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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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I own a '95 Civic DX. I've been doing some work on it, and, long story short, I need to disable the airbags without damaging them (Or trigger them safely, without actually crashing my car).

I'm a bit of a clutz when it comes to cars, so can anyone help me out? (link)
keep the air bags, if your doing work that requires THAT, the work should be done professionally.


Is it normal to be depressed about not knowing your purpose in life? Depressed like it randomly puts you in a not so great mood and you walk around feeling sad.. not suicidal or anything. Also, any suggestions how to come out of this mood of constant unhappiness? (link)
i think you just need a hobby :]


I have a 78 camaro and im looking for a radio/cd player to put in it but most of them ive seen for a reasonable price wont work, any links to were i could find one would be greatly appreciated (link)
it'd be best to actually go INTO like bestbuy, circuit city, or somewhere like that, ask them. they should point you in the right direction, and maybe even point out any sales anywhere that you may catch a deal on. word of mouth is SO MUCH better than the internet when it comes to cars.

on the internet, you're going to find restoration and wierd stuff.

so repeating what i said, look around locally, ask some car freaks and gear heads what they know.


I'm going to stay with my grandma for two weeks this summer by myself. I've stayed with her but always with my parents and never for this long. She is very religious- Mormon to be exact.
I'm not that worried about it, I just want to be prepared.

She thinks my family practices the Mormon religion but we don't. I want to show her that just because I'm not religious that I'm still a great person.

But just out of curiosity- what kind of traditions and guidelines do Mormons usually follow? I know something about not showing much skin, I bought a one piece bathing suit for that.
Can you please give me a brief summary of Mormon beliefs, traditions, and other things?
Thanks so much!

Ps-Google and such doesn't work on my computer, so I couldn't use a search engine
(link)
www.mormon.org


I have a couple of questions regarding cartilage piercings.

#1- what is the best way to take care of the piercing for faster healing and no infections?

#2- I used a gun that I purchased sterilized at a store. When can I change the stud to something smaller?

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#1 - rubbing alcohol for the first week. take some drip it on your fingers and rub in between, twist the earing so the alcohol get inside twice a day. for the next 3 months after that do the same thing with antibacterial soap.

idk the answer to the second, i got mine hand done.


is my myspace gonna be deleted if i hide the advertisements? i found the code but people said that i might get deleted.. is there any proof in this? (link)
it says right in the terms of use. myspace is sponsored, and PAID FOR, by advertisements, if you cover them up...how are they supposed to make money?

so YES, it WILL, get deleted, maybe not right away, but why risk it?


I'm 5'7" 130 lbs, but my face is really fat & I look extremely ugly when I smile. Otherwise I look okay. How do I get rid of face fat?? (link)
we all want that brilliantly chissled face. but how old are you? most people lose their "face fat" in their early -> mid twenties. however you can trim a little bit off your face through light to moderate exercize, it won't take ALL the fat off your face, but it should come through with some noticible results.

is it genetic? look at your parents, are their faces chisseled, and flowful, or are they rounder and chunkier?

there's really not that much you can do. :/


F/13
Im 13 and im a 7th grader. At the end of the year there is a sunsplash trip and i wight like 165 and i want to wear a bathing suit but i cant right now and iv'e tried eating well i went to fitness camp but still kno resuts.
please help. if u kno wut i shoud do please tell me (link)
it takes time. it really does, healthy weight lost ranges from 1-2 lbs a week. Anymore, and you're at risk for gaining it back.


sorry if i put this under the wrong category!
but i have a weight watchers scale and i am not sure how old it is im pretty sure it's a couple years old. All i can say is that it's white and square lol. My question is that everytime i step on it it says a different weight. I'm talkin within seconds i step off and back on it is different.. like it will sometimes be a five pound difference. I am stepping on it the same everytime.. anyone know whats wrong? (link)
maybe it's broken ?

lol, but i heard you're only supposed to weigh yourself every other morning at the maximum.


Its between a 1998 Mits. Spyder Eclipse
& a Cougar.

Im not sure what I want in the Cougar though.
Im getting a car for my sweet 16.
I want to know what car is better.
& if anyone can give me any information on a cougar.

It would help if someone could give me a price also. (link)
Cougar's are cars for 16 year old girls, i'm not going to lie. they're cheap, sporty, and got a little giddy-up whenever you're pissed at a bf.

eclipse's and cougars run for about 4,000 - 6,000 depending on the condition.

eclipse's are fun though, and sporty as hell.

it's really personal preference.

i have a friend who has an eclipse, and he loves it to death. do some research. i hope you're happy with what you get.


What can I do? im 14, and so far I've been 5'4" ever since I was like 12. I had a big growth spurt from 4'8" to 5'4" but i dont want that to be the end. cause my dad's around 5'8 and my mom's about 6'0. my older sister is already 5'9 and my baby bro is already tall for his age.. i really want to get taller, what can i do? would losing weight help? i'm about 150 pounds now and i did this thing on a site and when i lowered my weight it said i'd be a few inches taller because now apparently my adult height will be 5'5. im already nearly 5'5 too.. so that would really suck. i really hate feeling short as other kids now going through puberty get taller, and i dont wanna wear highheels all my life either. i checked this site
"http://www.your-growth.com/" you think that would help? idk how i'd convice my parents to let me get a drug to get taller anyways so what are other things i could do? Thanks a lot for trying to help me get my dream come true to be 5'8" (link)
don't we all. unfortunately, all you can do is stand up straighter.


i heard that 9/11 was an inside job. can i have some answers and opinions cuz i really don't know what to believe plus there's so much evidence its kinda hard to ignore. i don't know what to believe anymore. heelllpp =[



p.s. didn't really know what category to put it under sry. (link)
i'm sorry but if our government can't end a war, how do you expect them to actually be able to pull something like that off. not to mention kill firefighters, policemen, paramedics and other government officials.


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

read this, it's a comical view of what happened. theres also links at the bottom.


In christianity, what is the purpose of baptism and the holy communion? (link)
baptism is saving you from eternal sin by bringing you into the church.

holy communion is turning a blessed cracker into the body of jesus, and the wine into the blood of jesus.

there are other "sacraments" if you want to know them drop me an inbox.


is it true that in mexico....cancun to be exact....if you're only 17 you really cant get into the clubs...like senor frogs and whatever? (link)
hell no. it's not true, i've seen 15 y/o's in there drinking and partying.


What hurts more. Getting your cartilage or ear lobe peirced? (link)
cartilage. it's harder, longer healing times. and you can hardley sleep on it for a month.


ok so first off i'm an 18 year old guy. i've been in a relationship with my dream girl for now 7 1/2 months. she's 17. she's the first girlfriend that i've ever had. before me she dated a guy for 7 months, they broke up about a year and a 1/2 ago, but that was pretty much it for her. we're both deeply in love with each other. before her i was depressed and miserable but she changed all that and since we've been together i'm happier than i ever could've imagined. i know that she's really happy with me too. so basically we can't get enough of each other. something that has really been getting to me lately is the issue of sex. in 7 1/2 months we haven't done anything sexual at all, no blowjobs, no handjobs or anything like that. i kind of thought that was a good thing for the first couple months because we were able to make something great together without sex or anything but lately it's been getting to me. i'm really sexually attracted to her and it's just driving me crazy. i know that she's strongly attracted to me too, she's said so and i'm exactly her type. we've both sent each other alot of nude pictures and there was no big deal about it. i feel completely comfortable sending them to her and she feels the same. we do touch each other alot, not sexually however. for example, sometimes we'll just lay on her bed for 4 hours snuggling up with each other really tight just talking about how much we love each other and stuff. we have this thing where we tickle each other alot. we tickle bare skin like the stomach, back, and she likes tickling my "man boobs". she also likes giving me wedgies. she's jokingly admitted that the whole wedgy thing is just an excuse to touch my ass. lately all that touching stuff has intensified. i get the feeling that i really need to do something. i know that alot of the time sex is bad for young couples but its been 7 1/2 months and we've made such a solid foundation already without it. i don't really want to go into like real sex until maybe prom night, which is in 2 months. i want our first time to be special and romantic. i do want to do some of the other stuff though. i want to go down on her so badly because i feel like she deserves it and i want to make her feel good. i don't even want a blowjob or anything else all that badly because i just want to make her feel good. she has told me that her ex went down on her while they were dating but she never had sex with him, she's still a virgin like me. it's embarassing to say but i know how to do all of the stuff because i looked it up online. there are alot of times when we have the opportunity to do stuff, both our parents work alot. i really don't know how to even get into that situation. people have said to just kind of "explore" while we're making out and go from there. i'm kind of an awkward kid and i'm somewhat unconfident and very scared of failure even though i've gotten all the info i need from websites and friends, both male and female. so if anyone could help me out i would much appreciate it. i know i probably sound weird but i'm just really confused about the whole thing. (link)
sex is a matter of choice. if you don't feel comfortable don't do it. if you want to do sexual stuff with her, put her in "the position" to. while kissing or something gradually, feel up on her.

if she doesn't like it she'll take your hand and put it off to the side. but GRADUALLY work your way to get where you want to be. tease her to please her. then i think you have an idea of what she wants after that :)

you can only build confidence by demonstrating it infront of other people. once you "go down on her" once it will become the norm for her.


i have had the same phone for like 8 years but now i need a new one i can't decide between a razr a samsung sync and pantech dou or a pantech c3b please help me (link)
out of the 4? a razr, deffiniteley. they never go out of style, typically bluetooth capable depending on your service provider. they got txting, 3 way, camera, vid, and everything else that comes with a typicall cell. and they won't burn a hole in your pocket either.


Ok so, I'm not really that fat, like, guys say I have a nice butt, but like, I have some squish on my tummy, and it's kinda alot. What are some kinda fast ways I can get rid of it, without like, losing anything on my butt or thighs? I've tried sit ups and crunches, but for some reason they aren't working. Maybe I'm not doing enough, but I dunno. Thanks! (link)
alright, the reason crunches and sit ups don't seem to be working, is because muscle builds under fat.

what you need to do is start a cardio routine of 30 min a day if you're serious AND work on your abs. and i'm not talking 20 or 30 crunches at one time.

i mean mind blowing "OMFG!" hard core ab strengthening. this can be achieved through muscle confusion. muscle confusion is a technique that forces muscles to work in different ways, making certain workouts seem ultimately impossible.

also work on your abs every OTHER day. other wize doing to hard of a work out one day, and an even harder workout the next day will force your body to cannibalize the muscle you worked oh so hard building the day before.

how to get a flat stomache.
http://sportsmedicine.about.com/od/bestabexercises/a/betterabs.htm

also, increase your water, vegetable, fruit, and protein intake.


I would just like to know...if a guy & girl is flirting back & forth just at work...nothing serious, but, they are interested in each other...does the guy think about that girl as much as she does about him? Or do guys just think flirting as being friendly & don't give it a second thought? (link)
i would think of it as potential. if the girl was willing to take it a little farther i'd wait for her to say something.


Whats the best PS3 Bluetooth Headset?
Thanks (link)
my friend has one and i've never heard him complain about it. and they all do the same thing, so here's his. and it's relatively cheap.

http://www.trustyelectronics.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=14683




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