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So theres this guy ... i know what your thinking .. But hes really really cool. IM a freshamn and hes a sophmore and he doesnt have many friends becasue hes new this year. Ive talked to him a couple times.. but nothing like.. really talking. And he also rides my bus. Today I rode the bus home just to see him becasue i usually walk home. But I noticed that a few times he look back at me and i pretended i wasnt looking witch.. i probly shouldve smiled at him or something. But .. I have study hall with him and i wont have it with him for another 6 days but he sat alone and my friends in that so i sat with her.. but do yooh think i should get her to sit by him with me ? I mean.. he looked so bored.. he even fell asleep ! .. But in Spainish he sits on the other side of the room and in the other class i have with him he hangs out with these sophmore girls and i only know 2 of them but i dont talk to them that much. I dont think id be able to go up to talk to him by myself and i dont think i can tell my friends i like him right now because my friends are weird.. lol.. and like a lot of people think hes gay (not literally) and stupid becasue .. well.. he kinda is .. But i get it caz i can be that way too sometimes. So like... Theres a dance tonight that im not going to so what if he hooks up with someone ? And if he doesnt .. WHAT DO I DO ! Hes in my lunch every other day and study hall and 2 other classes of mine. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP !

on the bus talk to him be like hey ive seen you around school.. then just start a convo with him its easy like that. dont be scared hes probably just as scared to talk to you as you are to him.

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Ok, here's my question. I REALLY like this guy that I met in math class last year. He wrote in my yearbook last year "can't wait to see you next year!!!" Do you think he likes me?? I don't see him this year so I can't do anything. I asked a couple of friends to say hi to him because they have classes with him. I've never ever felt like this about anyone before. I really miss him. I think about him constantly day in and day out. I WILL rate high for any good answers!! thx

if you see him in the hallways, just talk to him! be like hey! i havent seen you the whole time schools been started! if he has a sn ask him for that. if he goes to a football game talk to him then.

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these two guys (one is my X who i never liked) think that i am a slut now because of a note that they misunderstood or something. i really dont care about theyre opinions but now theyre telling the whole school im a slut and thats theyre away message! what can i do?

im not trying to be sarcastic.. but put on your profile *their names* you guys are stupid. you need to go back to *boldness*kindergarten*boldness* and learn to read.

no, forget that. who cares what they say?? they are OBVIOUSLY losers or they care ALOTTTT about you to talk about you that much

hah, say "OMG YOU LIKE ME!? YOUR TALKING ABOUT ME AND YOU KEEP LOOKING AT ME AWW HOW CUTE! TOO BAD I WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU! then say something about how they probably have a small penis anyway.

lol im so cool.

haha thats what i would do.

..seriously

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Where do you get AIM Plus? Like links please..I rate!

www.download.com
type in aim+

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Ok so here it goes!!!! Today was registration at school! i was new 2 the place. I was aproached by another student.He was so cute so we was sitting down talking for ages!!! and the next thing i know we was the last 2 left in the room and it was time for me to register and he was going to afterwards. I think i fancy him but im not sure if he likes me i feel stupid because ive just met the guy! well he was only speeking 2 me no one else. Thing is hes in none of my classes!! just the school. will i see him again!! he never said bye 2 me because i came out before him...then i just went. ive never felt like i felt a connection with him! someone please help.

chill out. your gonna forget him when you start school anyway you fag.

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Ok... So I'm 18... and my boyfriend is 17.... So.. He is still in school and I graduated last year... I'm soo use to being with my boyfriend like all the time.. and today is the first day of school... So now I'm like lost and dont know what to do to keep myself occupied so I'm not thinking about him all day. When I think about it.. I just get upset.. I know.. It's bad... But I work from 12 to 5*30.. but he plays football so he has practice till like 6 or 7 at night.. :/... I Dont know what to do... Please Help...

dont be so obsessed over your boyfriend. guys dont like that. maybe its good for you guys to have some space

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hi. this is another "guy" question (i'm 14/f). Okay, there's this guy who's not hot at ALL but I seriosly think I love him. I think about him all the time. Ive been feeling like this for a few months now. we arent that close at all (we never talk or anything) but we say hi to each other and stuff. if someone asks mewho i like I say "noone" but his name pops into my head. sometimes I find myself thinking in my head "i love *hisname*". I REALLY don't want to like him bcuz my friends all hate him and stuff (but he's actualy really nice but they are just predjudiced (sp) cu he's not "hot". I know hes ugly and stuff but I still think i love him!!!! Do I or do I not?? ANd what should I do? PLZZZ help me!!!!!!! I rate 5s for good answers.

your gonna give me a one for this.. but what if some guy came on here and was talking about you and was like SHES REALLYYYYYY UGLY BUT I THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME. your not a very nice girl if you ask me.

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The kid I like has a girlfriend, which hes told me he doesnt really like her anymore. And he wants to go out with me, but hes afraid if he breaks up with her, she'll get the whole school and all her dumb friends after him. He said hes going to hug me, thats hes not afraid to show that he likes me too. But I don't even compare to his girlfriend! Soo....should I ask him to break up with her? Should I just wait? Someone please help me! I'm going crazy!

if he really honestly wanted to break up with her he would of already did it. so obviously hes not done liking her or whatever. he probably DOES like you he just isnt ready to break up with her yet.

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okay well i have this Wonderfullll boyfriend. and i love everything about him .. Except he alwaysz saysz hesz gunna call me right back or he'll call me in half an hour and does he ever call back? of corse not. i dont kno whut to do because itsz kinda annoying. whenever he says liek "hey ill call you in liek 10 minutesz k baby?" im alwaysz liek okay...are you actually gunna call this time? and he is liek yes baby i will. and he doesnt. whut should i do itsz REALLY annoying. i rate 5'sz =)

dont call him! yeah thats stupid but if you dont call him he WILL call you back. i SWEAR. and dont be like OH SO YOU ACUTALLY CALLED ME BACK!? just be like hey! if he doesnt call back he doesnt call back you cant make him call back so just dont call him till he calls you unless your like idunno but yeah.

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this girl like made out with her sister like 3 times! shes going into 7th grade! and when she was doing it shes like "i got horny and i wanted to like hump the wall!" i was like WOAH TMI!!! but is this normal for her? she said she wanted to practice and she had to do it on real lips otherwise its not the same! and she doesnt have any other siblings. also, her sister is 8 years old!

ew thats sick. i dont think its normal.. but whatever. if she wants to like make out with her sister go right ahead.

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Does anybody know how to burn a CD off of Limewire and I have mediaplayer.. if that helps..

there should be a button on limewire on the thing that says library go to the "explore" right click on the songs you want then press add to play list and yeah. RATE ME!

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My best friend is 13 and I'm almost 14. I got my period last november and she still hasnt gotten it.

So we were talking about it one nite because i got it that nite. So she was like damn it I want mine and I was like you shouldnt. Than she was like my mom told me that when your friends get their periods your more likely to get yours around that time too. I was like really thats weird.

Now is this a true statement or a wild guess I mean because to me it sounda a little out there.

Its a little weird so i didnt know where to put this question.

yes, it is. when females are around eachother, the start getting their periods at the same time.

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umm.. well first of all. i cut.. second of all.. ppl keep telling me that its really bad and unhealthy but i seriously dont understand why?


*me*

well.. take it from someone who use to cut. its really bad and once you stop you realize what such a idiot you were for starting in the firstplace. your slicing your skin. not only are you gonna be in that body your cutting for the rest of your life, but its the only body your ever going to have. please stop.

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what would i have to do each day to get a six pack?? aww i really want a six pack but idk what to do to get it?? please please help me! ill rate high!

do crunches! my boyfriend does 30 crunches when he wakes up in the morning before school.. he has a REALLY hot 6 pack!!

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ok hears the deal, im 14 and a male, and im seein this girl, shes 20. and i dono if shes cheatin on me and i cant tell i really like her and one night i had sex wit her does anyone think that thats bad?

thats illegal babe. she could get arrested for that. what are you doing with a 20 year old anyway?!? there are PLENTY of 14/13 year olds around that would love to be with you.

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what are the bases..?

not like baseball, like..
kissing
french kissing
making out
sex

etc. etc.

remember the 4 F's french feel finger fuck.

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i'm trying to make a pic like this with all the swirls and stuff but i cant figure out how...do you need like a certain program..or can you just do it with paint? will rate 5s for anything
thanx

you have to have photoshop and thats like alot of money yo.

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im a 13/m
and i have a lot of pubic hair. is it normal to shave it?

lol
if i had sex with you, i would not want to prickly balls. k. eww dont shave cutie.

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i was wondering if theres any eye shadows that you can buy at like walgreens or whatever that show up really good. like bright colors..pink lime green blue n stuff. thanks!

eyeshadow squease!! BEST KIND EVERR COMES IN ALL COLORS! RATE!

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I know you've all heard this question many times...but you know how you can get pictures to move across in a line, i think its called a marquee, or soemthing. What is the code for that?

I rate 5's all the way!!!

i think its

*code for pic*
take out the stars!

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