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Q: is it possible to have an std if you've never come in contact with the other sex's genitals? and have never done anything like that before?

Yes. Some STDs can be transferred by sharing beverages or exchanging saliva. This means you need to be really careful who you drink after and have sexual relations with.

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Q: whenever i go to the bathroom it hurt my lower stomach and is really uncomfortable for awhile after that. and i know this is gross, but my pee is cloudy and has a weird smell to it. if i drink alot of water it helps. I have had sex before but i know that the person i had sex with doesn't have an STD. What could be wrong?

This does not sound like a STD, it sounds more like you have a urinary tract infection. Simply go to your doctor and they will give you a prescription to clear it up.

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Q: if youre being fingered can the guy tell if you're a virgin or not? what about if you're having sex with him? can he tell?

thanks.

I think it depends on the guy. If a guy has fingered a girl that is NOT a virgin, then fingers a girl that is I believe that he can feel a difference. If a girl is a virgin it will be a smaller space, its not just about the hymen and cherry. They can feel it based on other things and the guy.
So I think, yes.

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Q: what makes a kiss great? and what makes a kiss bad? please be your personal opinions thanks =)

Many things can make a kiss great. For example if you really care about a person then most likely the kiss is going to be great. But other things can too, like doing without planning it, or kissing in the rain, spontaneous actions or moments are always better.
Things that can make them bad are like when you bump teeth [its not necessarily bad but embarrassing]] or just when you kiss differently than the other person it may make it feel awkward.

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Q: there is this girli used to be bestof friends withfor about 2 years, and recently i have beenhaving huge problems with her brother and family, and i have kind of grown apart from her aswell... she is a really nice girl andfun tobewith but i just feel like i need time away from her, it is like she smothers me..always calling, always sowing up at my house, inviting herself to go out with me and my friensd, or me and my family (and my family hates her) she never gives me any space... and so well i want a break from out friendship for a while.. some weeks, maybe a mont or two... but i do not want to be rude and bitchy to her, i dont call her anymore (but she remains to call me) i dont invite her out anymore (but he always invites me out and i make excuses to not go)i dont talk to her on the internet (yet she keeps sendin me emails and offline messages) i would think she would getthe idea in her head that i dont want to talk to her, but she obviously hasnt... so what can i do? i dont want to be rude, because she really is a good person.. but i dont know what to do... i know i wont be able to just talk to her and tell her, because i feel like that is not nice...and i am running low on ideas...

any sugestions??

She seems like she just doesn't have any other friends so she is clinging to you. You just simply need to sit down and tell her nicely that you need your space. Tell her that you can continue being friends but that you both need time alone and that she needs to stop inviting herself out with you. Tell her that you will invite her when you want her to come out.

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Q: Are girls suppose to cum like a guy does?
my b/f fingered me for the first time yesterday and i am a virgin and well he kept asking if i was there yet and if i cumed yet and i said yeah but idk if i did or not. like when he cumed i felt it all over my hand but mine didn't do that. so is it normal for girls to just get wet?

Just because you didn't cum when he fingered you doesn't mean that you won't. Girls do cum but it may take time for your boyfriend too find the perfect way to finger you to find your g-spot. But when he does you will sooner or later cum.

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Q: can you buy birthcontrol at a store?

You can buy condomns at the store but as for other types such as the pill you need to go to a local health clinic. You can get on the pill without your parents permission. These will not keep you from getting an STD and they may not even prevent you from getting pregnant. There is always a chance. The only sure way to know you wont get pregnant is with abstinence.

Q: Here's the deal. A few months ago, I went out with my ex-boyfriend,Jacob, best friend,Scott. We were dating when he introduced me to Scott.Scott was hilarous and nice. That was what bought me over. He didnt look really cute, but he was a nice guy. Thats all that mattered. Well, I didnt know that Scott was out on a trip with his family and he didnt bring his cell-phone. I had called him many times untill I just got tired of it. I called Jacob and asked him why Scott wouldnt pick up. He told me that Scott thought that I was annoying and he didnt like me anymore. I was astonished. When Scott finally called me, I asked him if he had said what Jacob did. He said that the reason why he didnt pick up was because he was on a trip with his family and he didt bring his cell phone. Not because he thought I was annoying and he didnt like me anymore. But How come some guys do that. I mean was the Jacob jelouse at Scott? Was he just trying to get me back? Or wat?

help me

P.S. im srry if I offended anyone the first time I asked this question.

Sounds like your ex-boyfriend wanted you to believe that Scott was mad at you so you would maybe give him another chance. Boys and girls alike will often say anything to get back a person they liked or cared about.

Q: I've been going out with my boyfriend for 7 months and I love him so much, but since the beginning of our relationship, there's been problems with him flirting. I've told him 4 times with 4 different situations to tone it down or try to stop and every time it got worse. The last time I told him, nothing has come up so far. But every so often he brags to his guy friends about some hot girl he saw wearing pasties in Havasu and blah blah blah. The worst part is he says it right in front of me, no holding back. I get the whole "macho" act in front of his friends and how he "got a boner" when she wet on the pole and crap, but i don't wanna hear that kinda stuff. It's bad enough that his eyes back track when I'm talking to him and a girl with big boobs walks by. It's not just him, it's me too. I tend to overthink anything and I'm not the kind of girl that just lets thing roll off and "worry about what's happening now and not in the future". whatever. I end up thinking about these little things way too much and ending up extremely depressed. With him, it's all talk, but that's what kills me the most and it really gets to me. Sometimes I think it'sd be easier if he actually cheated on me so I wouldn't have to worry. I know that sounds awful and weird, but I don't know how to explain it. It would be really great if I could get a point of view from someone who's been in a long relationship and has gone through something similar.

I would say try and talk to him about it but since you already did that you need to seriously think about the future. Do you really care about this guy? Is he worth all this worry? If not then dump the guy and find someone who will care about you. I know this sounds cruel but you deserve much better than a guy who is going to take you for granted and look at other girls while hes dating you.
And you are not overreacting about this flirting can be a big deal and is a very often seen problem in relationships these days.

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Q: So me and my boyfriend had sex about last monday. It was protected at first but the condom broke and he took it off and then we had unprotected sex. He pulled out and we stopped having sex. He swears to god he didn't cum inside me. He said he's the kinda guy where he cum's all at once and he didn't do that inside of me. So we just begin to touch eachother and ne then cum's all at once.

It's been a week or so and I should've started my period by now. I have been getting signs that I normaly get before I start my period but, I have been so stressed and worried lately because my periods a couple days late.
I am getting brown discharge and sometimes it's clearish light brown. I have no symptoms of being pregnant.I've gone to a lot of sites and looked at the symptoms and I have none of them but I'm still stressed and freaking out about it.

Even if your boyfriend thinks that he did not cum inside you there is always that slight discharge they get during sex and before ejaculation.
If you are getting the signs you normally get before your period then it is probably nothing to worry about. Sometimes periods are late. Next time you do have sex be sure to use protection the entire time, just to be safe. But the only 100% way of not being pregnant is abstinance.

Q: Okay my period is late and im wondering whats wrong. I would say its atleast anywhere from 2-4 days late...Ive had it for 2 years and i dont know if something is really wrong or if im just parinoid....anyone know whats wrong??

Periods are sometimes late but if it is the first time that it has been late in two years you may have room for worry. Are you sexually active? If so then you may want to consider pregnancy. If not then you may want to go see a doctor or wait and see if it comes in a few more days.

Q: Okay, im not so sure if the catagory is right...but n e ways, i see you are rated high, so, yeah

Okay, so, i am 14, and there is this guy who just turned 16
we have made out twice, and i think he is much more experienced them me, so i have considered having sex with him, and maybe oral.
but, im nervous it will hurt, or he will say im bad

He hasnt said he wants to have sex with me, or oral, but he has hinted like "hey, you wanna go lay down over there?"
and then once he said "just so you know, i dont want to get in your pants, i just want you in mine"
and stuff like that

a bunch of my friends are calling me a slut for even thinking about it...

i have friends having sex, and giving guys blowjobs,
but my question is; will i be a slut if i do?

i know its long...but yeah...

The word slut can mean many different things and label many different types of people. These so called friends of your shouldnt be calling you names they arent very good friends. You need to choose for yourself not let others or him decide for you.
If you really like this guy and think that you are ready to give him oral then go for it. But its a very big step and so is sex, so it shouldnt be wasted on just any guy. You need to find a guy you really care for, you are only a virgin once. This is not to be taken lightly.

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