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Age: 15
Member Since: July 16, 2005
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Last Update: September 16, 2005
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Does anybody knows who sings the song Cadillac on 22's thank you if you do (link)
DAViD BANNER =]


Ok..well the other day my best friend came over. We were in my room listening to music. I dontreally remember what happened much but we basically ended up kissing and doing other sexual things. Were both girls. I really like guys..but what I did felt good. I've never liked girls..but after what I did with my best friend, I just dont know. Were both 14. HELP!! am i lesbian? I like guys..but hooking up with girls doesnt sound bad either.. (link)
y0ur bisexual...y0u lyk b0th quysz nd giirlsz...umm ya thatsz all there iisz t00 it...


h0pe thiisz help`sz =]


well im 14 yr old female but ill be 15 in october and i painfully lost my virginty 3 days ago with a boi that i thought was 17 or 18 but turned out to be 20 or 21!! i have two problems now....

1) er'body in town keep askin me about it and sayin im bad and he really dont look like the type that would go around tellin er'body but im wonderin should i start denyin it or...what?

2)after i lost ma virginity i bleed(alot kinda) it was all on the toliet paper and dripped in the toliet but ma friend who don it twice didn't bleed like that but ma first time bleed worst them hers and it even bleeded today...and this happen 2 or 3 days ago....is sumthing wrong wit me?!? :( (and i kno its not ma period 4 sho)!! :( (link)
YEW NEED TO0 GO0 && ASK A D0CTOR 0R Y0UR M0THER ASAP....JUST T0O MAKE SURE N0THiNG iiSZ WR0NG WiTH Y0U!

H0PE THiSZ HELPSZ =]


okay well me and my friend *alexandra have been getting close lately because ive like been giving her massages and shes been like tickling my arm and all of the sudden the other day we were sitting there and we just kissed, and now everytime i seee her we go up in my room and like make out.. the only thing is IM a girl, and im scared.. but i reallly like her and i was wondering if any of you guys know anything i could say like hey you want to play this game and have it be something that we can both enjoy some what sexually? sorry if your grossed out but im scared and i really want to satisfy her. thanks.. (link)
LESBiAN SEX...


I know this is gross and stuff...but its true....i was raped by my teacher and he swore that if i tell anyones hes going to kill me and I see him all the time...like he is following me or something to make sure I am not telling...and so I dont know how to tell anyone beczuse he said he would kill me...anyone have any ideas...because i am scared to tell someone
plz help!
thanks (link)
tell s0me0ne y0u are cl0se wiith...y0ur m0m, dad, auntiie, c0usin, friendsz, the p0lice...he can`t kill y0u iif he iisz in l0cked up in jail!!! thiisz is s0methinq y0u need t00 d0 so y0u can feel safe & y0u kn0w he can't do it to y0u aqain iif he iis in jail...thiisz is somethinq very serious! tell s0meone as s00n as y0u can!!! d0n`t let hiim d0 thiisz t0 y0urself 0r maybe even s0me0ne else!!

h0pe thiisz help`sz =]


13/m when i was like 5 me and my freind looked at each others dick and then when i was 7 this happened again i dont like boys at all i only like girls and there the only gender i want to have sex with does this mean iam gay or bi or none we were young i dont think it meant anything but lately ive been starting to think about it. (link)
n00 iit d0esn`t mean y0u're bi & it diidn`t mean anythiinq...all lil b0ysz d0 that..the 0nliie way y0u'll be bi is if y0u have sucked a dick 0r kissed a quy....

h0pe thiisz help`sz


my boyfriend doesn't treat me right anymore he "disses" me in front of his friends..what should i do? (link)
ii already answered thiisz questi0n ...


my boyfriend doesn't treat me right anymore he "disses" me in front of his friends..what should i do? (link)
Either talk t0 him ab0ut it...let him kn0w y0u d0n`t lyk beinq dissed in fr0nt 0f hiisz boysz &nd that yew d0n`t deserve t0 be dissed in fr0nt of hiisz boy`sz 0r just dump hiisz ass.....


h0pe thiisz help`sz =]



Okay. Here's a little background info. Okay. Me and this kid named, lets just say "Mark" went out for about 5 months. We talked on the phone everyday, and hung out almost everyday. I was soo in love with him. But then we broke up a couple weeks ago. But I really regret it. We talk sometimes now, but I really want to go back out with him again. I miss him soo much. We went to some party last night, and he told my two best friends that he still liked me. I really want to tell him how I feel, but I don't know. I'm just really shy about telling people how I feel.

Here's my question.

1. Should I tell him how I feel? If yes, what should I say?

I rate high!! But please, I just need advice. Thanksss bunches.

Heart-broken and in love (link)
I think that youw should tell "Mark" how you feel. Tell him that you miss how it used to be & ask him if he misses it too...if he says yes then tell him why can't we go back to our old days.

hope this helps =]




i have AOL and it keeps sending me a message that my cache is full ... it clean it out but the message keep popping up when ever i sign on and the fix it for me button doesnt work ... i want the message to go away and i would like to know how to clean out the cache if im doing it wrong. (link)
if you're not sure how to fix it...try & call AOL they should know how to fix it


hope this helps =]



What is a good effient exercise to tighten you butt? (link)
Good excersises are...

1. Squats
2. Lunge
3. Hip Extension
4. Outer Thigh Leg Lift
5. Deadlift
6. Hiking
7. Biking
8. Running
9. Kickboxing
10. Walking

They are in order from the best to the worst (1 being the best)

To find out more about these excersises look on google...


Hope this helps!!! =]


im goin school shopping in like a week..what is like the hott new trend for this year? (link)
to find out what is in this "season" go to....

www.forever21.com
www.wetseal.cOm
www.abercrombie.com
www.bebe.com
www.rainbowshops.com «--if you're not a big spender
http://www.charlotte-russe.com/spring2005/
http://www.expressfashion.com

those are just a few of the top brand websites... hope this helps



Ok...I have had this feeling that I am missing something. And I know what it is. God. I want him in my life. I Just dont know how to do it. I have to admit that the thought of someone loving you unconditionally is a little scary. I know that this is what I want and need in my life, but I'm so scared to ask to be saved. Can anyone help me?
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Pray, Go To Church, Have a rosary under your pillow & maybe even a bible in your room. A rosary in your rearview mirror is a good thing too. Hope this helps




for clothes shopping online, do you have to give out credit card stuff? can you pay in cash or something instead? and what happens if the clothes dont fit you, can you take it back? or whatever?

ive never done it, and i kind of want to.

so let me know if you can.

♥ nicole (link)
either pay pal or credit card...i've never seen any site that lets you pay with cash or money orders except for ebay...try there they have some great stuff!! hope this helps




hey im looking for school clothes to get on the internet for when school starts again. I already looked at a lot of websites and i know a lot of what i want to get. but i still want to know more places so i can look more on the internet..

like these places (i've looked at all these):
hollister
abercrombie
forever 21
bebe
guess
ae
aeropostale
anchor blue
pac sun

does anybody know other stores like that? preppy clothes, pretty much. but not too expensive, because i dont have a lot of money at all. and for most of those stores listed above id just look at the sale items.

please help!

♥ nicole (link)
You can try ebay... i use it, they have everything you need for when school starts [clothes,shoes,purses,socks,underwear EVERYTHING] and not to mention the prices are really good! just type in what size you wear and what name brand you want you should find what you are looking for hope this helps =]



can my girlfriend and I rent a hotel room overnight and we're only 16? like do they check your age and parent permission and stuff or can you just rent a room and they dont care? thanks (link)
You Should Call the hotels that you might wannna go to and ask them...some hotels might let you check out a room at that age...hope this helps




Ever since I was a baby, my face has always been chubby, even though the rest of me isn't. Not that Nicole Richie had a fat face before, but I've noticed her face has become a lot slimmer after she lost all of that weight. So i was wondering, how much weight would i need to lose for my face to be noticebly slimmer as well? (I'm 16, 5'6", and 125 lbs)
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The change of even a few pounds can have a major effect on your cheeks, long before it's obvious in your waistline. Here`s a seven-step plan that concentrates on eliminating water weight gain (which can account for up to five pounds) and helps you begin a simple overall weight-loss strategy. You'll get a lean look, a healthy glow and encouragement to continue toward your objective. Make sure to give yourself one last look in the mirror before you start you won't be seeing that same reflection much longer! So basically try to lose a bout 5-8 pounds... hope this helps


The 7 Step Plan:

1. Drink at least nine 8-ounce glasses of water a day.
2. Eat at least three servings of fruits and three servings of vegetables every day.
3. Just say no to alcohol.
4. Increase your intake of calcium
5. Every day, cut 250 calories and burn 250 calories.
6. Hold The Salt.
7. Do Strength Training


=) GOrjESs MAmi


Okay yeah I am a girl or else I wouldnt be askin this question, Im plannin on giving my boyfriend head.. cept im unexperienced & he has had a couple bad experiences in the past which he didnt cum. therefore my question, is directed towards males but girls can give tips.. I`m looking for tips on doing this & I bet Im gona get a LOT of "youre so lame" responses, but maybe one of you will help? (link)
okay well i dont think you or your question is lame.....i`ve never given head but i know what to do.....you suck his dick/balls...massage his dick/balls...some guys like extra spit because it feels better for them.. rub his dick up &nd down until he cums he should getta really good feeling out of it..hope this helps

=] gOrjeSs MaMi




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