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I am 15, 16 in september and me and my friend want to go on holiday with my friend who is going to be 16 in may. As we are leaving this year we want to go abroad to spain as we will be both 16, can you book into a hotel if you are 16?
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No but you can if you take your older brother or sis


I am about to buy a car and I am FINALLY going to get what I've always wanted, a Jeep Wrangler. I really want it to be black and no newer than a 2006 model because I prefer the older looking ones to the newer ones. Last night, I went around looking at cars and found the perfect one except for one detail, it is manual and I've only ever driven automatic. Both of my parents know how to drive manuals and they would teach me if I needed them to, but is it hard to learn? Once you do learn, is it still much harder to drive than an automatic? (link)
yeah good but it will hurt your hand.My father keep complaining saying his hand hurts him because of driving


20/f

Last night me and my friends were at my apartment drinking. My roommate had her ipod in her speakers and I went to go change the song. I saw that a text had popped up from a girl I didn't know that said "what would your friends think if they saw what I text you?" I know it was wrong, but I was drunk and I was curious who this girl was because my roommate is one of my best friends and I literally know every single one of her friends. I looked at her texts and they were talking using ;) faces and referencing to having hooked up before and hanging out and stuff like that. I was shocked. My friend very recently had sex with a guy and she has made out etc. with a bunch of guys. She always gets really attached to the guys she likes and really jealous when her friends hook up and she complains that she hasn't in so long. I have nothing against gays/lesbians (I actually have a lot of gay friends) I am just very confused about this. I thought I knew her really well. The girl she was texting is also 17 and went to the same high school as my roommate. The 17 year old also has a boyfriend and in their conversation they talked about guys they have hooked up with. I am just confused about what to make of all of this and I want to talk to her about it but I can't do that unless I admit to reading her texts. (link)
In my opinion you can 10 percent help her to be a normal.You can try to make her more girly for instance :let her buy short dresses or bought her girly clothes and puts to her make up and she will dislike to be a lesbian by time
make her go out on plan date then she will like guys more than girls

hope I helped you


my name is chandan and i m from India. i was like a gods son...since 2006 i pray to every morning and evening but always unsuccessful while i m trying to do something...less education and poor home conditions make to be a PORN STAR but i m also fall there because i m not a girl..i m 31 years now and still depend on my mom..i don't want to live a ordinary life..rather its better for me to die...please advice me...please. my email address is chandan.kashyap28@gmail.com (link)
find a job then collect money and make a small project wt is small will be big someday just like human and marry a good girl Good luck


We dated each other. He broke up with me for his ex. They don't like each other anymore and he started to talk to me again. He says he likes and he wants to go out with me again but after a little bit of time. We hadn't talked in 2 weeks and we saw each other at a friends house that we have in common. I didn't know he would be there and he had no idea I was gonna be there. There was my best friend, me, him, his friend, and our friend in common there. He ignored me the whole time! I told him last time that we hung out that I didn't want people to see us together just yet so they wouldn't get the wrong idea. Maybe he didn't talk to me as much because of that. But our friend in common was hanging out with him today and asked if he still liked me, he said yes. Our friend in common is kinda easy and I don't want her hanging around him as much(she is more my friend than his. They started talking because of me) she is getting close to his family and stuff and I am worried he will like her and not me anymore... He also wants to have sex. We are both 15! It's illegal in Michigan. I told him no but he keeps asking so I am worried if they hang out more, since she has had sex, they might. I am so confused. I don't even know what I am asking anymore just please give me some advice!

P.S. I don't know if I can trust either of them... they both have pushed my trust limits but I do a little bit for both. (link)
wt the heck find a good bf who like you not like to have sex with girls
he is not a bf he is just want to have sex that way he keep stucking with any girl so let him .He don't know wt the mean of true love.He just I think thinks about sex only so your lucky .He move his try to have sex to your friend and I am sure of it so let them do wt they want to do.soon you might hear that your friend is a mother and her parent want to kill her.Find a good guy to be your bf


Hey there(: I was just wondering what some good scary, but not to scary movies are? I want one enough to make me scared cuz im going to watch one with my boyfriend at my house, but not to scary because I get scared way to easy and if i see or read one scary thing, when I go to bed ill start to not be able to breth and get really scared and not be able to sleep. I want something pretty scary tho. Please help(: Thanks(: (link)
Drag me to hell is an awesome movie It 's not scary alot.
The mist is good but really scary and have awesome unexpectable end too oh Drag me to hell have unexpectable end too hope I helped you.Good luck


I remember watching regular porn. But I remember exactly how I came across transsexual porn - by accident. And as soon as I realized what I had clicked on, I got curious and explored. That was about three and a half years ago, I was in ninth grade 8( I've always tried to stop. I've made improvements too. But I feel like I have no hop whatsoever. I'm always awkward and nervous around girls that I like, and nobody knows about this addiction to weird porn. Is there any chance that over time, I could re-stabilize and go back to the closer to "normal" life I had? It went from every single day to every weekend. There's been times where I've gone two weeks. Recently I've been having relapses though. It's like whenever something doesn't workout or I feel like I've failed at something, it makes me go home and relapse. Similar, if I'm having a good day/week, I won't do it. I've tried a few things that have helped though. I put a random password on my PlayStation's internet browser starter. And now, I've come to the conclusion that in order for me to really stop. (Seems impossible) I have to stop using the computer, stay out of my room, and avoid being alone in my room late at night. How the hell am I going to do that? I live with my parents. It happens only on my computer and in my room when I am alone. And I have to avoid those things, it never happens anywhere else. The most I can do is avoid being in the house for as long as possible. But, I eventually will have to come INTO my house to sleep. Which puts me in my room ALONE, with access to my COMPUTER. And I need my computer for homework (Stupid technology nowadays) (link)
hm stop doing that ,fight and don't give up
imagine that you being catch and imagine what will happen everyday before you sleep then change your hobby do another thing play video games,learn new things,join a social community or anything far from porn then you will forget about that.Just fight it's SO HARD at the begin but you will use to.So do that :)
hope I help ya


hi my name is jazzy im 12,im a girl, and i just wanted to no wat should i do because i am anxious to have sex but i think im under age also i think i am a lesbian wat should i do please give me advice also if there are lesbians out there chat me ;} (link)
Braiden is right look at the answer again plz


I am asian. And as everyone know, all asian people have a flat nose. Well, beside korean people. I'm vietnamese. Vietnamese people are smaller and flatter nose. I've been taking care of my nose. I pulled my nose outward and up everyday but it does not help. I know i should be very happy how God created me. And i am very thankful for how i look. But, i just wanna know if milk does anything for you nose bone. Anyone know? I just want my nose to have a little lift. Thank you. Oh, also, does excercising alot help grow a couple inches when at age 23? Im dying to know. (link)
Exercise yes it's help you to grow taller even your 23 you can read more on websites
I do strech exercise and yoga everyday and I grow taller alittle bit.I was sorter than my mom but now I am kinda as her height

but nose no I think you can do a surgrey to make your nose big if you like to


I don't like what any of you people have to say for yourselves. Wanting to die? I mean, COME ON, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. You should listen to the 12 year old boy who lost his girlfriend because she was moving somewhere else. Like he said, you have to have faith, and like I say you have to get on with life. My mother passed away 2 years ago and did I get on with life? YES I DID!!! God told me that if you commit suicide, he would put you in hell in the Lake of Fire to burn,die,burn,die repeatedly until 10 years later.Hey,12 year old boy, if you read this, I want to ask you something.I am a 12 year old religious girl who thinks you are faithful and true. I don't want to be your girlfriend, but I want to just tell you that the words you said were very...lovely.God tells me that your girlfriend will come back one day and you will marry,but before that you will have many other girlfriends. One day you meet me and our eyes will lock immediately but we won't recognize each other. (link)
what the heck .God didn't say anythings from what you said


I can't move in my sleep. I have scary dreams about the devil & demons.I'm a christian and believe in god. I had a dream that I was marrying the devil once and it scared the crap out of me and I also had a dream that I was in hell and I and another were my house was burning and I could not move and a voice told me I was going to hell and a devil and all these people talking about hell. Then I was with my mom dad and sister in a town and they all died. I was on the ground and people ran around and fire was everywhere. I woke up scared. I've had these dreams a couple of nights in a row and I've even prayed before I slept.

It was as if I was in a coma like state, awake, but not able to move or talk, I tried to speak and wanted to speak but couldn't nor could I move,my body wasn't and didn't respond to my desire to wake up and I couldn't open my eyes.I tried calling out for help but it nothing wanted to come out, (this is not the first time it happened to me) This was real and creepy. It's like I wasn't even asleep. i actually feel like im really awake. I hate going to sleep after it happens.

I try to reach out and grab someone or call their name, but I get nothing. I guess its in my head, cause I can't speak. I think to myself but this the scariest stuff ever. I Don't know how to get away from it and wish I could. This happens all the time. I'm a grown man and it makes me scared to be alone at night or sleep alone. When i finally woke up from the state, My arms were no floating and they were right where my face was as sleeping... can anyone tell me what the heck happened? Is this something supernatural?
Why am I having these dreams? Help?

Pls share ur ways of shaking it, if you have any pls!


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in my country people play Holly Quran
to get off devils and stuff like this ((believe or not ))so try this for one night.If you really want to get rid of bad dreams. Go to sleep
and play holly quran in your room by your phone a recorder Or laptop then go to sleep
and see what will happened.Will you dream again
It may help you :)


Ok so I have been have this for about 3 years.
So when I go to sleep and and in my dream I feel like Im awake but I cant move because it feels like somethings holding me or my body is just paralized, my eyes are half and I can see around my room but I cant move because it feels like something is making me want to go unconcious, I try fighting my paralyzation and I can sometimes move my fingers or twitch my head but I cant relax or ill feel like going unconcious, but I dont want to because it TERRIFIES me! And then I wake by swinging up sweaty and out of breath. Can someone please tell me wats goin on.
Please its been happening to me almost everynight for 3 years.
Someone please help me, im afraid to go to bed

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Well that's nomal.In my country they say.It's a Toxic gases comes off your brain and it's Paralyze your body (prevent you from moving) for a while.That happened to me alot last time was in June. when this happen to me I pray to the god and close my eyes until it gone.
So don't be afraid and go to bed and chill down =)


I'm a man and I like to wear make up just because I want to,because I like the way my face looks with it,so why is it still seen as a tabu that a guy likes to wear make up??????I wanted to buy a foundation in a shop today and felt really embarrassed because one of the st...d sale assistants laughhed at me just because I was buying make up???What's so funny about it?What do you think?I'm so mad (link)
yeah before days I was searching on the internet and I saw a man make up tourtlial so men wear make up hope I helped you


My great grandmother has been having a lot of health problems lately and she's just lifeless?

MY great grandma has broken her hip 2-3 times. She fractured her neck and its well now, she has a sore on her foot that won't go away, the doctor said just leave a sock on it and let it get will but it isn't. She can't walk because her foot. She doesn't talk to anyone and she barely eats. I think she feels lonely or depressed about her health problems? Idk, we try to talk to her and she doesn't talk, sometimes we try to get her to eat and she doesn;t eat. She just lays down, not saying anything & sleeping or slouched staring into space. She doesn't want to get up and she's always cold even though it's literally 105 degrees outside and its not cold inside. She always has cover over hear head. She stays with my aunt for a half a week & my grandma for half a week. She doesn't like for them to change her diaper, feed her or anything.I don't think she's dying cause the only problems she has is breaking her hip,neck. What could be wrong? What can we do? (link)
let this for your mom or dad (grandma boy or daughter)


Ok so Im 13/f and Im just wondering what the average weight is for my age? If Im over or under a bit then I want to work out a bit more or eat some more to gain some weight because I do not want to be under or over weight. So what is the average weight for my age/ (link)
It's depends on your height for e.g if your 165 cm you should be between 60 kg and 65 kg and like this .You should be less than your height alittle bit


I am Junior in High School and I have been contemplating suicide for a few years. This year, it's appeared in my thoughts more often than previous years. I am drowning in my own misery and I wish I could silence this storm in my mind. I feel empty and yet I have a loving family and a wonderful girlfriend. Nothing heart-wrenching has occurred recently and I have no idea why I feel this pain. I know how selfish it is, but I'm very puzzled. Often, I feel like I'm the source of disappointment and pain of all whom I love. This "feeling" has consumed me completely and I've cut many relationships with family and friends. But, no one takes my struggle seriously and some even encourage it. I don't know what to do with myself.
I just want to disappear for a while or sleep. I just feel so dead and empty but everything is going so well. The other day, I carelessly plugged in a rice cooker with wet hands and it sparked, but I was unharmed. I was verbally scolded and as I ignored it the only words that I heard were, "I don't give a damn about that thing! It's you I'm worried about! That's replaceable, but there's only one you!"

That makes me want to kill myself all the more. (link)
suicide won't help ya even when you do it. You will see alot of bad things.God I dont want 2 talk about this anyway.The defntion of suicide in my opinion that you kill you self before god do.So that mean you will make god angry of you.I use to say life is short so you better make the best of it. I think of suicide before and actually almost of teen do or did.Teens go through mental and phyiscal change.Teenage is the level between childhood and adult so every teen feel and felt that way.And so sO,On you will be fine .Promise ya ;)
Good luck =)


So there is this boy. He's my ex boyfriend and i sill kinda like him but does he like me ?? What are the signs and stuff saying if he does?? Help me please? I wanna know if i should move on to a different guy. (link)
if he look at you and spend time with you like he never wanna let you go when talk to you then he loves ya


I m 15year old boy i want a sex relation ship with my sister. One day me and my sister alone in house my dad and mom gone out for shopping me and my sister Were fighting each other i suddenly i thought that i want to touch her breast so i pull her boobs so she fell down on bed.., she also come and pull me she also come and tare my shirt and i got angry and i tared her top so she stand in front of me with bra only she ask u want to tare my dress so i say yes., say want i want to do (link)
u can know that when u grow up and now your 2 young and wt a sis you If were sis I will smack ur face sry but you shouldn't do that only with your gf or wife


I always feel alone. My friends come and go. When I have a real good friend all of a sudden its like , I did something wrong to make them hate me or not trust me or something. Sometimes I just think I'm better off not here. Since my dad died everything's been upside down , but that was 9 years ago .. I had a family but I dont anymore .. My ex bboyfriend used to be my bestfriend but he's changed too. I just feel so alone. What should I do? Stay this way? Believe people when they say they care? But in the end nobody cares. I just dont know anymore, someone help me please?? (link)
oh I am so sry about this. Your not alone the god always there with his humans and soon you will be alright or you can meet people online and then them face 2 face Also you can hav a new bf with ur same interest online
Good luck =) hope I helped ya


Hello, I am 22 and will be attending my last year of school an hopefully get my social work diploma. So far there have been some budget cuts to the social services sector in Ontario (Canada) and I am concerned about the quality of work I will be able to get when I graduate. I anticipate I will be about 4000 in debt when I finish school, as I have saved all my life and have been able to pay for most of everything myself (school, braces, books, clothes etc). My family was never really financially "comfortable" and so I have never been the spoiled child. I have been dating someone for 6 yrs and he too comes from a similar background and not financially comfortable. I love to go out and do things with him (travel, camp, shows etc) but it is really hard to afford and so lately we have been trying to compromise about where we can cut our expenses. The thing is I am not cutting on my savings and he will not cut his car expenses which I respect because we are still individuals an have the right to spend on whatever we desire. My problem is I would love so ideas on what I can do for free!!! And what I can do to feel better about myself financially. I help my mom out at home and btw do not like living at home (my mom smokes in the house and I have asked her to stop or smoke outside and it is a constant fail so I gave up) . Do right now I make 900 monthly (255-bills such as home phone, cell, cable & Internet, 125-savings, 200- debt, 80-120 on transportation which leaves about 200 for food, school medical and everything else monthly including entertainment.) I just would really love to be spoiled right now and have someone pay for everything for me! I am So frustrated with being poor!!! Please help, there really isn't much I can cut down on. The bills are mostly to help my mom out! Should I tell her I can afford to help her out anymore? What are some things I can do for free to give me time to relax and enjoy myself and my bf!!! Please help, any ideas are better than no ideas. THANKS (link)
stop spending your money 4 fun and pay the money 4 how owe you .It will take 1 year and months then your free or you should work extra work.Good luck =)




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