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What can I do to make me think about food less? (link)
induce vomiting, no one wants to eat right after they throw up.


ok i got the top of my ear periced but it got infected so now it if like a big ball on top of my ear. how can i make it go away so no one in school tomorrow can see it plz help fast i rate 5s (link)
If you really want it gone, just pop it likeka pimple. It'll hurt a lot, and will very likely make matters worse. No one is going to care if you have an infection, it happens all the time. It's like having acne, no one judges you because of it. Thats like making fun of someone with white hair or for having a cut on their hand.


so theres this guy that asked me out and i said i guess then 20 mins layder i broke up with him becuz i dont think im ready to have a boyfriend and it seemed weird havin one at the time but i still rele like him but theres other ppl who like me too and there my good friends but i dont like them like that but i dont want them to hate me and soo thats another reason why i dumped him but i dont kno wat to do! (link)
There's this new invention called the period. You put it after your sentences, and people know that a new idea or thought is coming. On a standard Qwerty keyboard, the period is underneath the L key.

In response to your question, just go out with the guy, you dont have to explain your actions to anyone else.


I broke up with this guy that i really liked and its been about a week now. Friday I went to the football game and i saw him there. He waved and so did i. But i have another boyfriend now and he saw me with him. He has a girfriend too. Today i called him and he told his mom he didnt want to talk to me. So i had my friend call him and halfway when she was talking he hung up on her. I have been crying my eyes out all day. What can i do??
I rate high!! (link)
if you havea boyfriend, then you should have moved on by now.

whats with all these chicks thinking that they can still be friends with a guy after they break up? When you break up with a guy, you are basically telling him that you dont like his company anymore, and you are supposed to go your spereate ways. Dont be surprised that he's being a dick, most guys are when they are dumped.


ok i dont know how to word this but i will give an example like today i got some headphones from around the house to see which would have the music come out the loudest from my ipod and like i took these pair of headphones from our family room and my dad started yelling at me saying im not supposed to leave the room with the head phones when i didnt and and so he was like i thought i told u to put them back when he never did so i yelled back at him so he came like running over to me and like almost broke my finger and he said if i did it again he would beat the $h!t out of me and a couple of times he has hit me and i dont know what i should do cause my mom never believes me when i tell her this and when he hits me it never leaves any bruises and he says if he goes to jail for beating me at least he would have found the enjoyment in it (link)
hide a video recorder int he house and catch him in the act and take it straight to the police. they'll take care of it


do you wear underwear under your dress?

will a strapless dress stay up?

any other tips? =) thx!!! (link)
1)most people would

2)only if you have the rack for it.


Does anyone know any good places to get homecoming dresses in Arizona? (link)
http://www.dariuscordell.com/inventory.htm

found by typing "arizona homecoming dresses" in my search bar. try doing the same in google for better results.


plain and simple.. I'm obese, and i feel like dieing. what should i do?


Don't give something as easy as DIET or whatever. Maybe something you or someone you know has done to lose wright? i'm 70 lbs over weight and i hate myself for it... (link)
if you hate yourself as much as you say you do, then you would do something about it. not so much of a diet as limiting what does go into your mouth. Dont eat differently, eat less. do a few situps each day and you'll lose the pounds eventually. Just be more active and eat less.


Im moving and i get to paint my room whatever color i want, any suggestions? (link)
paint it with the blood of the priest's "virgin" daughter. It would make for a good story if anyone ever asks you what color it is. The only bad thing is that it changes color as it dries, so it has to be kept fresh.


Okay here is the story. I have a job but I can only work a couple of hours because of my age. I need some money and I need it fast I don't want to sell my body or drugs, neone know what I can do? (link)
sell your computer? just find any random object in your room, and put it on Ebay. It could be a mint tin and you'd get money for it. jut charge like 30 dollars for shipping or somethign.


I'm 3 weeks into high school, and I've run out of ideas for outfits! Basically i mostly own tees and jeans, what can I do to spruce up my wardrobe? Some tips on things I could make, or inexpensive things, or simply something to add a touch to an outfit (like a cute hoodie or necklace) would help me a lot.


thanks xox0 (link)
whats wrong with tees and jeans? if your a guy, then you dont ever need anything else except one pair of dreespants, one dress shirt, and a tie. If your a chick, then dont freak out. chicks are sexy in jeans and tees, its like they dont have to try hard to be goo looking. They just are and they know it, and they dont have to flaunt anything for attention.


So i have a boyfriend we'll call him B. but theres this guy that ive gone out with 11 times.. we'll call him K. Me and K have been through so much together and we're kinda always going to like eachother. Me and B got in a fight the other day and i was talkin to K about it.. me and k talked for like 5 hours about everything thats been going on and he wants to hang out this weekend. I don't know if i should break up with B and see wut happens with k or if i should stay with B and just try to forget about K because we've already tried going out so many times.. help please (link)
11 times? is he your weekend guy or something?

one fight wont end a realtionship, it takes a while to do that. Just give B some time, if he's sorry, he'll apologize. if he doesnt care, then do whatever. Just dont so anythign now that you'll regret later.


i like bands like 3 doors down, fall out boy, my chemical romance, weezer, red hot chilli peppers, snow patrol, john mayer, switchfoot, jet, three days grace, green day, oasis, coldplay.. a lot of different styles of rock/alternitave. what other bands to you suggest that you think i would also like? (link)
Reel Big Fish (ska, but good), or you could go with some older bands. Megadeath, Black Sabbath, Lynard Skynard, Metallica. Cant really go wrong with any of them. skynard is kinda softer though, so you mihgt not like it, but its good to chill to, like Pink Floyd.


when will we be able to use HMTL codes again?! (link)
when you stop touching yourself at night


what are signs of paranoia? (link)
being paranoid


ok, i really think i love this girl, but i kinda asked her out last night, and i talked to her, but she doesnt trust me, she thinks that im the kind of guy who will just go out with someone til the next girl who comes around, and really thats far from the truth, but i have no idea how to prove to this girl that i am not lying and i never would especally to her, and that i would devote all my time and effort toward her well-being? (link)
you cant "think you love" someone. either you do or you dont.

Do what my friend did to prove he was loyal to his girlfriend, staple your hand. just one staple in the back of the hand. It doesnt even bleed that much either.


can you get a disease by kissing aand making out like only makeing out witht he tounge and nothing else? (link)
mono, herpes, sore throat, cold sore (herpes), flu, cold


Does anyone have any cute DIY belt ideas? I'm wearing a white and blue shirt tomorrow if tht helps. THANKS SO MUCH! 5's (link)
get a bungie cord that has the two hooks. Hook one onto a belt loop, then stretch it out a bit and hook the other end onto another belt loop. taadaa! instant belt. just dont pull it too hard, you dont want to rip out a belt loop.

another good one is a simple rope. Cant go wrong with a nice looking rope.


gonocologist --how bad is the first visit =/ (link)
well, that depends. Do you like it when strange people touch your vagina?


Where around your waist should you measure it? (link)
about an inch below your belly button




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