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Q: Okay, you said you'd help so here ya go. Well I didn't know if you wanted me to send it on myspace, so I just did it on here. I read that your'e 15, I am too. So yeah you'll be a big help to me :D Oh And you don't have to type all proper, I will read anything. :)
1st guy- Tyler [14 years old] Prep, HATES emo people, cusses, is bad but really sweet to girls, hilarious, likes to fish etc., thinks he's all that, wears certain shoes and shorts, skater, MAJOR MAJOR PREP, reallreallyreally nice to girlfriends, likes the fast heavy metal music, is a drummer, use to be fat but now really toned up and muscular and skinny and hot, has had sex 5 times (so he says), kinda lies alot, told me he loved me (few months ago) but then got a girlfriend (who just broke up with him), talks/sees his girlfriends everyday when he's dating someone. Doesn't go to church alot, but is a christian. likes girls who are outgoing. has a pretty good sense of humor...but is usually nasty. plays football.
2nd guy- Will [15 years old] Amazing. Not too preppy, just awesome. Kinda smart. Likes the same music as me, the old stuff like 80s and 80s (eagles steve miller band ac/dc etc) Goes to church every sunday and wednesday. use to smoke weed, but quit because he knew it was bad. very religious. likes to have fun. likes to swim. when he likes a girl, he is up front with them. wants a seriuos relationship. likes girls who are outgiong. funny, watches family guy etc, funny shows. plays football and is on the wresteling team and works out at the gym. I went out with him before, but he stopped liking me "because i didnt say more than 2 words to him" (thats what he said)
3rd guy- Tyson [15 years old] Kinda emo. Shy at first but once you get to know him, he's hilarious and awesome. He's super sweet and he'll drop what he's doing for anyone. Not the leader of a conversation. Doesn't date many girls. Really sweet. Lives with his mom and a bunch of sisters (thats probably why he is sweet)

1st guy would like almost any type of girl just as long as they like him back and are willing to do many things with him
2nd guy likes a girl who is talkative and fun to be with, not quiet and kinda of an oldies girl
and the 3rd guy well he likes a girl with great personality doesent have to be hot jsut pretty but does not like sluts

but then again thats just from what i have seen it could be diffrent for many of those guys
after all im just a smart gangster at my school

i want to add you on my myspace add me or something myspace.com/1clowny3

Q: I want to describe 3 boys, and someone tell me what kind of girls each one of them would like. But I don't want to describe it on here incase they read it. So someone just answer and tell me if you're willing to help. [15/f]

ill help email me or hit me up on my myspace myspace.com/1clowny3

Q: ok. so i'm 14/f. and i really feel like i have no friends. like, people are nice to me, but i don't feel like i have someone who i can really talk to. and i don't want to talk to my parents about stuff that i would talk to my friends with of course. i have a half-sister that is really easy to talk to, but she works like ALL of the time, and she lives like, 3 hours away. i feel like everytime i get a friend, i loose them. and i feel like if i was in a group of girls and a different group of girls had to be picked out to hang out with, i would be last picked. or, sometimes i feel like i'm a last resort. what i mean is, one time, one of my really good friends called me and asked if i wanted to go shopping, and i was like "sure!!" and we went to the mall and were shopping and stuff, and i said, "we should have seen if so and so could have come too" and my friend said "yeah, i called her first, but she wasn't there" and i was like "oh". ya know what i mean??? so my question is, do you really have to have friends to get through life? i'm going to be going into high school this coming year, so will i make friends who i can actually keep around???? i need help!!!! thanks.

i will also be youre freind just go to my website and email me or add on my myspace if you have one its myspace.com/1clowny3 but i dont want you to think im being youre freind because the other person did but because im a nice guy if you dont want to be my freind ill understand

Q: Well since ive been and advise giver on this here column ive always had good feed back and now there just isn't any why i can seem to get a fair rating. so im just thinking maybe i should just give up trying to help people that evidently need my advise but just don't want to thank the person helping them. So basically should i just give up on helping people that i guess don't really want my help if you like you can go to my column and see my work i think i help allot of people and this is discouraging my column is ask"RUSS" THANKS AND TAKE A LOOK AND LET ME KNOW ok thanks for your help!

it depend if you help people because you want something in return or you just want to help them because youre nice and dont care what you get in return? but if you want thank you very much for helping all the vatos(people)=)

Q: I want to make my own layout for myspace and i cant find any information on how to do it. I know its a lot of hard work so im not asking how to do it, i know it invauvles alot of HTLM codes. I just need help looking for information on how to do it.
Thank in advance.

http://www.layoutpimper.com/old_gen.php

thats how i made my own layout check out my myspace

http://www.myspace.com/1clowny3

Q: is every guy that shallow? to wear they only like the girl for there looks, do any guys look at the girl for who she is, and now how she dressses, how her hair style is, or how much chest she has? thx so much, rather a guys opinion

most guys are like that but im not and i know a few guys who are like me, i like girls for who they are and there personality usualy when someone tells me that girl is hot or look at her chest (sorry i dont realy like talking about that stuff it kinda bothers me) or there butts those girls arre usualy hoes or sluty i dont realy like those girls or girls that let themselves be touched. but no not all guys are shallow but there are only very few of us hope this aswers youre question.

.:Clowny:.

Q: do most guys expect girls to be COMPLETELY shaven on their privates? i've always shaved down there, do girls usually shave everything off? or just the bikini line? i hope i haven't been doing something really weird all this time..!

and do guys shave too down there? or what?

not realy but yeah many times guys do expect girls to shave down there and guys some do shave and some dont it makes a guy realy itchy down there when they shave

Q: When a guy puts his arm over your shoulder when ur walking, what do i do with my hands? should i put my arm around his waist or is that wierd?

keep youre hands together like kinda folding them or like if you wer goin to fold them or just fold them, but you can also but on hand around his waist

Q:

Okay so my one friend keeps telling me that my other friends ( who doesn'treally get along with me anyway ) is calling me a whore behind my back. My one friend is standing up for me but she says that my other friend is saying that im a whore because my boyfriend of 7 months and i make out during movies - i understand yeah maybe she doesn't want to see it but the thing is his dad hates me and we can NEVER see each other and thats pretty much the only time i can do that with him its getting really hard ! i just want to know if i really am a whore for this or is she just being lsfijsdlf ?

no youre not a whore but if i were you i go up to that girl and see whats up with her saying that.

.:Clowny:.

Q: I'm making my boyfriend a mixed cd and i need some cute songs to put on it.
thanks :]

http://www.esnips.com/EditPlayListAction.ns

listen to my "NEW and MY Playlist" i have some good songs on there hope this helps

Q: why do some people cant cry even though they are really sad?

simple thats me youre describing, its because so much things that have happen that one just holds it in for so long that it makes it go away keeps you from crying or even looking like you want to cry most of the time you just have a smile on youre face, or others just know how to control thier feeling i do that "SMILE NOW CRY LATER"

.:Clowny:.

Q: Would you consider this flirting?

I was sitting at the computer today in school playing a game, and a guy i know said he wanted to try the game to help me out, so he put his hand on the mouse while my hand was already on it. And guided my hand around while leaning over me. After that he kind of touched my arm and started talking to me.

Was he flirting with me? He's kind of a player usually, but he was being really nice to me.

yup it was flirting or trying to get to know you

Q: hi am just wondering how long does it take for hash (pot) to not show up on a drug test am getting a drug test in between 2 and 5 weeks for work and its the 1 they take a swab from ur mouth any help would be great thanks

i heard drinking pickle juice works to erase any signs of drungs

Q: How do i add photos to my video ipod ?

thanxx

use itunes http://www.apple.com/itunes/download/

Q: should i break up with my bf? he is always looking at other girls and commenting on how hot they are. what would you do if you were me??

tell him how you feel about him saying that in front of her and if he dosent stop all hes telling you that once you two break up hes going to try to get with that girl

Q: is there a free, downloadable program that can permanently make pictures bigger without making it look blurry? please help.

thanks.

http://www.getpaint.net/download.html it alows you to make pictures bigger and if they get blurry you can sharpen them to fix them up give it a try
http://www.getpaint.net/download.html

bio

Im israel 15/m im not new but i hardly come here anymore only when i need advice or in the mood to give advice, well theres not much else to say i like girls who are nice cute, great personality and hate girls who are kinda sluty or when someone tries to act all tough or something like that, either way i would never hurt a girl or id feel like shit inside and regret it all the time. well any questions or if you like to get to know me hit me up, -bye
-israel