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i'm going into high school and im really scared and nervous..what if i dont know anyone during lunch and i have to sit by myself?! i dont know what to do..how can i be more brave and not be so scared?

I sit by myself at lunch all the time, if ya can't tell by lookin' at my column.

People will come and sit with you.

Trust me.

There are other kids out there just like you.

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i love running! but i hear its bad on your joints in your knees...what else can i do isntead of running?

Masturbate.

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See i liek this girl but she lieks another guy and i always try to tell her but she never liek answers wat do I do?
signed,
confused

Give up, duh.

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i got this huge pimple that just showed up overnight, does anyone know how to get rid of it fast?

Mustard.

Seriously, the mustard seeds exfoliate your skin and leave it lookin' younger and cleaner.

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i want to tell my ex-boyfriend that i still have feelings for him even thought i know nothing will happen cuz he has a gf that i'm sure he loves but how do i say it??!!

Don't put him in that situation.

Keep your mouth shut.

If he still wanted you he wouldn't have a g/f.

Take it as a sign.

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Well I know this is kinda sick and all but im gonna ask neways..when I shave down there its gets all red like a rash and then sometimes it bleed and i really dont know what to do..

Stop shaving.

Guys love a beasty bush.

Six year old girls don't have them.

A guy doesn't wanna think he's with a six year old, duh.

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my 17 yr old sister is 8 weeks pregnant adn i kno shes not ready to be a mother and i dont kno how to help her get prepared! wut should i do?

Tell her to drink heavily, and use her stomach as a punchin' bag... It'll kill the baby.

Be there for her.

Do what she says.

Make things easier for her.

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okay, well, I think I want to break up with my "internet boyfriend". but I don't want to hurt his feelings, and I don't know how to end it :(

Lilly

Be as harsh as you want.

He's on the internet.

Not like he's gonna matter in a year.

He can't come and murder you, and you'll never have to make eye contact.

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Is it safe to cook with pans if they're getting rust spots in them?

I would. Yet, I'm a guy, so I'd do stupid stuff anyway.

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ok this is a lil weird but im still gonna ask im 15 and i have like all the signs of puberty like hair voice everything except like size down there is that one of the last things to come or like is there something worng?

Usually it's one of the first things to come.

There's this stud at our school, and he's like startin' varsity football as a soph, and baseball as well, but he has a small penis as well, and he has come to accept it. He streaks everywhere. He's proud of being a "baby dick."

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Okay, I was wondering how to make your boobs bigger?
ºAnd please dont just tell me to wait a little bit longer, or that I should be happy with them.
So PLEASE HELP ME!
Thanks a bunch!!

Let a boy play with them.

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what are some ways to stay motivated at home? ever since summer hit, i jus feel like bein on here n laying around the house and not puttin pix in albums n stuff like that that i really need 2 do 2 make my room less cluttered... any ideas gurlz?

Maybe you're just meant to be lazy.

Some people are like that.

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wat can u do to make ur penis bigger?(and plz dont say just wait)

Ok, I'll tell you how to make it not grow.

Masturbation actually stunts the growth of muscles in your penis.

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do gurls care bout the size of a boys penis?

Infact they do.
They only care about pleasing themselves.
The bigger, the better.

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I am learning to play the drums... is there anyway i could play All my life by KC and JOJO on the drums?

Well there are some sites that do tablatures for drums much like there are for guitars. mxtabs.net is a halfway decent place. I checked there for you and they didn't have their tabs.

My friend drums and what he does instead of getting tabs is listen to the song. He breaks it down. Notes what set up they have going on how many toms and the like. He then listens to see the beat and if they're drummin' quarter notes. After you find that stuff it's usually filler things. Much like improv.

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Do you think its bad if a 15 year old date and a 17 year old?

How old are ye kid?

Haha...

I don't think it's wrong at all, if you both like each other... and you think you can handle that type of relationship.

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Okay when u "mow your lawn" how many times a week should you do it..and wats the best way to do is as often as possible and not get like razor burn!..

You should only do it when... uh... you know you're gonna be doing something intimate with someone... other than that just keep it trim so it's not buggin' the snot out of you... i'd recommend cuttin' with scissors and then working in a rich lather of shave cream and have at it... or you could get one of those moiturizing electric razors...

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I'm fifteen years old and completely in love with a twenty-one year old guy. We have both liked each other for about 2 years now. However, the guy I like has never acted upon his feelings because of my age. He respects me, which isn't a bad thing. But how can I make him see that I'm mature enough to be his girlfriend? How could I coax him to get into a relationship with me?

You're not mature enough. There's such a difference in maturity between a 15 year old and 21 year old... Emotionally, I'm sure he's more mature... Socially, more mature... and of course physically more mature... Let alone psychologically... Waitin' until you're not jail bait is a good idea too... Doesn't matter if you conset... Yet again... You may not bone him...

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