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Ok....I've been talkin to my boyfriend on the phone alot But he ingores me almost all the time!!!!!!...all he does is plays his football/basketball game on his x-box and ingores me!...what should i do dump him or what?!?

will if you tell him that if you don't stop palying his game then you will breack up with then he wouldn't like it and breack or you can scach the game CD a lot and then he wont be a be able to play it.PLEASE RATE

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hello
my girlfriend and i have been dating for abt a month.. and she told me that she was raped two years ago i was the first guy that took the news approiately.. we had sex for the first time and halfway through she asked me to stop and i did.
and asked for me to take her home..i did..
and she asked to break up with me..
reason being that now everytime she goin to see me she thinks of her rapist...
i dont want to let her go..
i really care for her alot .
she suffers from depression alot...
i want to be a part of her life..
im one of very few people she let in ..
now she shuttin me out..
she told me she wants me to leave cos she dont want to hurt me like she hurt her ex's because of the rape always effected her relationships..
she says she cares abt me too much to hurt me..
i care abt her too much to let her go..

i need advice on this..
also i need to council her somehow.. please give me advice on how to help her get though this..
she refuses to get professional help..
please help..
even if we dont get back together, i want her to progress with her life.. and be able to have a realtionship again
please help

alright look just be by her and let her know that you care and don't keep asking her about it otherwise she will get pissed. and tell her that if she needs any thing just tell you and you'll help her. and if if i were you i would get up and see if you have a sexly treasmited dises. and rate please.

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Ok guys, how do you like girls flirting with you? Like how much flirting and what kind? I would really appriciate it!

*I rAtE hIgH!!!!*

look want you tring to get a date you want to flirt. but how and how much to flirt depends on the type of guy you are flirting with. All right lets start from the bottom up, geeks aren't going to belive you like them if you flirt with them, simple because they have been tricked more then once. so it going to take a lot of flirting to convis them and don't pick on them they hate it. ( they are usily the kind and romantik type and they will stick with you even if some one pretter comes along) now the nomarl guy dosen't take alot of work to get them to date you so you don't need to flirt with them so much. note that if some one better then you comes along they will breack up with you. now for the cool people are very easy to get to date if your cool to if not well it going to be ruf. and you will need to compet with the other girls.

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Alright, my boyfriend is turning 14 and I don't know what to get him for his birthday. We've been going out for 5 months&&& we're really serious. For my birthday he got me a necklace that's silvergold or whatever it's called and it's a heart and theres 3 little diamonds inside. What should i get him?!

HELP. any suggestions AT ALL. will help.
BIGGGGGGG TIMEEEE PLEASEEEE.

Well i suggest video games but they are getting costful. try to find out what he likes. if he like body wash or some thing like it get some axe or tag if he don't have it. if he likes cloths or some thing like it go to sears they always have good sales there. or you can get a frame with a picture of you and him together. or you can give him a kiss, as a last resort if only you like him a LOT. or get him a hat of his favrite baseball team. or some CD of his favrit band and got to best buy you can make a custiom CD with 15 song for 15 bucks and its cheaper than buying the CD. AND PLEASE RATE THIS.

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Hey I'm a guy and have a situation I'm embarrased about. When I'm with my girlfriend, I feel comfortable and myself...except for one part. My body sometimes responds in the wrong way, like it feels like I'm gonna stain my shorts or something. Anyways, just wondering because I don't think thats normal, doesn't feel right either, and its embarrassing. I never even think about going there or want to. So what should I do? Is this normal? Will rate, thanks.

it's puberty and it's nomal and rate

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what is a good age to babysit and like how much should i charge per hour cause i am babysitting with a friend and we are going to split the money. about how long to the parents stay out for. thanks i rate high

well babysiting is hard work, i sugest that you start when you around 16 that way you be responsbly. and don't invite any one if there not your partner. well it should depend on the age of the baby. if there babys you should charge about 8 bucks per hour and add two buck every time you need to change a dimper. if thay ask why you tell them that it's because they are hard to baby sit them. if they like 4 and up charge like 5 bucks, because they easy to keep busy and if they have a cough make sher you have a bottle of night cough medisn because it make's them sleepy and ask them if their alliget to it. and use as told, don't durg them.

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i cut....
it's so addicting and i can't stop. i love everything about cutting but i know i have to stop this...
please help

get rid of every raser or some thing to cut your self with, and after your other cuts heal wear short sleve that way you will not teapted to cut your self because every one will see it. or you can ask help from a adult.

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I've been with this guy for about 9 monthes now. we are not officially together because that is the way i want it. BUT we are exclusive and aren't supposed to be with other people.
I cheated on him friday night. This isn't the first time i did it, but i told him about the other times. After the last one, he told me if i cheated again then we'd be done.
Do you think i should tell him what i did? I really do like him a lot. I'm seeing him today and need advice asap.
thanks

if you liked him so much than you shouldn't cheat on him.

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I am 13 Male

When my best friend (a girl a have a crush on) asks me a question about if she should go out with a certain boy whose side should i be on...
should i be on her side and say " Oh ya definitaly go out w/ him.
Or should i be on my side and be like "uh No you should stop looking at a ever other F ing boy but me.
Im sorry if this ? Seems dumb but i need advice hense me coming to this website

I rate Fives

PLEASE i am desparate

look if it all goes down hill with the other guy you should be they for her, let her know that you care for her and she will see that the guy she's been looking for was right in front of her. oh and do some reseach on the guy. if he turns out to be a jack ass you should tell her that. and one more thing don, try and get rid of him or she'll probobly get really pissed off at you.

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What shampoo do you think smells the best, but still delivers a kick-ass wash?

I rate high :)

will you should tells if you a guy or girl. will if you a guy will i recammed axe. they have good shoop and great body spray/deodorant

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