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Tommrow im going with my grandma to her "Bring your kids to work day", and I have no Idea what to wear?


Any Suggestions?

Thanks;)

nothing.

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when i get older i want to have big money. i want to be able to buy a home for 1,000,000 +
how will i get rich? im 16 now..so should i just get a job and keep saving and live at home with my parents for 10 more years or something? i just dont know how these people with so much money do it
any tips?

Grow a money tree. That way you can just go out in your backyard and pick the money from the tree.

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Hi

I was going out with my bf for about a month again. We were broken up and then gotten back together. We hung out lots as friends then decided to go out again.. Anyways we only had sex a couple of times and now we kinda are going through a rough patch again..The thing is I was stupid and never used a condom either time..I know I am 23 and should be responsible enough to have known the difference. It was about 3 days before I started my period and then again toward the end of my period about 2 days before it finished ,when it was really light and barely noticable. What are the chances that I could be pregnant? I read that you are most fertile when you are onvulating which I wasn't I am pretty sure because I am pretty regular and my period is between 28 and 30 days each month and I read that you ovulate about 12-16 days before your next period starts..Even though I also read that it's possible to get pregnant pretty much anytime of the month.I read that the sperm can live for up to a week inside of you but if my ovulation calendar is fairly correct I wouldn't have started ovulating until after that so I think I should be okay. I won't have my period now until a couple weeks so I have to wait.
Hopefully it works out and I am not pregnant in case it doesn't work out with my boyfriend but if I am then I am old enough to take care of myself and my responsibilities.....sigh...the stupid things you do sometimes....How soon can I take a pregnancy test? Do I have to wait until I miss a period? This is stressful but I have been stressed out alot lately with other things so I won't be able to tell if I am feeling sick because of stress..I don't think I would feel sick yet this soon if I was pregnant..I haven't been throwing up or anything but have been sick to my stomach sometimes but I think it's the stress and not sleeping. I haven't been sleeping much lately..only getting about 5 hours sleep a night and then sometimes if I manage to get a bit more I have been waking up throughout the night so it's still not restful.

Anyways I just need to know if anyone knows my chances of not being pregnant? Any feedback would be appreciated..thanks

H

You'll probably get pregnant.

And as you said. Yes, you are stupid.

This is what happens.

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how do you do all of those???? Details please

Oh, hehe. I thought i'd just get a 1 and you'd cuss me out and leave me alone.

I made most of those up.

I believe leap frog, advanced leap frog, and missionary are all real. However I really have no idea.

But for a real answer, since you did come to me wanting one.

Check a book store. I know that seems odd but they do have books detailing many positions. Including over chairs, stools, and other odd things.

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so me and my boyfriend brok eup liek a mont ago and last nite i hung out wiht my other boyfriend before this one .. and somethign just liek made me fall inlve wiht him and when he got home he told me that we both had no intention s bc i didnt even want them to come over and he did bc my friend wanted him to so i let them and then we both just flirted and like kidna saw what we were missing.. im over my by that i broke up wiht a month ago but i cant tell if hes still into this girl but i asked he and shes into somoen else and doesnt even like him but i need a quote for that if you could find one or just give me i dea on what to do to score him back.

The only thing I can think that will help you is learning to type and/or spell.

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my dad usually makes me lunch before he goes to work when i have a 1/2 day of school.today he forgot and there is nothing i can make!HELP!Any food recipes i can make?!
i rate high!

Dog Logs. Usually found in your backyard. If not, search your neighbors too.

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Hi, i have just started on the web and i can manage to Download music without a problem but whenever i try to do games i am stumped. Is there something else i need to do once i have downloaded a game as i have it in a file but i cannot get any started.
If anyone can explain to me then that would be great.

Read the "read me" file. It will tell you how to get started.

If its an actual game you bought from retail just read the manual.

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Hi I'm almost 17 and me and my boyfriend he's 17.have been having sex for a while and we've done different positions like him on top me on top him from behind him on top with my legs on his shoulders..But those things are kinda getting old so i was wondering if anyone could give me different kinds of positions..I'll rate high

Leap frog, advanced leap frog, missionary, priest, pope, frogger, cricket, grasshopper.

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i have so many bug bites...what are some ways to make them not itch other than the medicens at stores?

i'll rate high
thx

Mix vinegar, baking soda, and sugar together.

That should help. That will also keep them off of you next time you go outside.

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i intend to pull out my hair for some reason and i dont know why. im only 13. i dont want to go bald. what is causing this? what should i do?

Because you're stupid.

And yes, you do wan't to go bald.

Either that or you're just a loony.

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Okay, So tomarrow i have this big show that me and the rest of the girls have been working on all week. Well we learned the dance today and we need practice. We dont konw the name of the song though and our couchs have the cd and there is no way to find out by them Does anyone know the name of this song:


Do you want it,Do you want it, Do you want it, Cause i got it.


Pleeeaaase Heeelppp!!!

Probably done by some crappy pop band.

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What is your penis shaped like? Mine is crooked, like an L, so I wonder if that's abnormal.

L is very abnormal. I would recommend bending it straight again.

Hey, the ups to that though is the fact you can now piss around a corner. Make the best of it.

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I am a 13/f and never had a boyfriend and I think think this is my chance.There is this boy who has gone to mostly every school I have gone to(were in the same grade).But I think he likes me.Its like he has been drooping clues like he stares at me all the time with this serious look on his face,he saved me one time(if thats what you wanna call it)because I was walking and I wasn`t waching where I was going so I was about to bump into the wall then he said somthing to me then that made me look up,and his friend keeps on looking at me and once he was starring at me so I turend around to look and he quikly turend around.So how do I figure out if he likes me without talking to him and can you give me information on how to tell if a boy likes you.

You know what? You've asked this question before. Didn't get the correct answers then?

Stop asking the same questions.

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did u know........

U R SUPER HOT???????

No. I was not aware of this.

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greetings from good old Australia

i love your hair. how did you get it that red? i want to dye my hair red like that but mum wont let me cos i'm going to italy in september.

you are HOT!!!!! you are SEXY!!!!

luv reeza

You just gotta use the right dye. Nothing too hard about it.

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Dose anyone no any cute/hott hair styles for summer? i have an oval face..if that means anything. Thanks!
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Get short hair, dye your hair red. Spike it.

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After I'm in the sun for 3 or more hours, with suntan lotion on, later that day or the next day I develop these bumps on my arms, back, and chest that looks like pimples! Are these just pimples? How do i get them to go away?

I wonder if you've ever heard of allergic reactions.

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LIKe OHNOS I JUST MICROWAVED MY MUM N I DUN NO WUT 2 DO????

OMFGOZORS!!!!!!!11111!!onone~~~11!!


j00 |-|@V 833N PWND!

900d d@y

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is there any place to find like rock piano tabs for free? like bowling for soup or avril lavigne? any help would be good!
thanx

Avril Lavigne is a whiner who needs to get off the stage.

And

Bowling for soup, just plain sucks.

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does anyone know some sites where i can get guitar tabs? i rate.

You're a moron.

Ever heard of Guitartabs.com?

For more, GOOGLE IT!

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