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Q: heya im going to be a freshmen this year so its my first time in a public school. i was wondering if most people use backpacks or binders or w.e cause i heard that most people dont and i dont want to look outta place.. any comments would be helpfull and i rate well
~thnx~

umm ppl use both binders for class n bookbags for goin home but i would use a book bag cuz in case it rains ur books wont get wet who cares if u look dorky u should be worrying bout others think u would rather have book bag then haev all my shyt wet or carrying it all so but up to u

hope i helped

Q: i sorta REALLY flirted with this guy n made out n blah blah with him.. but one of my best friends all of the sudden likes him.. what should i do :\

WELL U KINDA GOT TO LET HIM KNOW BUT IF UZ ANIT GOIN OUT N UZ R JUS KICKS IT SHOULDNT MATTER CUZ UZ R ALL SINGLE N ITS SHOULDNT MATTER CUZ U GOT TO HIM FIRST I MEAN SHES PROBALY JEALOUSE

Q: how can i get the guts up to ask my mom for tampons?

why y dont u go buy them at walgreens or be like mom can i talk to u
be like im getting older n turing into an older woman n be like i need something to stop el rio grande or the bloody river n i know this sounds okward but i might need tompons or pads n u got to tell her cuz u dont wnat to be flowwing in teh middle of class

Q: I have played basketball all my life... it has become an every day thing for me ... every day i practice 4 to 6 hours a day... This year for some reason Im confused about wanting to play or not...I played this summer with our towns varsity and want it to stay that way, but if i end up of JV i will be really depressed like last year should i still play even if it means being on JV?

yeah buster cuz u at least ull play n maybe the nest year ull make it but u seem good but like me i play ball but it anit my life girls r my life n i play better when girls r there but rather play then not
more practice n get better hope thei hells buster baxter

Q: Ok im a cheer leader im 14 and our uniforms are like really ugly and supposadly we cant get new 1's but we can get stuff like matchin shoes, socks, and jackets but we cant get new uniforms so we needa raise money to get these thigns and maybe convince them to let use get new uniforms so wat are some good fun raising ideas?????

~Cheer grl~

car wash flash guys rob a bank, be strippers, loan, borrow money from b/f friends , if u dont got a b/f hollaanyway umm have like a funda raiser , collect money for cancer n use it to pay for the uniforms umm rob old ladys

Q: yes i was wondering if i could be a part of ur clika. i wanna name like Killa POP tart or like ur baby toe nailz. so yeah if u could plz make 1 up for me that would be great. thank u.

air

ok so u want to be part of the clika then u gonna have to do a misson or get violated, then u get ur name but if i was to give u a name i would call u mmmmmmmmm..............................................................................................................sylence of the lambs.......
..................................................or ..lIl rebuplica mexicana.....................
...........colgate...........or captin cabriny greenz.but i also hae to know who u r so i can think of a name for u personally

Q: ok i never had sex before and im 17 and im a guy. some ppl think a gay but im not i just dont know how to have sex like what to do or how a pussy looks. can u plz help me and explaine everything to me i really need help can u do it like step by step that would really help thank u verymuch

ok if u dont know what pussy looks like watch pornos u can learn form that shyt cuz they be showing all that shyt n if u want to learn step by step just watch pornos n u learn but its mostly comen sense stick ur dick in her pussy n go in and out slowly n faster n how shes moans the louder meaning faster n maning ur doing good but like me i would fingr her a lil to get her started a horney n shyt then probaly fuck her but wear a jimmy but if u want to know watch soem pornos liek amature shyt then work ur way to hardcore but ull get laid some day i just got laid at an early age but anyway but its like hit the pussy or threw the back like her theres i think 31 positons how ever u feel more comfotble in that position but its like easy if u haev any more ? write me another advice hope this helpps

Q: I would like to thank y'all in advance before you read this. It's probably rather long just because I think you need a little backround information about me... Good luck and thanks if you give me advice... I'll rate you high for this one (That sounds like a bribe)... ANYWAY... I'm having kind of a friend/idenity crisis. First off.. I use to NEVER hang out with girls. I was always one of the guys until 8th grade (I am not going into 10) When I grew boobs, had a NICE body, and was the captian of the competition cheerleading sqaud of my middle school. I had everything I wanted... I was beautiful, and popular (Shalow.. I know) Then, I didn't even make the high school cheerleading sqaud and I was kind of at an all time low. It was one of the most depressing time periods ever for me. That summer I gained 30 pounds and had no friends except my boyfriend. Luckily, I had my boyfriend there for me, which is still with me. At the begining of my freshman year I told my boyfriend how I was kind of nervous about going back to school because of my drastic change. So he told me I should hang out with girls. And so I did. I found a group of girls to hang out with. Turns out the year before I had bad thoughts about them but once I got to know them they werent what I really thought... (big lesson you all... don't jugde) Anyway, So that year was okay. I had girlfriends and stuff.. But I was kinda over weight and feeling really crummy about myself. But I wasn't gunna let that get me down... So I decided to get in something to take the place of my lifetime love, cheerleading. I became an active member in student council. There I became class president, And now I am student body president. I kinda prefer this position over cheerleading. ANYWAY... back to my friends... This summer was kind of weird with my girl friends position. I was happy i had girls to talk to about girl stuff and do girl things with. My boyfriend was happy too. So this summer I started big with TONS of partys and tons of drinking. Me and my girlfriends had a riot. But then I went to 3 leadership camps and decided that I wanted to be a role modle. So i stoped smoking, and drinking, and the parties. Well after I didn't want to do that my girl friends kind of left me behind even though we were really close. We barely talk anymore... And if we do its because they don't have anything else better to do and they wanna chill because they're bored. I know my possibilities.... I know my position.... I know what I can do... But what do y'all think about my position? About me? And what I should do.. Thanks

ok i know what u mean u can be a good person or be a bad person n u want to help out the ppl around u n if u do bad things then its liek a waste of time on helping ppl if u anit even helping ur self but anyway u can make more new friends at student council n all taht stuff u can hang out wit those girls n u can hang out wit other good ppl that want to be role models i mean its ok to hang out wit guys im a guy n i like to hang out wit gurls to c what they like but its liek if u want to be a good person u have to hang out wit good ppl n like ur friends there just kinda using u if they talk to u when they so u sould talk to them when u feel like t n its like n ur postion is good a role model is a good thing but what kind of role model n u seem like a good person n ur b/f lucky to have u he stuck wit u threw things n u should also chill wit ppl in ur council or body n u can still party once in a while but thats what i think

hope i helped

Q: I am a 15 yr old who plays sports but i got injured (i fractured a vertebra in my lower back) ne ways i had to sit out for over a month i could not work out... Just a simple yes or no is 5'9" and 140 fat or not ?

hell naw im 5'9'141 but i kinda skinny but just haev a lil baby cute but most of my body is musle n it can be all musle n if its fat ur anit that fat so NO

Q: hey ive just been really confused on how i feel about somebody see i like 2 different people and both really like me and i dont know who to choose i dont want to hurt anyone and i really want to be with either one of them i dont know what to do what should i do

ok
first its like who u feel most comfortable iwt like not only talkin onthe phone but like hangout out n which one looks at u in teh eyes when he talks to u n also which one u think anit gonna mess around on u n u know u cna trust

thats what i would choose

Q: omg ok i turned 15 in june & i've never "french kissed" any1..like wut tha hell..all my friends have and iduno..i've had so many boyfriends & almost all of them have wanted to make-out with me, but that's when i usually dump them and go hide b/c im soooo nervous...like i want to sooo badly but i'm scared..i don't know what to do, and i don't want to look dump b/c i'm a bad kisser or w/e..iduno..i'm seein this guy now..who i absolutely adore & i don't want to ruin it b/c i'm scared of my first kiss..i love him so much and he's 2 years older than me so i know he'll want to kiss..help..='(...i know after i get the first one over with i'll be fine..i'm just usually hesitant when it comes to doing things i'm unsure about..sorry its so long..i'm just upset & scared & confused..and i hope ya'll can be understanding and help me out..thanx

ok so do u want to know how to frensh kiss or do u want to know what u should do ok. u should go for the kiss cuz u got to kiss sooner or later u dont wnat to be 15 16 n never kissed a guy so u should go for it. n how u frensh kiss is like u dont open ur mouth entiarly n like half way open a lil moer if u want but not too much cuz i dont like it when girls open to much ok. then u supposed to put ur tongue in his mouth n move it around feel his tongue n such n let him touch urs then u bit on his lips like n keep on kissin like once u get the motion u can keep on doing it but not like the same thing i mess around wit the girls tongue like flicker it real fast in n our or up n down cuz im an EXPERT n then well thast kinda it its pretty easy just kinda follow ur man its not that ur a bad kiss but ull get the hang of it n my ex i was her first kick n she didnt know how to kick it but i keep on for it n i didnt mind so we still keep on kcikin it once u get it goin ur gonna love it im addicted to kickin it or FRENCH KISSING-samething well

hope this help ps dont be scared its fun

Q: Ok well i like this kid, but i dunno hes a year older than me, im 13 hes 14.. i know that doesnt matter cuz ive went out with ppl b4 that were that age n i had no problem with it. But hes goin to the high school.. n im still gunna be in middle school.. n i duno he might find new girls. N i think now he kinda wants to be friends w/benefits for now or maybe he wants to go out with me.. but i dunno?! He seems like a player tho, n hes gotten alot farther than me.. i've only got til like makeing out n hes done like everything but sex. Im afraid he might use me, even tho it doesnt seem like it. Shud i give em a chance? Thanks i rate good! x0x confused babe

well its not like hess gonna use u for sex hes experienced n u can learn alot from him but if hes goin to hs there gonna be moer girls there n if u like him try to show him that u r better but dont let ur self go i mean kicks is cool n maybe u can use him i mean i dont use girls but its like i would say i practice wit them n like im 14 n im ever experiecnd ive dont everything but i would use no body just for kicks yeah but he cant do anything to U U dont want to be done wit u so i guess thats all i can say IM a guy diffrent for a gurl

hope this helps

Q: i was in the bookshop with my gang the other day, we were standing in the teen reading aisle (we're 13/14) and this guy was standing there by us. he was like 50, really racy looking, and he was just picking up books pretending to read them. and then sumthin really wierd happened. he started rubbing his dick really hard really close behind my back like he was sum horny pedafile or sumthin...i was SOOOOO scared, so i had him kicked out of the store. my question is, HOW DO I AVOID WIERDOS? am i a perv magnet? help meh!

well it u probably look real good n its like not htat u dont want to not look good cuz its not ur fault
just like dont go near them n stay away from tem n carrier peper spray or osmthing like knoife cuz there r weirdos that will want to rape u n thats not good try to carry one of those loud ass horns n u can blow it in ther ear thats what i would do if i was a girl cuz im a guy

hope this helps

Q: help me i never had sex and want to ur so cool i think u need to explain everything to me

ok let me tell u how my dad told me u got a loaded gun watch out wehre u shoot it or like for the girl first u got to get horny u cant have sex if u anit horny cuz it kills the mood for guys or u just got to know then u like go to be loose n let the guy work his way down u got ot rela then if he knows whathes doin hes gonna stick his dick in her mouth wait wroung hole ok thne stick it in her pussy n then u start slow then faster then faster then u cum SHYT I forgot to put the condom on fuck shyt now imma haev a kid damn imma haev to get a job n immma get bitched at fuck damn fuckin hornmones n fuckin dick i know i forgot somthing.........sometign liket hat

Q: i have been babysitting scince i was 11 and now i am 14 and the kids start gettin out of control what should i do ???

sighned undicided

whopped there ass wit a belt show them whos boss lock them up in teh closet n make them think ur god teach them whos boss or u can put leashs on them or give them niquill so they can go to sleep n u can just watch tv n have ur b/f come over n if u dont have a b/f im single kinda or u can play games wit htem or draw on the walls nmake them watch gang prison movies n tell them if they keep acting up thats where there gonna end up

Q: hello im bridget and i have a ?, when do you want those kookies... and y are zo and eric so dumb some times i mean c'mon...well send back..l8r

well as soon as possible or when u make them give me a call n u can caome over n we can chill wit our ladys cept for eric he can chill wit my dog or osmetuhing
eric n zo r dumb sometisme cuz they listen to elepahnt man hes so stupid n zo is in love n eric is probably jeaslouse but i dont konw ther cool

Q: i have a problem i have a really anoying friend and i dont know how to get rid of her she just wont leave me alone! how do i get her to get out of my face¿

umm tell tah bitch u dont like her throw a brick at her face n tell her to fuck off or get her a new friend n then shell get off ur back , or invite her somwhre n ditch her hae ppl to lie on where ur at
n make up excuse to so u dont haev to chill wit her

Q: whats a good way of hurting some one by punching them, like a good pressure point to push down on when they are like attacking you!! i just need help on how to fight.. i rate gooodddd

ok
a veray good presssure pouit is in teh throught but that can kill a person this is a very major n danger
u can hit then right under the rib cage
or even the balls if its a guy
thats all i can think of unless ur boxing liek street it odnt mamter

Q: hey i have these new black adn pink sneakers theyre mainly black but i was jus wonderin wut could i wear wit it cuz like i personally think it looks weird if im wearing shorts with it or a skirt with it i feel like i should b wearing pants with it all the tym... wut do u guys think?

yeah u can ive scene some girls n it looks good but u need to have nice legs hen u can but it dont really matter ccuz i wear it as long as u dont wear boots then its ok

Q: I'm 14 and my boy friend and I have been togather since June 29 and its been good but there's one problem I live in the country and he lives in the city and its geting harder and harder every day to me cause we cant even talk on the phone cause it would be long distnace. Plus some times he goes out of town and we cant even talk on the computer cause at the other place he dont have a computer there and now he's down there and I really need to see him. I have a feeling that its not gonna work but I'm trying to hold on. I really love him. What should I do?

long distance relationships never work maybe try sending letts but they drag but srry to tell u but its not gonna last unless uz dont c ueach other im 14 n i went out wit a 17 n its like it was far long distance ddidnt work she woul d always call me but u got bored of that n like someetimes she could find me n its like hard cuz she would sometime not be on the computer so it got hardger but srry to tell u its not gonna work try talkin to him n tell him how u feel n maybe uz can write to each otehr find a relative that lives close by n go vist that person so uz cna vist eachother idk try thost hting but good lick