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I'm extremely cynical, sarcastic, and apathetic. I doubt I'll take you serious.
I'm a deadbeat and probably have no future. I drive a stick shift, probably better than you.

advice

i love getting high.Because i have alot of stress and depression but i dont tell people about it.So i get high to help me out.If i dont have pot i'll freak out an i'll act like im bipolor.What should i do?Should i just get help?Or should i get high anyways because pot doesnt really hurt me but just controll myself?????

thats why pot should be legalized
I know this helps elevate my moods,and my friend uses it as an emotional stabalizer.
Remember, Crack kills, cannabis doesn't

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whats some good hxc or emo music? anything from like on the last day to um... hit the lights is good. thanks! ^_^

daphne loves derby
the number 12 looks like you***
the knack
shiny toy guns
FFTL [gay]
You, me, and Iowa
backseat goodbye
City Sleeps
Drop dead, goregous
Kids like Us
The Silence
me talk pretty
nora
16th Avenue
A Day to remember
Last Time Only
blue burns orange
heavy heavy low low ***
fear before the march of flames ***
A Girl A Gun A Ghost
A Heart Well Ending
Dead to Fall
Kids Like Us
OF Fate and Chance
silence of the fall

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how do u become a good fighter without lessons?

watch every single Chuck Norris film known to man.

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is masturbating daily a health hazard? i'm 13/male

no.
just make sure you're aware there IS females out there, and instead of being cooped up inside chokin' the chicken, to attempt to get a girl. or guy. whatever floats your boat.

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I have a serious hate for people where I live. They use labels constantly & it's annoying. I don't get what joy they get out of degrading someone else for their music tastes & clothing choices.

What's the deal with labels? And why do people use them? I don't get it. But labels should die & so should the people who use them. Nobody's a soup can.

everyone lables.
you CANNOT say that you don't.
you call someone a girl, lable.
call them dirty, lable.
gay, lable. straight, lable.
the word lable is VERY vague, stop trying to make it sound so specific.
society will never stop labling people. When someone walks into the room we judge them and we already by a 4 second scan can decide if we want to get to know them, or if we dont want to get to know them.

//EDIT
that's fine, you're a liar. ohshit. lable.

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This is the deal; I'm a prep.
Flat out, okay... but, in my school prep's are targeted. BIG TIME. Teachers make us write papers on how bad cliques are, and in class room meetings we disucuss the groups and every time people bring up prep and look at me. I have a certain group of friends and I sit with them, but i get along with almost anyone. Just beacuse someone has on all black and chains comming off their pants doesn't mean i hate them... I DONT ! BUT EVERYONE THINKS THAT?
Is anyone out there non-prep can you explain to me why people would assume that? they dont even know me.. and its not that im mean or stuck up in any way.

well any movie pertaining highschool life has made society either hate or adore you.
and the fact you openly lable yourself can't help either, because you're falling victim to the fact that you automatically think everyone hates you.
A lot of people have the stereotype on preps that they think everyone likes them, they get what the want, they only shop the best, etc.etc.
You have to prove it to people that you're not just another clone.And by doing that you'll gain the liking of your peers.
dont be afraid to travel outisde of your box.the "goth" kids aren't going to talk to you, and theres automatically a barrier there. I suggest you don't even try to attempt to befriend that clique.

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I'm really bored.I like to try new things and start fun projects like combining archietecture,photoghraphy and sculpture into a single art work.I just want to have fun.Please could you think of something fun for me to do.Any suggestions are appreciated.

how about this.
try and stuff as many marshmallows into your mouth while saying something stupid like "i am real super bored" and see how many you can fit in there.
just don't blame me when you choke.

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So while i'm making out with my boyfriend.. just laying on him or stradling him.. what are some signs that let me know he is horny? other than him getting an erection. because i can't always tell when he's getting one or not. all answers appreciated!

his kisses will become more deep and passionate, he'll most likely rub against you harder and more often, run out of breath faster.
&wondering hands are a big sign.

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um yeah this may sound stupid but here it goes... um me and my gf (im 14/m) were woundering is it safe to eat lube that is flavoured like not to just like eat it bottle after bottle but like rub it on her vagina or my penis and lick/ suck it off? any ansers will help thanx!!!!

yeah it's completley safe.
if not, than there should be a big warning lable. Why make it taste good if you can't give it a lick?

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It's almost 60 degrees in the middle of January.This is probably the warmest winter that I can remember.I can only imagine what the rest of the year's going to be like.

Is global warming the cause,or are there other factors?

a lot of people are blaming it on the el nino
but it's rly global warming.
go rent "An Inconvenient Truth" if you want to know more.

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"What nourishes me destroys me"
or
"What nourishes me also destorys me"
I'v seen 3 people with those tattoo. What does it mean?

it could have a lot of meanings
annorexia,drug use,alcohol,any kind of substance abuse

tattoos are all very unique, especially to the person who carries it.

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seriously. why the hell does everyone have a problem with emo kids? like..i dress emo but that doesn't necessarily mean that i go around cutting myself. and even if i did, why do people notice emo people more than everyone else? and why do people say stuff about them? its stupid. half the kids are obviously depressed and i don't think people should make fun of them. then the other half just dresses this way because they really like music.
grr. it just really pisses me off.


i know that wasn't really a question, but still.

well here's my advice
people wont change. society a cinderblock.
get used to it.
kbai.

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I'm really skinney (size 1) but I have really fat, blubbery,nasty looking legs and thighs. Any workouts that would help slim it down? it's making me self concious in my bikini

do leg lifts.
yoga?

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How do you put pictures or icons as a picture caption on myspace?

upload your picture/icon into photobucket,tinypic,whateveryouuse
& use this code

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Do you prefer a girl who wears makeup v.s. no makeup. This question is headed toward the guys, but any comments are useful.

for example.

a] Natural:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/lylx33/PinkStreaks198.jpg

b] Makeup:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/lylx33/PinkStreaks164.jpg

2 Questions.

1] In my case, which would you honestly prefer/looks better.

2] In general, makeup v.s. natural look.

you look better you look a lot better with makeup. but you also look natural with the makeup on, I mean you're not caking it on which would make you look trashy.
In general I think makeup looks better, it's like art for your face.

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I love music, but I'm sort of getting sick of the same old bands. I like pretty much anything, but I like emo, screamo, acoustic, and like softrock or powerpop you knowww. But I'll listen to anything. Does anyone know of some really good bands/songs ? THANKS!!!!

heavy heavy low low
time is the enemy
fear before the march of flames
bright eyes
blood brothers
Chiodos
saosin
eighteen visions
wicked me
haste the day
he is legend
Hollywood Undead
breakup breakdown
brendale
cities and states
The Distillers
mest
NOFX
desert city soundtrack
esme
fading out silence
the startingline
scary kids scaring kids
From Autumn to Ashes
Further seems forever
give my regards
I can make a mess like nobodys business
Jupiter Sunrise
Lars Frederiksen and the bastards

& here's a hint
go to purevolume.com, click brose, includ genres and then go look.

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Hey!
Well i am really tired of my library for itunes and i want to spice it up
I want songs that make you want to dance or pump you up
any ideas?

Daft Punk--Technologic
Peaches--fuck the pain away
DJ Caffine--sex on cocain
Le Tigre--Deceptacon
Gravy Train--Double Decker Supreme
Dirty Sanchez--fucking on the dancefloor
MC Chris--Fettes Vette
Hollywood Undead--NO 5
Gym Class Heroes--my queen
Le Tigre--Titties bounce
any rap music ie:bubba sparxxx, ludacrus

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I neeed some ideas of stuff to get my boyfriend for his birthday, Its January 12th and I have no ideas because i waisted them all on christmas. I'm getting VERY stressed over this and I am running out of time; so please..any ideas.. I'm open to anything

Hes 16 by the way.

you could get him:
colgone
a silver chain/bracelet
a wallet
a belt
cds
money
make him something
take him to dinner
take him to a movie

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Ok this might sound like a very ODD question but when me and my boyfriend are like making out or something, not even getting hot and heavy, i tend to get REALLY wet really fast, then by the time we do start getting hot and heavy and he wants to do something, its kinda embarassing because im so wet down there already. I soak through jeans sometimes. And It's highly embarassing. Anything i can do?!

don't be worried, it just means you're ready physically to get physical with him.
& a lot of guys are turned on by how wet you are, their logic is that THEY are the ones doing it to you. it's completley natural.

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E'very time I sign into myspace, i put the correct email&password and i click "Log in" but it takes me back to the log in page. THen i put my emial&password in again and it takes me to the same log in page again. What am i doing wrong? i know its myspace and not a virus because at the top it says login.myspace.com etcetc

this happens to me sometimes.
just try to restart your computer again

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