This is my advice column. I promise to answer any questions that you give me unless they are: Racist, Homophobic, Sexist, Rude or Inapropriate. If you have a personal question that you want to ask me feel free to istant message me with aim. DO NOT CUSS! if you do i will not answer it. sorry but this is to help people not for you to vent your anger.
Gender: Male
Location: Burbank
Occupation: Loser
Age: 18
AIM: hfturkey76
Member Since: July 11, 2006
Answers: 170
Last Update: February 1, 2007
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I find i am prego.
But yet a virgin.
help?
(link)
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you just answered your own question
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So i stuck my hand in the washer.
and nothing happened.
i thought like a little fairy was suppose to pop out and like start singing and washing my hand.
BUT NOTHING HAPPENED?
why?
-Fairy Disappear- (link)
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she doesnt like you
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Like yesteday i went shopping.
Since i am going to college tomorrow.
I needed some new clothes.
Yeah so i went in all the cool stores.
You know KMART and WALMART and limited too and the childrens place.
I found the most CUTEST clothes.
When i went to college all these kids laughed at me and were like grow up.
Why didnt they like my clothes?
-Kmart Shopper-
(link)
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i dont know
good question though
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i got my period.
and i have MAJOR cramps.
What should i do?
use pamprin or midol?
WHICH ONE!
IM HORMONAL HERE!
-Hormonal Lady- (link)
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midol
i dont know why
it just sounds like the better choice
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Tomorrow i have to babysit a plastic baby.
And i dont mean for school.
For my little sister.
and she said if i dont.
She will tell mom how i screw over 29 guys.
I mean this dolls cries and everything!
And if i screw up im pretty much dead.
Do u think its worth watching this plastic doll?
-Plastic watcher- (link)
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hollie does your mom know you write these things
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So yes.
Everytime i make popcorn on my microwave.
It always says enjoy real big on it.
HOW DOES IT KNOW IM EATING POPCORN?!
I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT?!
ITS SOOOOO SCARY!
-Mircowave killer- (link)
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you really need help
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Your my California Hero.
-Hero haver- (link)
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why thank you
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My pencil says 2 on it.
WHY DOES IT SAY TWO ON IT?!
-Pencil 2 wonder me- (link)
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the numbers on pencils stand for the softness of the lead
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So i am hungry.
And my mom said i cant eat until supper.
I like starving here for like 20 minutes.
Like dying.
I cant see.
I cant talk.
Im passing out.
How can i stop from starving at this moment?
-Starver- (link)
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sucks to be you, uhmmmm eat some pretzels
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Recently like last week.
My dad went gay?
Then how did i get here?
-howdidigethere- (link)
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well if he went gay last week then that means he wasnt gay when it came to having you soo......
mike T.
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So yeah,
Last night.
Some man.
Came to me.
And was like i will give u 20 in u come to bed with me.
I was like ok.
But i didnt know what he meant by 20.
20 cats?
20 condoms?
20 noodles?
20 bredandrestivs?
I didnt know.
However after we were done.
He left on the end table 2 fives. 1 ten.
What did he mean bu 20?!
-Jumping Bean- (link)
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you have serious problems
mike T.
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are you a 65 year old sex predator? (link)
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of course
they say I am kinda creepy
mike T.
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you are hot.
what can i say.
(link)
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haha i know lol
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Earl?... (link)
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sounds like the name of some serial killer
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Hollie?.. (link)
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is incredibly awesome
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filles? (link)
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hollie, i admire your will to bug me with one word questions that i dont know how to answer. but i love you anyways
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Bryan is totallly cute.
I like him.
He likes me.
What should i do?
Should i screw him before i date him?
or wait?... (link)
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date him first, definately
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Honorine est FACILE! oh non non non, Honorine est jolie et belle!
oui (link)
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hollie......again
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Horse raddish?? (link)
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hollie
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16/m
I'm so sick of being alive. Everything is so hard. I can't stand it. It's like I'm doing something wrong. I have few friends, but it doesn't matter because I don't like them. I don't like any one. People don't meet my standards and they never will. And when it comes to girls I have no idea what I'm doing. It's like there's some secret technique that every one but me seems to understand. My problems with girls contribute the most to my loneliness and depression. I'm unmotivated in school, because I care more about trying to find a place I belong, trying to find some one who understands me. I can hardly sleep because I'm always worrying about all this. I'm scared I'll never have friends. I'm scared I'll never have a good job. I'm scared I'll never have my first kiss or have sex, and if I do it will be with some one I don't want to do it with. Somewhere between now and the next few years I 100% sure I'll be dead. I can't take it anymore. I've been to therapy and they even locked me up like a criminal in a mental health ward, but to no avail. I hate life. I hate myself. I hate every one, especially if they're happy. I don't see things ever getting better. Please help me. And don't post anything about God, Jesus, or religion of any kind, it will be an automatic 1 on your rating. (link)
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i dont care if you give me an automatic 1. i was in your same postion earlier this year and i was about to jump off the bridge near my house, but i didnt because i got myself closer to God. now i am so much better for that. you can go ahead and give me a one and totally ignore this answer but God does love you please listen to this it will save your life
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