what are the books called that have like the really graphic descriptions of sex. like "he slowly slid his hand up her leg" ect ect
theres one really good erotic cave people book that I ran across when I was really bored a few years ago, its called "valley of the horses" and its pretty much sex, sex, hunt mastadon, sex. but pretty much every book thats written for chicks is full of that shit.
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what do guys who are into just one sport (not just various sports or exercise) think about girls who don't get or like sports but make an effort to learn from them? i mean, do guys care if their gf is into sports (not talking about being active)
nope, don't care. as long as she knows that when the red sox are on, its quiet time. don't expect any cuddling too, that might be hazardous if the guy gets really into it.
-gunner
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Hey im 18/f and i really wanna get this tattoo. My names ashley and i thought it would be cool. Like Ashley forever (A4E) I like the way this is designed. The only thing is im not sure where to get it because im going to college and majoring in nursing, so i want it to be a place i can cover it up. I was thinking on my stomach/hips? Any suggestions?? Thanks a bunch!
http://www.red-hot-mama.com/images/uploads/lopez-tat-neck.jpg
I'm sorry, but getting your own name tattooed on your body is incredibly superficial and vain. unless you're a soldier and you're worried about getting killed. something representing your family name is cool, but seriously, your idea is immature.
-gunner
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hiii; where can i find a
brasskunckle necklace in a store
in the mall like hot topic or spencers
or something like that where they would
have this necklace (click the link)
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg86/Peace_and_Lovex3/z197477660.jpg
go to www.brassknuckles.com, they might have some cool stuff like that. if not, you can buy a real pair and have a welder Tig weld a chain onto it. brass knuckles are really heavy though, so I really don't know if that DIY option is practical. plus its classified as a concealed weapon.... and thats just a load of problems you don't need.
-gunner
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Ok, so I really like the idea of making a shirt look cool without buying it like that, like DIY kinda thing. Well, my style is more "rockerish" such as audrina patridge, megan fox, and people like that. Well, I just bought this shirt, only in gray:
http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=top%5Fbasics%5Factive&product%5Fid=2058943464&Page=all#
and I though I could do someting to sortof "rough" it up a bit. I'm just not sure what to do. I was thinking of making fray at the ends maybe or something like that. Does anyone have any cool ideas I could do to the shirt? Thanks!
take some rusted metal, spray it down with vinegar, and sit it on the shirt. the rust will come off on it, then after about a day, take some soda ash solution and spray it down to set the rust in. it looks badass. google "rit dye", their site has some cool ideas, and rit dye is in pretty much any supermarket.
-gunner
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is there a such thing as internet government?
like is there at all a way this cyber community to be civilized? if there is, is there a way to take down a fraud website?
if not, what the hell. the web can screw anyone.
i'm so pissed, i hate technology, it only screws you over. it's so wrong, it's sin.
there are laws governing content, and these enable the feds to shut down sites that are based on american soil. if the site is foreign, good luck. I think you'd like reading the new dune series, the first one is called "the butlerian jihad". they hate "thinking machines" too. of course, they hate toasters, cars, and the like, but that sounds on par for you.
-gunner.
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How does it feel to have sex
uh..great. unless you're doing it wrong. but thats the point. what part of left field did this come from....
-gunner
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I have small flesh-colored little bumps on my inner vigina, almost near my clit..Its not noticable but i can feel it with my fingers. it cant be pop or squeeze, because its like part of my skin. I dont know what this is? Can anyone relate to this or know?
talk to your gynocologist, this may be a manifestation of the HPV (warts)-gunner
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On my legs, i have really thick hair.
But of course, I shave it.
But for some reason, no matter how much I shave, you can still see black dots where my leg hair is.
Is there anyway I can get rid of it?
two choices:1.bleach them2.use NAIR-gunner
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please. i am a christian teen and it is so hard to resist certain things. ok. i look at certain things on the computer and i am ashamed. i shouldn't be doing that. what should i do to resist the temptation or just stop the addiction all in all?
please help me!!!
hahahahahah...oh great, this is gonna be rich..
you repressed little kid, I bet you're checking out porn, this makes you a SINNER! and you'll FRY IN HELL while the devil pours hot acid down your throat! About the only way you're gonna stop looking at it online is if you either start looking at it in real life, like I do, or completely subdue your "animal urges" and start spending more time on sites like this. then again, you can always have your cake and eat it too, by spending your time on porn sites and then confessing like every good hypocrite. I already know they've got a special place in hell for evil bastards like me, so I don't worry about completely petty things like looking at porn. I say stop worrying about what some 2000 years dead guy thinks about what you're doing, its stressful. besides, I'm pretty sure you're good to go as long as you don't do anything like rape or murder.
have fun with your one-handed typing
-gunner
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14/f
I don't have perfect body, that's for sure. I'm short. 4'9'' to be exact and have no legs. I have what are called daikon legs which are genetically chuncky looking legs which resemble large radishes called daikon. My torso's ok i guess. I have a completely flat/slightly toned stomach, am a 34C and have a 23'' waist. I'm not fat but due to my hideous legs, I don't look skinny either. My question is, are guys really looking for the hot model looking girls? the tall girls with amazing legs? I'm so self concious about my discusting legs and hear all the time "If only she had legs, she'd be hot." It's really discouraging and everytime, my self esteem ends up stooping lower and lower. So I was just wondering...do guys really care if a girl has no legs?
I don't care. if she's cute, and a cool chick, she's good. most of the dudes who do put that much into looks are shallow toolbags, and the girls they go after are usually the same. besides, thick legs are great. I've never heard of this "Daikon" crap before, but I've seen pretty much every type of legs. the only ones that are not appealing are chicken legs, but thats just because the girl wouldn't have enough stored bodyfat to have a successful pregnancy. you sound pretty hot to me.
-gunner
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So I wrote my essay.. Will you critique it for me please?
http://www.booksie.com/non-fiction/essay/justbeformlessly/the-nature-of-reality
Thanks! : )
this is rough, please don't cry. if it helps, I love you.
first paragraph, where is your thesis statement? is the whole damn paragraph the thesis statement?
good points, but there needs to be one sentence that brings it all together. and I hope its not the first sentence, because that would be a very weak one. don't use "because" to start a sentence, its what a knuckle dragger would use.
take out "probably a little bit" from the last sentence, and the second paragraph would be good, you're supposed to come off as an opinionated dick when you're writing essays
good quote usage, but thoreau is still a pansy.
ah! we finally get to the essay question that was supposed to be in the first paragraph! But its in the third! fix it.
jesus, that whole paragraph was one question and one long ass quote.
I dunno where your fourth paragraph is going, trees are plants, plants don't speak english, or even anything above basic pheremone transmission, and I'm sure my dog wouldn't have anything brilliant to say.
there's this thing called a Tab button, consider using it at the beginning of a paragraph.
You're starting off all of your quotes with the same statement "in his essay". change it up a bit.
You're bullshitting most of these paragraphs away. is there a required amount of words? is that why I have yet to see a point or structure to this paper?
"We have become very destructively anthropocentric; we absolutely must, if we are to survive as a species, concern ourselves with the entire web of life." THIS IS A THESIS STATEMENT, HOW MANY IS THIS THING GOING TO HAVE?
"So you see, it’s all about where we draw the lines…" what the hell is this? delete it if you don't want to fail.
"We need to restore our childlike sense of wonder. The beautiful, strange world around us never left; we just stopped seeing it for what it really is. When we were first born we didn’t know the difference between a ‘this’ and a ‘that’. There are no lines in the life of the very young child, that’s why they stick worms and shoe polish in their mouths. As a new member of the world there was no physical biological dot dot dot borderline between your hand and your arm. Someone taught you where to draw the line; where the division was to be made."
this should have been your first paragraph. in fact this is the first paragraph where I haven't felt like shoving my mouse into my ass and hitting myself in the face with the keyboard.
you are using way too many "we"s and "You"s. cease and desist. its an essay. you don't use shit like that.
"boarders" either you have people living in your house as renters, which makes no sense in the context, or you need to use SPELLCHECK!
" — WE set up? YOU set up?"
drugs are bad, thats all I'm going to say about the end of this paragraph.
look, I can tell this is a sociology paper, but your lacking in sociology terms like "cultural norms". you're taking a hundred words to describe the fucking concept of cultural norms. jesus, its like you straight up forgot the concept and you're just pulling something exactly like it off the top of your head in a heroin induced frolic. I got through about thirty percent of the paper and wanted to lay down a tarp in preparation for the mess I'd make by committing Hari kiri. it lacks structure, terminology, and worst of all: a point.
I'm sorry I'm being so rough, but it takes an asshole to get shit fixed. there's obvious effort in the attempt, next time, draw up a rough outline of where you want to go with the paper, a road map if you will, instead of doing it by stream of consciousness.
I don't want you to fail, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
good luck.
-gunner
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if anyone gets what i'm saying please give links to some cool photos of victorian goth styles and things for a bedroom and all that jazz! any pics of any kind would be greatly appreciated!!
well since everybody already gave you some good answers...
why? take the question as you desire.
enjoy your sunday.
-gunner
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what store is the cheapest but has goo clothes?
goodwill and salvation army. some of them rich boys and girls just wear stuff once. let me tell you, buying a whole wardrobe of good high quality clothes for a hundred bucks is not uncommon.
-gunner
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i dont recall having such problems in 1950!s i dont no how i got by.
oh, child of the boom, I never had any problems like this either, and I'm at a similar age to them. This I believe(and only my opinion matters considering this is my answer block), that our youth in present times have not only new methods of media, communication, politics, and social interactions, but also new outlets to ask those odd questions that any regular friend or family member would at best, never answer. Just look at these newfangled polls that news agencies and politicians use nowadays, its almost an instant answer: seventy five percent support this, while twenty three percent disagree with a margin of four percent error. a kid can get an answer form potentially thousands of kids their age, and even bored old farts like us who have been through it before(not comparing your age to mine, believe me you're at least three times older than I, and I respect your knowledge and for surviving that long). for example, I'm an American Cavalryman stationed in europe(4 years), I have seen the face of my enemy in battle on several occasions, in addition, I love drinking, prostitutes, guns, and constitutional law. this gives me a pretty thorough knowledge of several subjects, and so I can bestow that knowledge upon these kids to help them make decisions in their oh-so-tough lives(sarcasm). you, having seen the fifties, must have a vault of information and advice. you could become an arsenal of knowledge for these kids, for though the culture changes, they still seek the wise and experienced for help, though by different and totally unconventional means(at least in our eyes). American culture as it is today, is one where a parent declares that they are their child's friend, and open to any question or whatnot. but this is a facade, the average American parent is too wrapped up in their own problems and selfishness to be of much assistance. in some instances, the parent is either not there, or responds harshly to the questions. To me, this is unacceptable. the honor code of parenting that we had for so long is vanishing, that wise dad sitting in the den with his pipe is not there. he's chainsmoking while fooling around on the internet or worse, like I said before, not even there. Grandparents live thousands of miles away, so they're out of the question. Now where, pray tell, do these young ones go to have their voice heard? the great and powerful babysitter known as the internet. And so, this site is just another symptom of a decaying American family structure. worse yet, kids need authority in their lives to a point, and most of these have never felt it and long for it. I truly wish it was like back in the fifties, I would be talking about those new soda shoppes opening on main street with my dad as we go to buy lumber, talking about marrying some decent local girl, and the best part, my enemies would be wearing uniforms. In closing, I leave you with this question: if this is whats going on now, what will it be like forty or fifty years down the road?
good day.
-gunner
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Michael Jackson died today and he was only 50 years old. It really took me by surprise, but it wasn't as if I didn't expect it sometime fairly soon. There have been rumors flying around for some time now about his health problems. As a matter of fact, when Michael was on trial, one day he was late because of health problems. Obviously, the judge didn't feel that Michael's health was all that important because he threatened to have Michael Jackson jailed unless he made an appearance in the courtroom. Michael showed up in his pajamas. Does anyone else remember that?
People made it out to seem as if he was faking. Some people even made it seem like he was crazy and would do ANYTHING as he was suddenly "extremely unpredictable" and all. I guess he wasn't kidding or faking about having health problems, huh?
I'm going to miss Michael Jackson. He was a man who set out to hurt no one, but the world seemed hell-bent upon hurting him. Michael Jackson was seriously the King of Pop in so many ways. Maybe he's better off wherever he is since we trashed his good name without even giving him a chance to speak. I choose to believe that he is now seated up in Heaven, seeing God for the first time.
Does anyone feel like me about Michael Jackson or am I alone in this? When I was growing up Michael Jackson was such a big role model. Sure, he was a little weird but he seemed to care and love. I'm really hurt that Michael Jackson is dead :( almost like a large portion of my childhood has been abandoned.
Like most things I do, I shall be callous and neutral in this matter. But, let it be known, that "billie jean", "smooth criminal", "thriller" and "revolution"(I know its by the beatles, but he owned the rights to it) shall be blaring from my stereo on loop for the next 48 hours. his music was glorious, his soundtracks were breathtaking (tell me you didn't cry watching free willy, and I'll call you a soulless prick), but his personal life was a trainwreck. He is the modern equivalent to Hamlet, not crazy, just really undeveloped in certain areas, almost child like in mannerisms and behavior. If you read hamlet and understood it, you'd see the comparison. the dude will be the popular topic of discussion for many days to come, his epic highs and legendary lows, that shall be his legacy. but if he really did play creepy sex games with kids, it wouldn't surprise me. remember him as you wish, I shall always remember him as the prime example of the american dream; the poor black kid that, through hard work, became a wealthy eccentric white dude.
-gunner
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im shoping for my prom dress and the prices are in german like 2200,98 ZT how much is that in american money?
thats not german, its most likely polish Zloty (hence the ZT, instead of Euro). europeans use a comma instead of a decimal point so thats more like twenty two hundred zloty. I don't know what the conversion rate is off the top of my head, but the usual for eastern european countries is about twelve to a dollar. just a shotgun blast guess, about 190 bucks. shopping in euro is much simpler, its about 68 euro cents on the dollar, or 1.45 dollars to a euro. though why you'd be buying a prom dress from european sources is beyond me. fashion I guess. you can look up the real currency conversion online pretty easy. try looking up western european dresses, they're a tad more expensive, but fantastic in quality and style. I should know. I love it when german girls wear formal dresses. I get that kid in a candy store expression on my face, and go to town.
-gunner
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Hi I was wondering, what is the best trick to enhancing your drinking abillity? If there is such a way please help me
the best way I've found is simply to drink alot, all the time. I'm training up to win oktoberfest in four months, so I'm drinking every day for about six hours. its not cheap, and things kinda get blurry after a long time of doing it, but I'm now capable of drinking a handle of scotch, a bottle of wine, three beers, and half a handle of vodka in one sitting. not telling you its wise, it probably isn't, but thats how you do strength training too. a gradual workup to the goal, you don't just bench press 400 pounds, and you don't just quickly jump to drinking a fifth of gin in an hour.
drive safe
-gunner
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i have a 2006 honda accord ex
i was thinking of getting a 2009 toyota corolla
so which is better a 2009 corolla s
or a 2009 corolla le
or should i stick to my 2006 honda and wait until 2010 models are out and get a corolla xrs
-also if u can list some pros and cons that would help
they're all good cars. why get rid of the honda? its still got another two decades of life in it. anyways, a corolla is a great car, either way, you're getting a solid car known for reliability. think about keeping your honda though, its a bloody recession out there, and I've never had a honda give me trouble, even after a decade of owning it.
-gunner
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I noticed today that I have what looks like a rash in my belly button. It hurts a bit, especially when touch. It looks like it has white liquid coming out of it when I sqeezed my belly to look at the red rash type blemish in my belly button.
I'm not sure if it is an allergic reaction to something or what it is or if it might need to be checked out.
I am a 19 year old female.
hahaha, I got that after spending a week sweating out in the training area about three years ago. take a cotton swab soaked in rubbing alcohol and clean it out. and take a shower, it took me nine days of prickly heat and complete not showering nastiness to get that. its your skin getting irritated from all of the nasty sweat, dead skin, etc. thats collecting in it. keep swabbing it regularly and it will go away after a day or two.
my medic wouldn't stop bringing up my lactating belly button. it became the running joke in my unit for about a month.
dirty bird.
-gunner
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