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Heyy everyone. I just got out of a mental hospital bc/ they thought i was suffering from mood swings. But i don't know why. Your probably wondering why i'm here, at advienators, my doctor suggested it, bc/ he thought it would be good to ask other ppl about my problems (I personally think its bc/ he hates me). I made out with a banna b4. I also love cookies. Yummm i love cookies. Excuse, are you making fun of me......as soon as i thought i had a friend. God, I hate you.....what am i saying? I'm your best of friends.

*By the way i give great advice*

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ok so my x-best friends ruined my life for the past couple months n now they wanna be friends again.. do i say yes n get hurt again or hold a grudge?? or neither... HELP!!

ewwww, why would u be friends w/ that jerk when you can become bestest friends with a gay pink bunny

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hey ok i have a cold sore on my lip from making out and its not rally big yet its just starting and i hate having it on my lip cuz it looks weird does anybody know how i can get rid of it before it gets big? and how long do they take to go awya? help plz!

next time make out w/ a gay pink bunny. They're fuzzy and soft.......they can't irritate ur lips

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How do u transfer the songs on WinMx to Windows Media Player.. and when the SOngs that r downloading are on the transfer things how do u make them not be red.. Thanks

wut are you tlking about? get ready fro the end of the world, for gay pink bunnies are taking over......*evil*

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Okay, I'm working on a science fair project about Fertilizers. Can anybody give me some helpful websites about fertilizers. About how they help or about Miracle Gro, Franks Gro, or Franks Vegetable Grow. PLZ PLZ PLZ. I'd rate 100
if possible!

I have a fact......fertilizers don't smell as bad as gay pink bunnies shits.

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okay idk how i did it..but i managed to take the volume icon away from my taskbar icons. how do i put it back?

ask a gay pink bunny....

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hey well start it off im 13-m. ok well about how hard would it be to find a girl that is like only interested in sex after marriage for dating material? because seems like everywhere i look on here, theirs a pregnant girl or one worried about it. i'm just talking about like later in my life, in my twenties right out of college. just to be prepared. also, i was reading a book, and a guy asked the girl if she was a virgin, and she said that she wasnt even embarrased. so are you like supposed to be embarrassed if your a virgin?


(deeply confused in matters i shouldn't have my paws in)

wow, why arn't there more guyz like you? Well, i'm a 13yr girl, here it is totally different. It's only embarrassing if you already had sex. People here in my town are really cool about everything. You shouldn't be embarrassed if u are a virgin, i am, i'm not embarrassed...lol. You're only 13, the girlz who are pregnant or worried about getting pregnant are assholes. Your smart, your gonna have alot a girls wanting you when you get older...lol

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has anyone here become pregnant at a young age? please tell me ur story, im 15 and 3 weeks pregnant, n i dont know if i should get an abortion. what did ur parents say and do?

i've never been pregnant or have sex, my advice would be not to get an abortion. Ur distroying a life if u get an abortion. I almost think of it as murder. Please don't get an abortion and kill a helpless soul. : )

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