i put down in words....
How wonderful life is now you're in the world.

Sat on a roof and i kicked off the moss.
Well some of these verses well they, they got me quite crossed.
But the sun has been kind, while i wrote this song.
It's for people like you that keep it turned on.

Now excuse me forgetting but these things i do.
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue.
Anyway the thing is, what I really mean.
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.

And you can tell everybody, this is your song!!!
It may be quite simple but, now that It's done.
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind.
that I've put down in words.
How wonderful life is now you're in the world,
I hope you don't mind, oh, i hope you don't mind.
That i put down in words.
How wonderful life is now your in the world.


Can u sexually abuse urself?.. (link)
No, you know your limits and you should probably work within them


i want you even more,






























that wasnt pi (link)
I had a feeling it was you.
Get a life.


i want you (link)
...
Great question,
here's a clue, grow up.
If you have something to say to me, or if you have a question to ask me grow some balls and do it.


Okay well with that.. how would i let him know how i feel without being too forward. Cus i know he still has feelings but im not sure if they're as strong.. & right now hes "crushing" on someone. The past two times i've confronted him about how i felt but im not sure how to do it now.. smoothly. thanx for the advice, you rock (link)
Unfortunately there really is no "smooth" way to go about this. The confrontation will not be what you want it to be. From exprience he will not want to talk to you much, especially if he's "crushing" on another girl right now. Honestly you find yourself in a hard place. The best advice I have for you is to confront him bluntly, and ask him to please understand you position. If he can't deal with that, or if he denies you again my suggestion would be to break it off for good with him. It will be hard, but it doesn't seem like you are in a good relationship.


okay so me and this guy have been dating on and off for the past 2 years & we always break up, get new crushes then go back together but im not sure if thats gonna happen anytime soon. i really do still have feelings for him but im not sure how to deal with it all. either i should try and get him back sooner (how?) or just drop it and find someone new.. please help (link)
Honestly I've been in your position before. I used to break up with my girlfriends a lot. From exprience it's because he doesn't know how to talk things out. It's his time to work things out in his own head without having to look weak in front of you. If I were you I'd stick through it, don't wait for him to come to you, go to him. Do what he wants. It sounds stupid but if you really do have strong feelings for him try to make it work. If not drop it and find someone who is more in touch with their emotions.


So i gave my boyfriend a hangjob and i got some cum on my finger but i wipped it off on his shirt... gross i know but we were hugging and then about 40 mins later i masterbated. can i be pregnant. i dont ahve to feeling that i am but im suppose to get my period soon so hopefully i will know. please answer back! (link)
There is little to no chance that you are pregnant. But there is still a chance. I wouldn't take my chances if I was you. Abstinence is the answer.


My boyfriends wants me to send him a picture of my pussy to his phone. I don't really want to. How can I tell him I'm not going to without making it seem like I don't love him? (link)
This is what I think I would say if I was in your position, "Hey babe, I'm not exactly sure if I'm comfortable with sending you pictures of my pussy." I don't know how intimate you two are but if you are intimate with him perhaps you could invite him to see it in real life.


I was wondering how long it takes for marijuana to get out of your system. I didn't do it!, but someone I know did. And I am concerned about them. My school does random drug tests too by taking a little tiny piece of your hair. So does anyone know how long? Please actual facts not just guesses. Thanks! (link)
28 days


What is flirting? How do I do it? How do I know if it's working? How do I know if a girl is flirting with me?

btw I'm a guy (link)
Flirting is you trying to make a girl interested in you. If you are making her laugh or are talking to her a lot it's probably because you are tying to make her interested. This means you are flirting. You'll know when a girl is flirting with you if she sticks around to give you the time to try to make her laugh. If you can't make her laugh you suck at flirting.




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