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Name: Chris
Gender: Male
Height: 5'5''..or 5'6''
Hair: Black..sorta long..
Hobbies: Skating, playing guitar in my band, hanging out with my awesome girlfriend:-D jolinn.
Eyes: Brown


Hey, my name is Chris and i live in Arizona. I really like helping people because it just makes me feel good when i help people. I'm 14 and i'm going into highschool. I have experience with a lot of different things even though i'm so young. 14 isnt that young afterall but anyways, I hope i can help you in any way you need. And i'm taken by the most beautiful girl in the world lol haha and her name's jolinn:-D
**hey jolinn you're the best..i'll always love ya lol**
E-mail: whenSWANSattack@hotmail.com
Gender: Male
Location: Arizona
Occupation: highschool student
Age: 14
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Yahoo: whenSWANSattack
Member Since: June 18, 2004
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Last Update: July 27, 2004
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ok..I'm going out with this one guy and weve been going out 4 like 3 months now. The farthest weve done was hug but I want to do more..he tells me he does too but it doesnt seem like he does. It's almost like hes afraid to do anything. PLZ help me!! bye! (link)
okay well this is really common..dont worry about it..he's probably just shy and he's scared to do anything..or he doesnt know how maybe..but 3 months is a long time..lol if you're the type of girl that like..wants the guy to always make the first move..then maybe you should talk to him about it..tell him you're afraid that hes not into you the way you want him to be. or if you're not like that you could take it apon yourself to make the move lol..anyways..this thing someitimes comes quicker for some people..maybe not as long for others..but still..just maybe..go to a movie together and be all flirty with him lol and go from there..show him that you like him and dont be shy lol just be yourself..well good luck;) i hope i helped! okay well bye bye and have fun!:-D


i like haven sex wit kids is that bad?!? liek 10 to 13 year olds and im 60 (link)
um..dude..OF COURSE THATS BAD..you're a freaking sick f*ck..find something else to do when you're freaking horny..like maybe..go wank off..dont take it apon little children to do the pleasuring for you..honestly!..find a new hobby liiiiike yelling at skaters and sh*t like old people do. and do me a f*cking favor...LAY OFF THE KIDS..damn
honestly..old people these days..yelling at kids
look at you!..damn..wrinkly old..SICK..



i really really have a problem with kissing my boyfriend. we've been going out for quite a while now and we've only reached a hug. i really do wanna kiss him and he wants to kiss me but we're both so nervous. everyone says it will come naturally but we're both too nervous for it ever to come. (link)
well you dont want to rush into things...if you're so nervous than give it some time..maybe spend as much time as you can with him and be serious about your relationship..rely on him as much as you need..dont be so shy lol..well i hope i helped..:-D good luck!! bye bye


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Okay when u "mow your lawn" how many times a week should you do it..and wats the best way to do is as often as possible and not get like razor burn!.. (link)
well just mow your lawn whenever the grass gets too long and just go nice and slow as to avoid burn...i think...or you could try a weed eater. or you could just trim your grass just whenever you feel you need to cause you want to have a nice yard you know? cause then you can show it off to people and be all proud cause you have nice well trimed grass lmao hahahaha..okay well this was pretty much for laughs..i'm really weird..i'm serious too..okay well..have fun..mowing..lol okay bye bye:-D


Ok im like alaways masturbatingwith my self! yes im a girl! no bf either what do I do?


*Unknown sender* (link)
find a boyfriend...there's someone out there for you..believe me..just look hard enough...and you'll find him..then maybe you wont be so lonely. allright well..good luck with this whole. uh..masturbating thing...hope..i helped..bye bye


im baby sitting my sisters baby and she keeps crying ive fed her and changed her nappy wot else can i do? (link)
you could always sing her a song..i do that when i baby sit..it works!..okay well hope i helped..
lol good luck:) bye bye


ok... i like my guy friend **bob** :) he-he bob... ok ne ways, i know he has a physical attraction to me. how do u go about asking if he likes u all in all? can u give me some pointers?
thanx f/16 (link)
be straight up about it...be like..."Bob i have to ask..are you attracted to me at all?"..thats it..or..you could always get a friend to do it for you..that always seems to do the trick lol..well hope i helped..bye bye:-D


im' a girl . i need different ways for me to pleasure myself..please help me. (link)
um..i'm a guy...so i dont really know...how about sticking a hot dog in it?..i dono..just dont get it stuck in there..cause then that wouldnt be too good..well good luck haha..peace


Do you smoke or Drink? (link)
no..i dont smoke..but i drink water and kool aid and stuff:-D teehee


Are you a virgin??? (link)
IM A VIRGIN!!!


Hi. I am obsessed with anime and manga. Is there any way to turn myself into an anime character and jump into an anime?
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yeah..duh..everyone knows how..i cant believe you dont know!!!..psh..loser..hahaha jk..well..i really hope you're not serious


my friend who lives far away from me is cominf to visit me foR A little while and i am worried that she will start liking the guy i like too,and that he will like her back what should i do?? (link)
You shouldn't worry so much. She's your friend and she's coming down for a LITTLE while so just make the best of that while she's down here. Dont worry about her liking the guy you like. Maybe give her a heads up that you like him and if she's your friend she probably wont do what you think lol..okay well good luck:) hope i helped


ok there is this kid that like really really really likes me. like im not even joking. and we went out but i decided things had changed between us so we broke up. well he still wont leave me alone he always tells me he misses me and it kills him that he cant hold me and shit. and i dont know what to say i dont miss him liek that i dont feel that strongly about him and im starting to like another guy. so should i just deal w/ this kid or tell him to back off?? (link)
Well i think you should tell your ex that he's pretty much bugging you about this and you dont want that. Maybe he doesnt know he's doing it. Anyways you just got out of that relationship and he's probably still suffering from it. Tell him that you're ready to date new people and that he should probably move on. You shouldnt let him stop you from starting a new relationship. like..uhh dont really put it on hold for him..like tell him there's more than one fish in the sea. There are also crabs and sharks in the sea..hahaha okay well anyways i hope i helped you:-D bye bye


alright im a new frosh right, well i like 2 guys and i cant pick one, i wanna see what other people think...well lets call the first guy x now x is my age i have gona out wit him b4 and broke up wit him so i wouldnt get hurt but it ended up hurting me more, i know thats stupid know N im learning well we have been talking the last few 3 m. b4 school ended get even closer than we were when we were going out, well i like him alot and idk his friends say he likes me N he acts like it most the time, he told me to call him over the summer and we could hang out but idk maybe im to scared or w/e i dont wanna call...and then theres well lets call him o well he 16 and i like him too...he always is saying that hes almost inlove wit me but idk hes soo sweet and he understands me most the time...we are talking as much as we can at the moment and i think that maybe im not good enough for o cuz i mean he has goan throught some hard stuff wit his ex that i know abut because we have been friends erally good friends up untill some time after him N his gf were over...if anyone could try to help cuz i just dont know anymore..and the best friend i got right now my almost twin is helping out but i want an outsiders view!! thankx bye bye 14/f (link)
allright..this is mainly your decision. If you want a relationship with one of them you'll have to choose on of them. I'd say go for the one you like the best and you have the most in common with. Dont be afriad to hurt the others feelings because if they're true friends, they wont be upset and they should understand..yeah okay well i hope i helped person that i dont know...cough..teehee..okay well i'll talk to you later..hope i helped..:-D


my folks keep arguing and i get upset coz i think they are gonna split up. i dont no wot i would do if they split up plz help me (link)
Well you should talk to your parents about this. Tell them how you feel and you're afraid that they might seperate. Just speak your mind and dont be afriad to. But afterall..not all relationships work out between a couple and sometimes its for the best. but that doesnt mean that they will. So just talk to them about it and i'm sure you'll be okay. I wish you lots of luck. Hope i helped you:-D


i've been with my boyfriend for about 2 and a half months now and we're still very shy around each other. he was crying because he couldnt kiss me because he was so shy the other day and i felt so bad. we've only just started to hold hands and hug and all that and everyone's pressurising us so much it's making it worse even when we told them to back off. what should i do? (link)
You should just take your time..dont give in to the peer pressure and all that junk. If you're not ready then you dont have to be. You two just need to get used to eachother more it seems like..or just get comfortable with eachother..it takes time but you can do it. Just take things slow..dont rush into things so fast! take your time and everything should be cool with you guys. The best of luck:-D i hope i helped



i just had sex with my dad and i'm afraid that he got me pregnent..what the hell do i do! i'm so scared. is it possible for my dad to get me pregnent (link)
Garrett your stupid! and gay! teehee jk..i thought it was pretty funny..but still you're gay!


hey i was wondering if this is kool to do this, im a guy and didnt know if it was "OK" to hit my girlfrinds ass, when i see em? (link)
maybe only if you're kinda joking with her or if she's into that sort of thing you know?


ok well i really like this guy. i have liked him forever. we've even gone out b4 but things like happened and yeah... anyways the only thing wrong w/ this perfect guy is that hes well... kind of a loser. hes like weird and... well a dork. i dont have a problem w/ this generally but he acts all stupid and shit when i kno hes really not. and hes so shy that if he gets intimidated he acts likea moron. what do i do?! (link)
Well loser..or cool..i dont think that really changes their personality..much as..popularity or appearance..if you really like him you could see past that he's such a dork lol..but about the acting stupid part..maybe he's just never really had experience with a girl or something..maybe he just gets intimidated easily..and you need to show him how not to be..understand? lol..just talk to him more and tell him when hes acting shy and maybe give him a heads up when he is being shy..i really hope this helps you..allright have a good one..

-Chris


alright well i had this one friend in the beginnin of our school year n we like considered eachother best friends and stuff. but we grew apart or whatever and she told people she didnt like me because someone told her stuff that wasnt true. i mean we used to have a good friendship and all she was such a great girl but its weird being around her now because we talk and stuff but not like friends do. but we have mutual friends so we gotta get along, but i kinda miss laughing with her and our inside jokes.. got any advice???
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yeah ok..well maybe you could tell this person that the stuff that was told to them wasnt true at all..tell her how you feel..explain what you're going through to her..tell her what you miss and stuff..it cant get much worse if you just kinda start talking to her again now maybe you can become friends again..but then again..everything happens for a reason. Just maybe do what you can..i hope i helped :-D...have a good one




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