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when i was in 6 grade i went to a skool called AG...and then in 7 grade i switched skools....its hard for me but ive made a few friends...but friends arent the problem....in 6 grade i played violin for the AG orchestra...and at my new skool im on the orchestra also...but at AG i had a lot of friends in the orchestra and there was a bout 30 people in the class... but at my new skool...the orchestra only has 12 people and guess what...theyre geeks....its making me not like playing the violin because the class is full of geeks and its making me feel like a geek...but i wanna keep playing violin...what do i do

signed,
~confused girl~

ps....please help me...i dont know what to do...im begging you...i need your help (link)
Dont classify people. If you like playing violin, then play violin. Everyone will like you more if you respect everyone. Popular or not popular. It may seem un-cool to be with the geeks, but deep down they are no different then the "cool kids" I hope I helped, cause I believe its true.


umm.. well first of all. i cut.. second of all.. ppl keep telling me that its really bad and unhealthy but i seriously dont understand why?


*me* (link)
Well...stupid. It could possibly kill you...thats bad! c'mon...use some common sense.


If my guy isnt making the first move, do I do it?? (link)
If he isnt gonna do it, you might as well. He will proably like it too. I know I would! Glad I could help!


NEED HELP AND fast!!!!



how long after having sex should you take the morning after pill? is there anything i can take so i dont get pregnant because i had sex last night and he accidentally "went" in me and the condom broke.. please try and help as soon as possible! (link)
Hints the name the morning after pill. Possibly take it the morning after you get it on..Glad I could help


ok i want to be a movie director i always have. ive always loved making movies and being behind teh camera. but now i want to make a movie to send in to some director/movie company. but i have two problems. What should it be about? and who do i send it in too?
thanks (link)
Your situation reminds me of a show...Is your name Dawson by any chance? ya know..from dawsons creek. I'm just messin. Re-makes seem to be the in-thing right now, but I think most of the remakes suck ass. Have a nice day...good luck


I have a problem, i have a huge crush on this one boy that I've known for a long time. He always flirts with me and tells me his secrets, but im afraid that I'm going to be the best friend. What are some things i could do to be more than a friend. I'm also araid that he is just a big flirt. Does anyone know how you can tell if he may be one?

Sorry if you think im pathetic.

If your not a smartass to me i might be nice. Or if your a smartass and you made me laugh i might be nice and rate you.

That's it.

Thank You. (link)
Tell him your hot for him, and get him in a room alone with you, and put the moves on him! Oh yeah!!!!


Note to self: I miss you terribly.
This is what...We call a tragedy.
Come back to me, Come back to me, To me.
Note to self: I miss you terribly.
This is what...We call a tragedy.
Come back to me, Back to me, To me. (link)
Yeah...It's called "note to self" by From First to Last. The album is called "dear diary my teen angst has a body count" released june 29 2004 on epitaph records. I'm good.


I don't know if I am straight or bisexual (i'm a 15/f) ... is there any sites I can go to that might help me or like a quiz I can take online or something. Please help thanks in advance. (link)
It sure isnt this site. Ever heard of Yahoo? if you type in "having sex with guys and girls," I'm sure tons of stuff will pop up! yippe.


This guy asked me out like two years ago and I said no but now he and I are sort of friends. And I think he might still like me. So if I hinted around and flirted and stuff do you think he would ask me out again? Or do you think I already missed my only chance? (link)
Its not to late. It depends on the person. I once missed out on a relationship with someone, and I regret it. Just hope for the best, and he should ask you out. Good luck. Yes!


can anyone tell me a good site to put digital pictures on besides picture trail because thats not working for me!! thank you (link)
a picture on www.hotornot.com works.


is there neway to make my lowered chevy s-10 any safer to drive in the snow cuz my mom said that i am not gona b allowed to drive in the snow cuz it isn't safe but i really don't wanna ride the big ole cheese wagon lol. I heard you can put like sand bags in the back to give it more weight does that work. thanks for any help (link)
Put chains on the tires, put something heavy in the back, and tell your mom that your a real man, and know how to handle a truck in the snow. If you drive slower, and dont fuck around, you'll be fine.


HEy uh i love this girl but im afraid to tell her.I told her once that i liked her but she seemed to dislike me even more and all her freinds hate me.What should i do? (link)
Get over her, and find someone that actually likes you...


i am 5 feet tall exactly. i weigh 135 pounds. is this overweight? (link)
your a huge ass bitch...ha ha...I'm just kidding...I'm sure you look fine.


does anyone know some cool places to shop for jeans? i've been looking for some but everywhere i go they're either too expensive or not my taste. (link)
Good will all the way...or get a job at Taco Bell, and they give you pants, and let me tell you...they are da bomb. YES!!! Glad I could help.


Hey! I'm tired of my old hair style! I usually just wear it down.. or in a ponytail or half up. It gets boring.. does anybody have any cute ideas that i would be able to do myself before school? I have a little longer than shoulder length hair. Thanks a lot! :) (link)
I've said it once, and I'll say it again...Nothing says individuality like a bald chick. Yes...I am saying shave your head, then shine it. It will drive the guys wild, and some of the girls too. muhahahaha. Glad I could help. Have a lovely day.


Hi everyone! I wanna be an actress so bad! I'm 13/f. I live in Grafton, WI. I love making my own movies and acting in them and I'd like to be a famous actress. How could I get a start? (link)
An actress is a dead end job...They only take in like 1 of 1 million people to actually act. You should dream about becoming a janitor, and or a Taco Bell crew member. Those jobs always take people...but if you really want to be an actress...go for it. Glad I could help...but its time to go back to fantasy land...YAY!


I've seen girls wearing different colored bracelets, and I know that each color means something different. I was just wondering what each color means. (link)
get a life...who cares about braclets...LOSER!!!!! Glad I could help


omg...i cant even sit still to write this!! I am so cruching on this guy at my school. I swear, everytime I see him, i just wanna run up to him and give him a big smack on da lipps. I love hanging around him, and i love just having evryday conversatons with him!! i lOvE evrythang bout him; the way he walks, the way he stands when he opens his locker,hmm..Im goin crazy just thinkin about him!! bUt i guess my butterflies are whats stopping me from telling him i think hes soo pErFeCtT!!! pLeAzE hElP mE wItH tHiS oNe lAdIeS!! well, i guess if youre a guy and you know how you would like be told youre soo pErFeCtT, you could answer me too! aNd pLeAzE hUrRy..i dOnT kNoW hOw mUcH lOnGeR i cAn tAkE tHeEsE bUtTeRfLiEs!! :-*lUv YaLL!! (link)
Just tell him idiot...Wow that was rocket science. Be like...ooooo your so perfect...then sleep with him...or just kiss him...Duh...Not hard. Glad I could help.


ok, i have this friend and whenever were talking online, he always says muahahahhaha to everything i say.i know, youre prolly thinking "whatta loser", right? But it really gets on my nerves. how do i tell him to stop without sounding like a bitch? thanks a million. (link)
Chances are that you may be a bitch...just messin. This guy sounds like a sexy beast. You know what gets on my nerves...My gay fucking job. Glad I could help.


I have hair just below my shoulders and its pretty straight. I also have bangs....Does anyone know any cute styles? (link)
yeah...Shave it all off. Nothing says hot chick like a bald chick...or a mohawk




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