Ask me whatever, I dont care. I usually just answer random questions. I can usually give pretty good info.
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Website: The Art Site Gender: Female Location: Somewhere over the Rainbow. No, really. Occupation: Student Member Since: October 16, 2003 Answers: 62 Last Update: November 13, 2005 Visitors: 4682
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I have been going out with this boy for 4 mnths and i really care about him. I feel like everything thats going wrong in school or home i take it out on him and he will think i'm acting to bitchy and i'm scared of him breaking up with me. what should i do? (link)
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Buy a punching bag and beat it up REAL good when youre upset. wrap it in tissue paper to shred when youre REALLY mad/sad/frustrated.
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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? (link)
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it doesnt pop right. or it'll catch on fire. depends on the brand. its a lose-lose situation
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So I was walking this evening and I accidently stepped into some kerosene. I just shrug it off and keep walking with my jazz hands lookin' all cool when this guy runs by and yells "That building is on fire!" So I start running towards it all like "yeah, who's your hero now?" with my jazz hands, looking cool. I get next to the firy part and my shoes are on fire randomly. Now I'm on a laptop someone gave me. What should I do?! (link)
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take off your shoes.
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what do i do if i by all the clothing i think is really cool...but when i were 'em at school they dont look so cool..... (link)
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think about how much you like it in the store and how often you would actually wear it.
also, pick clothes that are comfortable. if theyre not, you'll never like it at school or wherever cuz you'll be too busy thinking about how uncomfortable it is.
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Okay, there are a couple of guys that I like, and I've never had a boyfriend before (I'm a junior in high school). I keep getting hints from other people that they like me, but I just don't have any clue whether or not they like me, and I really am getting tired of trying to listen to people who have no clue what they're talking about when they say that someone likes me. Any suggestions on how I can figure it out for myself without asking them straight out or asking their friends or mine?
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3 ways:
1) if youre bold, ask him straight out
2) if youre not sure, wait a while and ease it into conversation
3) if youre shy, ignore it till he comes forward.
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Just wondering...
What's a good software program to use to learn Spanish. I have Windows 2000 and Linux so nothing Mac! Thanks in advance for suggestions! (link)
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computer programs suck for learning spanish. I reccomend taking a class.
But first, buy a Spanish-English dictionary.
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As humans grow technologically, we grow more dependant on that technology, and become less and less physically fit. We no longer need the ability to run down an elk and slit its throat, we merely need to sit in our rocking chairs, put a gun in one hand, and peice of straw in our mouths and hollar, "No dang dere chicken's geetin' away from me, ya heere?!" and fire wildly at the poor fool. My question is simply, over the next thousand year, will humans intergrate technology with their evolution and become, to quote the Red Dwarf movie for no readily apparent reason, Homo-Sapienoids or some form of cyrborg? (link)
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More than likely we would become so totally reliant on the technology that we would end up being basically multicellular amoebas with just enough energy to work the machines that we rely on for food, entertainment, etc
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ok i'm getting the feeling lately that staplers and staples are out to take over the world. but they can't because the bunny slippers already claimed the world and the world domination rule book states very clearly that once an inanimate object claims some planet to dominate another inanimate object can not dominate it until the other inanimate object has taken over for at least 1 month (you now how things are). but now that i have found out about the staplers and staples i have the feeling that they want to kill me so that i don't ruin their plan. which is a very bad thing because they r now following me.....and getting closer...and closer...and Closer!...and CLOSER!!!...and ::runs away from staplers and staples::. sry that i have to run but those staples hurt when they combine forces with the staplers and staple your finger to the wall!i would talk to the Government but they are already trying to take over the World and could very well just help the staplers, staples, and bunny slippers and that would not be good.not good at ALL!!! so what should i do because i can't sleep because the bunny slippers will eat my feet, i can't stay still for too long because the staplers and staples will staple me to things, and there is a giant rabbit eating all of my flowers in my garden...which has nothing to do with anything but it still is a problem. What Should I do??? Oh no...the bunny slippers are coming...they're too fast...i can't out run them...they're coming....they're AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*monotous voice* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! Plz excuse us while the bunny slippers take over the world, the staplers and staples mangle the author of this letter, and the the giant bunny in her backyard eats all of the flowers in her garden.... (link)
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Dude. Staples and staplers and bunny slippers cant take over the world.
the most recent edition of the INANIMATE TAKEOVER RULEBOOK states that if any object, animate or inanimate, takes over the world, no one else can unless they can defeat that object. since currently Penguins have taken over the world, they CANT take over. You are not going to be a victim cuz there is no reason for you to be.
Chill.
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I have to do an egg drop for school using only rubber bands, straws, two 20oz soda bottles, two empty toilet paper rolls, glue, masking tape, twist ties, copy paper, and a manilla folder. We aren't allowed to use parachutes, it's only allowed to be 40cm x 40cm x 40cm, and it can't weigh more than 100 g (without the egg). My knowledge base on physics is very limited and I've been looking up websites on egg drops but none of them are very helpful. Any suggestions? (link)
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easy! physics has little to do w/ it
DONT MAKE A PARACHUTE IT DOESNT WORK
wrap the egg in the toilet paper rolls and paper and tape
put it in the envelope
seal the envelope
then when u drop it, hold the envelope HORIZONTALLY
(like this: ___) (not like this: | )
then it will drift down and the egg will not break (i won gift certificates for a movie this way)
O YEAH! put all sorts of good luck symbols--ours had:
-ankh
-phish
-4leaf clover
-"I believe this can fly"
-"Kineshai" written in kintaran characters
-The Eye of Horus [eye in the sky]
and more
then we kissed it before dropping it each time (kiss fingers and touch it, its a lot cleaner)
o wiat--u hafta use a folder??? O well, just tape it into an envelope :|
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What should i do: Mom won't re-supply my cheese nip supply place thingie! My shrine to anime, manga, rpg, and cheesenips(thourgh already) seems so small with out them....T-T How can i persude her into buying them?
Love(dearly not queerly),
The one and only cheepnip and inuyasha obsessor, Sarah
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I'm not sure, Sarah W, but maybe you should attempt to save some money and when your mom goes to the store, ASK TO GO WITH HER :O. then when you get there, you have like $7 and buy 2 big boxes of CHEESENIPS.
Then, your shrine will be complete.
btw--have you heard from Sacred InuYasha Bookkeeper lately?
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I'm 20 years old and I still live with my parents while I'm in school. They are driving me crazy. I want to get out but I can't afford to so I'm stuck in this situation. Anyway, my birthday is coming up and they're throwing this huge party that I don't want. They already sent out the invitations, so I can't get out of it. Is it wrong to fake an illness so I can stay the entire night in my room? (link)
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Doesnt the college you're at (im assuming youre in college) have dorms that are supplied to people who go to that college? If not, or if youre not in college, youre screwed. I know I'm not supposed to say that, but its true. No, its not wrong to fake ilness, but its not right either. You'll live through it. As long as there arent clowns. Clowns are evil.
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My labrador puppy, Chewbacca or Chewie for short, is turning five. His mom is my sister's dog, Vanilla Wafer or Niller, and she has an eye problem. She's gone blind and has such problems that she may have to have her eyes removed. I'm terrifed that Chewie is going to develope the same eye problems. Is there anything I can do to prevent it from happening? (link)
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Unfortunately, no. However, you can learn how to help Chewie and Niller through it (like being a seeing-eye-dog, except Youre the human and youre helping a dog)
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why does god hate me?
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The Religious Answers:
1 If you love god, god loves you
2 You have turned away from god
3 You're pagan!!!
The Real Answers from an agnostic:
1 He doesnt. Hes completely neutral. Look at the bright side, you stinkin pessimist!
2 Dude. Life is fair. Its equally unfair to everyone lol. Just wait, it'll eventually get better. Just dont commit suicide. 'cause you dont really know how green the grass is on the other side until you're there.
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Everybody in my school has already had like 10 boy/girl friends... I've had none. Thats right... zip, zero, zilch! They all say how great it is to be hooked up, and they always have someone to dance with at activity nite. I have nobody!
Sincerely,
BoyCrazy (link)
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I dont really HAVE a boyfreind, just boys who are freinds. But I can sort of give you advice (A quiz i took said i'm a good person to give out tips on meeting guys :) )
1 talk to the guy like he's your buddy. dont say stupid things like "homedoggy" and dont punch him in the arm. just talk like youre not trying to make a boyfreind or intimidate. All you're doing is saying hi.
2 NERDS AND GEEKS ARE NOT EVIL!!! They are intelligent people who are just misjudged.
3 Take it slow.
see? 3 easy steps.
just make freinds w/ some guys. If it gets romantic, great. if not, youve still got some good freinds
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What's this obsession we have with being hairless? Why do we thing that bare skin is so appealing? If we look at any animal, they just look disgusting without hair. Imagine shaving a cat.
What's wrong with hair, anyway? Is it just our preoccupation with youth that we shave the parts of our body that grow hair after puberty, in an effort to look pre-pubescent?
Sorry, just a rant. I guess if I want advice, it's this: How can I make people feel more comfortable about my hairy state? (link)
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Hmmm... Dont move to France. It's not true that they are hairier--they are, for the most part, more anal about it than Americans.
You could do what I do--ALWAYS wear jeans. I hate the cold. I'm always cold. I was in Kansas in 110 F heat wearing blue jeans and a big Tshirt.
otherwise, tell people to get over it.
Key Frase:
"If my looks dont please you, PLEASE DONT look!"
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I so want to travel to atypical countries for vacation. I'd rather go to India than France or England, Africa than Cancun, Cambodia than Japan, the Philipines than Australia.
Any suggestions? Where would a good place to go be? What might I need to be aware of before I go to such places? (link)
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Andorra. It's between France and Spain. Small country. Skiing mostly. NO TELEMARKETERS. No airports either--you either have to drive or bus in from France or Spain. Did I mention no telemarketers?
Oh, you'll need to speak French, Spanish, OR Catalan. otherwise, you're good to go--but pack WARM CLOTHES.
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I work at FedEx and there's this guy that got hired on the same time I did. We became friends, and we've seen each other outside of work but strictly as friends. Now, for no reason at all, he's stopped talking to me. He goes into work a different way so I don't see him. He doesn't talk to me online, and when he sees me online, he puts up an away message. I figure he's met someone but I thought we were just friends so that shouldn't matter. I hate feeling like someone is avoiding me like a plague, especially when I didn't do anything. What's going on? (link)
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I guess someone is spreading rumors about you.
I hate that. I have plenty of guys who are freinds and have been accused of liking them liking them (if you get what i mean).
I reccomend talking to him and asking why. Be sure to mention that you realize you two are JUST FREINDS but you want to know why he's avoiding you.
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I'm eating too much unhealthy junk food. What are some healthy snacks I can eat instead of chips and sodas? (link)
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Milky Ways. I have one (or 2) for lunch everyday.
Also, you may wanna try Chicken salad (unless youre a vegetarian)
Just get some chunky chicken ( you can get single serving packs), some mayonase, and about a drop of mustard for flavor. Its VERY GOOD and its actually good for you. And potatoes. Eat lots of baked potatoes. and steak. Its good for your heart--as long as you dont eat the fat. which you probably won't
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I have been talking with this guy online for over a year now. He only lives about an hour away but neither of us have met people from online so we've never met in person before. My parents are having a bonfire the weekend before Halloween and I've invited him. He's accepted the ivite but I've also arranged to meet him this weekend. I'm really nervous about it. We're really good friends right now and I guess I'm just worried that meeting in person will ruin that. The question I have is should I be worried? (link)
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Probably. You've never met the guy in person, so you SHOULD be at LEAST nervous. You should probably have someone with you JUST IN CASE he's really a sicko. there's a chance; you never know for sure. I'm not saying hes actually a creep, i'm saying you don't know yet.
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