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ummmm i not here for stupid chain letter im here to help people

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So I have the worst stomache in the history of man. Now, thinking back to elementary school, the Nurse always recommended a saltine cracker or two. QUESTION IS: WHY was that? Was is something SPECIFIC about the CRACKER? And is there any other food the average household stocks that can beat this intense pain? I will be soo thankful of helpful answers - this pain is sooo bad it could ultimately take my life. =/ gr.

i dont know what kind of stomach pain you have but tey looking on this

http://kitchen.robbiehaf.com/HomeRemedies.html

oh and saltines crackers hlelps reduce stomach acid !!'

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there are these girls in my school and they bully me to often.It is interfering with my grades.help!

just be like
"i dont know what i did to you but can you just leave me alone !!!!!"
and if they say no then just show them examples of what they did....

like
YOU: "i dont know what i did to you but cant you just leave me alone !!!!!"
THEM: No !
YOU: Why ?!?!
THEM: Becuase...
YOU: Because why ....why do you (examples) make fun of me..Why do you throw paper balls at my head...Why do you spread romurs about me ?! (ect..)
THEM: .....they could tell you why or just be like cause..
YOU: say something smart..then just walk away

most people who make fun of other people have a stupid or no reason to make fun of you...lol

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I don't know how to find this website in the future, though it's great... Is there a newsletter or something? I'm not on my computer, so I can't just stay logged on all the time.

well you could save it as your favorites
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lisaleilani

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OK, this may seem weird, but it's something that really scares me. Im really scared of being kidnapped. Now that it is summer, i really need to keep my window open, but what if someone cut the screen? If my parents are already in bed, I go around the house, checking to make sure every door is locked. I wanna stop being afraid. Am i being way too paranoid? HELP ME !!! I RATE HIGH

i used to feel like this when i moved into my new house. i told my mom about it and suggested that she buy me a Airsoft gun. Its not a really gun and it shoots out plastic and metal balls.
its pretty cool i kkept it under my pillow for about a month until i felt safe. and never used it once in fact now its somewhere in my closet
lol
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lisaleilani

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My neighbors enjoy loud music. They are generally good about turning it down when we ask, but lately they are obviously retaliating by being obnoxious in other ways (hollering, honking horns, etc.) One guy even came over and told my Dad that we should do our part and shut our doors and windows. Don't we have a right to fresh air? I don't want this to escalate, but I really find their loud music very rude. Does anyone have ideas of what to do without starting a neighbor war?

Thank you,

Amy

next time you can go over there and just be like hey can you PLEASE turn down your music !!!! if that doesnt work you can make a disturbing the peace call to the police.. the police will just tell them they need to keep it down.. and they wont say who called if you dont want them to.

I was having a neighbor war and it was sorta fun....lol same problem with me they would play their music hecka loud and have parties like eveynight it was so annoying !! i mean i could not even flippen sleep... i asked htem 3 times to turn it down and on the 3rd times i was like it you dont stop imma call the cops !!! ( i really didnt)
so what i did was at like 6 am in morning( when they would be sleeping) would blast up some annoying like techno mussic !! lol i was like IF I CANT FUCKIN SLEEP NEITHER CAN YOU !!! lol they finally realized what they were doing and turned down their music in exchange i would play anymore techno in the morning..
lol well hope i helped
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My girlfriend has lied to me several times... nothing EXTREMELEY serious, but about a lot of little things. I have threatened her with a break up, and she gets very emotional when i mention a break up. Recently she has lied to me again and i broke up with her... She is begging to get back with me and i want to be with her..... what should i do?

i say dont get back with her !!!

it she keeps lying to you then you know that she is goung to do it agian i can honestly say that you deserve someone much better !!!!!
I know you might think that you want to be with her even though she keeps lying to you maybe you just want to be with someone....

well hope i helped
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lisaleilani

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Okay how do you get a background for Myspace?? i'm really slow at using the computer soo!! thx!!

you can make one up ...google the image

go to myspace

forum - myspace

how to customize your profile..

join a group that gives you free layouts.... i have a couple on my profile ... heres hte url to my myspace..
www.myspace.com/lisaleilani

go to my groups and sdd your self the the usefull ones

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how long is a good amount of time to give a guy a blow job for? i've given them before but i dont know when to stop .. so i wanted to know like how many minutes or just until he cums?

stop blowing after he cums then give him a handjob shortly after for like a min or two

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LisaLeilani

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16/F

Ok. I got a job a little less than a month ago and I dont really understand the whole tax thing. It seems like on my paycheck that they took out almost half in taxes...

When I was filling out my W2 (i think thats it...it was some kind of tax form) I "claimed" 0...should I have claimed 1, myself?- Would this make a difference?
Also, does that ^ have anything to do with my paychecks or just the yearly taxes you do.
Could someone please explain this to me.

And please only answer this if you know what im talking about...i know its a teen advice site, but some people here should be able to help me...

Thanks!

umm thats what taxes do they take out 30% of your wages i think its around 30 % its like when people when the lotto of like 10000 they only really get like 7000 get it
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okay well here's the thing...i am kinda overweight and my boyfriend is REALLY skinny....so like im afraid that when we "do it" he wont be able to find the "tunnel" because my flab kinda hangs over it and i think he might be grossed out....?

you can always just guide it to the "tunnel" lol hope i helped
lisaleilani
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How do I let a guy know I want to kiss him? What kind of signs should I give him? And how do I approach this whole thing? Please give me any other advice or suggestions because im going for my first kiss soon!

well its like when he takes you home or where ever you are and you guys are close just look him in the eyes he should get that you want him to kiss you by just doing that ...lean in an viola ! you just kissed him lol

and if hes really slow or stupid you could just play spin the bottle or just be like I like you and want to kiss you really bad then viola !lol

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Ok, well I give out alot advice my self, but I am unable to think of anything. My story is this: My friend is real big in acting. She does charity plays for small children. She is now pressuring me into going to a summer acting class but I can't go. I have to be free to watch my younger siblings. I want to go, but i also have my responsibility. I've talked to my mom and she says its completely up to me, but I don't know which to choose. If I decide to say no to the class how should I tell her with out hurting her feelings?

Thanks & Sorry if its a little long!
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i say got to the camp its not your responsiblty to watch your siblings i mean cant your mom put them in summer camp also ? like the ymca camp or something like that ?

after reading you questions sounds like you already decided not to go to the camp so you can just say....my mom really needs me this summer to help out with my siblings...

well i still think you should go to the camp !
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I'm Eurasian (half Spanish/Portuguese half Chinese) and i LOOOOVE black eyeliner!!! I'm not sure whether I should line both lids or just the top. I like lining because I think it looks better than just the top but my mom thinks I look unfriendly, evil, sallow, like a raccoon (even though I smudge it with a Q-tip and I put it on lightly!) and like I come from a bad family. I'm 14, I have almond-shaped eyes (but I like have the folds over my eyelids), and brown hair. Help!!!! Sorry if this sounds self-centered, but all my friends are away, and I have nobody else to ask!!! sorry that it was so long! :)

i dont think you should i mean im half chinese and half polish and my eyes are even slighty tilted like asian people and it makes my eyes look uneven and smaller

well hope i helped

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whats in the middle of a jawbreaker because i dont know what it is

its a ball of rubber
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dont eat it

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im about to break up with my boyfriend. he gave me this braclet, it costs probably 5 bucks. but i dont no. should i give it back? or keep it?
~thanx

i would keep it if you like it !!

heck whats he gunna do with it lol
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does sex hurt the first time

from what i know and what people tell me yes.

It hurts at first but as you get used to it its gets better !
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ok, so i went to my friends pool party, and it was 4 hours long, so i got soooo sunburnt that i look like a giant tomato!! and it really hurts!!! but that's not what i'm concerned about. i got like sooooo tan!!!! is their anything that'll make me get whiter again? WITHOUT surgery?!! i rate high!!!

to not get tanner.. stay inside where alot of sunscreen and once it starts to peel...peel it off and you should get back to your normal color ....
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umm i'm kinda bleedin' downstairs right? and i thought it wazz my period but its now the 8th day or 9th day i 4get buti'm really scared and i just lost my virginity a couple days ago so idk could i be pregnaunt??

smooches xoxo

no you wouldnt be bleeding if you were pregnant ....unless you had a misscarrage

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hymen??? I have no idea what it is. people say u can break it horseback riding or riding a bike??? what's it mean if u break it?

it breaks when you lose your virginity.. or if you are riding rough on a horseor going down a bumby hil on a bike... it will bleed alittle

but no one can tell unless your gyno...

If you broke it not having sexual intercourse thenyou should still consider yoursellf a virgin

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