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I am 17, A senior in high school. I enjoy helping people a lot so if you want to know anything please ask.
Gender: Female
Location: Oregon
Occupation: Unemployed
Age: 17
Member Since: December 4, 2011
Answers: 52
Last Update: May 24, 2015
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how can uu make a fake dildo to please yourself .. using house stuff . ? >.< (link)
Go to this link, click next at the bottom to see the other options.

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/blanket-pull.html

Also, other things that have been recommended on Google for people searching for this, they say cucumbers or carrots, but that could be a non safe approach, clean them and maybe cover them with a condom if you're really that desperate. Other recommendations we're the long skinny candles, hair brush handle, etc. Or take a condom, fill it with water to the desired size and freeze it. I'm not so sure how something freezing cold would feel going inside of you, but whatever works I guess.
Good Luck


Hi, this may be a little sad, but i am having trouble finding a girlfriend. I go to school, work, and barely have time to get out. I am shy when it comes to the girls that i like. As far as girls who are my friends, i do just fine. I am 19 and i currently have a membership at the local YMCA. The problem is that i don't know how to approach and get a girl to go out with me. I had a "girlfriend" in my freshman year of high school, but we only went out on one date and we didn't even last a month. I would like both gender's perspectives on this. Please state whether you are female or male. THanks. Also, don't worry how many have responded to this already, i'll take as many as i can get.

P.S. how do you tell if a girl is single or not without asking them? (link)
I am a female, There really isn't any way to tell if someone is single or not without asking them, but I wouldn't think you'd want to walk up to a random person and ask them out on a date, that could end up to be a disaster. Maybe start a casual conversation with a few people. At a gym that's easy to do you could just spark up a random conversation and ask them how often they come there, or maybe make a female workout buddy. Or if you do fine with girls that are your friends and that makes you less nervous then you could just be friends first, or don't look at it as searching for a date. Or maybe date one of your friends; Some people say you can't be "just friends" :P

I hope I helped somewhat, just take a chance you only live once (:


My boyfriend and I have been going out for five months, and we're extremely comfortable with each other. We have such a strong chemistry and I know for sure I love him and he loves me. He is the first guy to never pressure me or rush me into sex. I can be myself around him. We've known each other for a long time. We have had sex about seven times...which may seem like a lot but I never feel bad about it since we have such a great, trusting relationship. He likes when I tease him and give him oral as a surprise, and he loves it. I've never been good at it before because I wasn't comfortable with my past relationships but he says I'm amazing. Anyways, I wanna be more...naughty and dominant. We're barely alone at my house but at his, we can be in his bedroom and be very sneaky about it. Any advice? (link)
You could just take control, tell him you want to take care of him. Or you want to take control. If you haven't tried the cowgirl position, you could do that because that's you doing the work and not him which is more dominate. You could pin his hands above his head if you're into that, or if you want to get more naughty hand cuff him ;P Just try out new things, and see what you and him both like. If you have the privacy to do so of course.


okay so i've had my period for a little over a year now and my mom makes me use pads because she says tampons arent healthy.
im a cheerleader and i hate the feeling of the blood leaking like how can i tell my mom that i perfer wearing tampons? (link)
Some parents get worried about their kids wearing tampons because of toxic shock syndrome, which you get from leaving in a tampon for too long. Tampons should be worn for 8 hours at the MOST. I would thing that since you've had your period for over a year you should let her know that you're aware of the risk, and you'll take care of yourself and change it when necessary. Especially if you're doing sports. She should understand.


How do you make cum taste better? (link)
Eating pineapple that day.


What do I do if this boy asked me out and I want to say yes but Im to scared?What should I do?
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If he asked you, you shouldn't be afraid to say yes if you want to date him. He must like you and if you are ready for the relationship then go for it, otherwise you could just be friends for awhile first. Friendship before relationship usually turns out for the better.
Hope i helped.(:


Hi!
I just wanted to know f it would be worth it to buy the new ipod touch (fourth generation). I have the second generation and i'm very happy with it. I don't plan on buying the new one because i think mine is better quality hardware wise (thickness, weight,etc.) and i think the new one is too thin and cheap. (link)
The 4th generation does have better features, but it is a lot weaker then the 2nd. I also have the 2nd generation and most people do have the 4th by now. But, If you do plan on buying a newer generation they are coming out with a new one in April, so you might as well wait until then to get whatever other updates they happen to come out with, which hopefully will be more durability because i've dropped my 2nd generation many times and its never been affected; but the 4th generation would get damaged.


what should i do for crazy hair day at school???? (link)
Mohawk or ponytails all over your head (:


Can a person lose weight by exercising 30-40 minutes a day and eating healthy?

Can a 145 pound person lose weight by exercising 30-40 minutes and eating healthy? How long do you think it might take? (link)
Yes, eating healthy is one of the main ways to loose wait and exercising daily will also help. How fast you'll loose it probably depends on how much work you are doing/how hard the work outs are.


i wrote this a few years back.. just kinda want some feedback. i am by no means a poet hahah just curious and looking for tips

silence.
silence to fight against the words pushing at her lips
trying to get out
trying to fix what she’s stuck in
this dirty rut of past memories and a love gone rotten.
colder than ice, the those sharp words freeze her
freeze her mouth shut
and those echoing words are locked inside her head to spoil
until she cries
but her tears turn to ice
so whats the point?
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I like it :3
You just need a few corrections, and it's great.


So, my boyfriend and I have been going through some rough patches I guess. But lately he has been quite rude to me...he'll decline my calls, yell at me while we're on the phone for the silliest things, he'll get into these moods where he won't talk to me. But when we're together he really is amazing to me... Lately though I feel like he's ready to be done with this relationship....yet he gave me a beautiful promise ring on my birthday, saying he'd marry me, I don't know what to do, but he's really been hurting me... (link)
I would say the best thing to do about it would be to talk to him. If he really loves for you and cares as much as he's proposing by giving you a promise ring he should understand that he needs to control his moods and how he treats you a little better. Tell him how you feel. (:


so i shaved my arms and i think it looks good but i dont know if it was a good idea
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That's a personal preference, but after shaving hair for so long it will grow back darker and thicker usually. Just be mindful of that. (:




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