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Call me scooter. No, it isn't my real name, but I like the idea of having a secret name. Most of the people who have professional advice columns don't use their real names, so I don't see why I should either. I want to give the best advice possible, and I figure that the first way of becoming professional is to act professional. That isn't to say that I plan on growing up to be an advice columnist. Actually, I want to be a psychologist. But, this is as close as I'm going to get to that right about now. I'm also a very good writer, so I figure writing an advice column is a good way of getting my ideas out there. Please feel free to ask me any questions you like.

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So this guy that was about to be going to my school added me on myspace just to meet new people before he came. He seemed real cool. He asked me to hang out with him a lot (before we even met) and I was like lets get to know each other at school first. After I blew him off like 2 times (nicely) he got all mad and deleted me. Well I finally saw him at school a few weeks ago. He came up to me and asked if I remembered him. Anyways, from like the second I saw him I really liked him. He isn't that hot but he is pretty cute. I dont know why but something made me really like fall for him. And he is the only guy at my school that I like. I get really jealous when other girls flirt with him. He is pretty popular now and like we are pretty good friends. But I dont want him to think I dont like him since I blew him off earlier. How do I drop hints..not too obvious, and kind of be flirty..so he isn't clueless? He sometimes acts like he likes me..but I cant tell. Any advice? Thanks a lot! Also..I dont see him a lot since we have no classes, but we have lunch. Is it to freaky to like always see him in the halls and start talking, or to like chit chat at lunch..I dont wanna seem annoying or stalker ish haha. Thanks.

Be open and honest. Talk to him. Invite him places. If you want to get to know him, get to know him. If you play hard-to-get, you'll miss out.

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do you like george bush?

He's a great comedic relief.

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Hey. in drama class, we have to do an assignment in which we act out the top 10 moments in the average person's life. (eg, starting kindergarten, getting married, having a child etc)

I am the group leader and i came up with a few but their mostly applied to education. We have to act each one out, therefore, i need help coming up with 10 of them. I googled already, but couldnt find anything. (14/f)

So far I have...
1) birth
2)starting kindergarten

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need help!

Thanks!!!

1) birth
2) starting school
3) first kiss
4) graduating highschool
5) starting carreer
6) falling in love
7) getting married
8) having children
9) growing old
10) death

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Well this guy keeps telling me that I'm beautiful. He always compliments me. Hes says you have a beautiful face and just plain out beautiful. Like today I got a bad grade on my test and I was really sad. He said its okay, your beautiful so that will make up for it. His friend was like true that. So I never really have been told I was beautiful by a guy. I have been called hot and sexy. Does it mean something when a guy calls me beautiful and not hot..also do you think he likes me or what? please help.

He is obviously expressing an interest in you; he obviously likes you. Now the question is, do you like him?

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ok so its not rlike huge but its still big. how can i tone it down in the fastest way possible? and does anyone know yoga or pilates moves/exercises that give you a yoga but fast?

There are plenty of yoga moves online that you can look up. Joining an activity, such as swimming, is also a great way of toning.

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i have a lot of acne scars on my face. their very dark. how can i make them fade fast???

You can't do anything about them, you need to give it time. While you wait, be sure not to pick at any other acne you may have.

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how can i tone my thighs and calves in the fastest time possible?

The fastest way possible would be to take up an activity, such as running. Whatever you choose to do, keep it consistant. The best way to tone is to keep working at it.

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my butt is darker that the rest of the skin on my body. how can i make it to match??

Tanning and spray-on-tans work.

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ok, i'm 16, my boyfriend is 19. we fool around, but no sex, and we don't plan on it either. we fool around with mild BDSM (bondage, sensations, that sort of thing). i want to try something a bit new with him, if i hand cuff him, what can i then do? no, i don't want to give him a hand job, and we both agreed, the only thing that i blow is kisses. so what could i do to him? i have though of brushing up against him very slightly, just to tease him, and i already know to go after his neck, it is very sensitive. what are some other things i could do to give him pleasure? yes, he has seen my topless, nothing more though.

also, to tease him, i want to be able to beg for things, he seems to like that a bit, but i have never begged and am not sure how, can someone give me some sentences or something? or a site i can go to? it would be greatly appreciated,

sincerly,

Don't worry about it. The stuff you do is already fairly creative, there's not a lot else you should feel the need to do. Just have fun with what you're doing.

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one of my bestfriends and i got ina fight over myspace earlier. she lies alot and she posted a bullitin all made sayin why does everybody say shes scene and why they say shes obsessed with certain bands and why people think she told everyone she cuts. she knows what scene is she says she is she even looked up on how to be scene. she is obsessed with the bands she says it and shows it. she does cut and i would understand why someone would say they didnt im a cutter too we were helping eachother through it but she TOLD EVERYONE she cut and she was showin off her scars and then she did it on the top of her hands wtf and told everyone. i told her and she went off on me sayin i better not talk to her today tomarrow maybe even next week.
i also screwed up my knee and foot with a broken ankle on the other foot. shes beggin me to come to the skating rink because she doesnt have a ride. i went last week with a broken ankle and my foot screwed up. my friends sat down with me because i couldnt take it skating. and she was saying just leave her come skate with me. my friends got mad at her i got pissed 2 stood up for me.
i cant really trust her before this she lied so bad she does anything to make her life sound so much worse or somedays better. she lied sayin she has over a million dollors in her wallet and another time she said her family is on food stamps. she says all her clothes is from hot topic and then she said the only thing she has from hot topic is bracelets i bought her. and all her clothes is pinks and stuff she says she wear all black everyday which i have never seen her like that(i wear black everyday) for myspace she posts fake pictures of scene people and say their her and she has a pic of me wearing all black and with my guy friends and the caption was me rollin with my homies. NONE of her pics are even of her and she says they are. she got me and my friend in the most trouble any of my friends have ever got in there was authority. she just acts like so many people mainly me and no its not even a little complimentary ITS PISSING ME OFF but i do still love her but i dont know why. the whole time weve been friends its screwed up my life and shes screwin up hers. none of my family or other friends trust her but our friends dont see it. were only 13 what can i do?! this has caused me so many bad things i lost alot of old friends but most of them will only like me when im not around my friend. i dont get this ANY OF IT. please help me with all u can for her sake and mine?!

If you believe your friend is "screwing up her life" by acting like you, that doesn't say too much for your life. I suggest you seek professional help; you obviously aren't happy. As for your friend, cut her some slack. She's just going through what you're going through. However, hanging out with her as often as you did before might not be the best thing for either of you.

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Um..if I chose a song called More Than Useless by Relient K, would the gospel value of the lyrics be..courage, strength, effort?

Can anyone list more?

The song is about wanting to do something significant; wanting to make a difference. It's about caring about actually doing something worthwile.

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im fifteen, female...okay soo there's this guy...he met me in june this year and we really hit it off...he tells all my friends he's crazy about me and that he can't stop thinking about me...he even asked me out within a couple of months and now we're a couple and stuff...and he's amazingly tall like six feet!! and sooooo cute with brown eyes and stuff and i love him to death, i reeally do...and he does really sweet stuff sometimes like that day we were sitting next to each other and he gently took my hand and began stroking it and then when we were outside school oneday he began stroking my cheek...and I LOVE that but point is he does that like...REALLY rarely...and this sounds weird but i love holding hands with him and touching him and playfully flirting and stuff but he doesn't seem that into it...I know he loves me and he says he's very shy but then I mean this is driving me crazy! Seriously what can I do that would get him to act more dominant and you know take charge of the relationship...cuz im a very romantic girl and that's the kind of thing I like...really...I don't enjoy being the one who has to do all the work...help!! need it a lot!!! lotsha advice pleaseeee!!

Tell him how you feel. He's not going to act that way unless he knows you want him to.

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I work a job at ihop from 8-6 in the morning and i go to school and a guy that helped me get my car well a dealer that cut some corners for me asked me to borrow some money 60 dollars he told me he would pay me back the next day which would have been this monday and i have been calling him and he specifically keeps saying i am going to send it to you western union today but he wont which he agreed to pay me back 80 i am still waiting on it and i am ready to sue him after four days of him literally saying my money is coming and it doesnt am i wrong or should i go ahead and sue him becasue i have bills to pay this month that add up to over 300 dollars and i dont like the fact that he is trying to make it seem like i am an idiot i just want to sue himt o teach him a lesson even though he did help me i feel like he should not be entitled to lie an d steal from me

Go for it. He deserves to be sued.

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Ok well i used to think i would go a to homecoming and prom and all those dances and get all dressed up and have a date but i just dont want to go now and not to mention i dont have a date and i dont want to go as a group with my friends cause well i'm kind of sick of doing that now it's my first year in high school i dont have a bf have had one well i wouldnt really consider him a bf but we really liked each other and i mena we only went on one date to see a movie and we did hold hands but it was kind of weird and we didnt even kiss anywho thats not what i wanna talk about anywho i kind of want to go now but i dont have a date how can i make myself seem more approachable or askable or whatever also even if i did get a date i'm a really shy person and dont know what to do at all and i dont even know how to slow dance i mean i know that you just kind of sway back and forth but i dont know where to put my hands or anything and i probabaly sound really pathetic right now but i just dont know what to do also i went to this middle school but then i had to switch school districts so i know people from both schools well more from the one all my friedns went to and i was planning on going to that one but i thought maybe i could get a date from my new school

Just ask someone. You'll have a great time.

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This boy told me this song reminds me of him when we were in his car. It sounded like Rascal Flatts were singing it, maybe? And he said it reminded me of him because it says something about how "no one else makes me feel that way" or something like that. Anyone know the song? Thankkkk you!

I have no idea, but I suggest you search it on google.

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What does whipped mean? In a slang sense?

Everyone tells my boyfriend that he's whipped.

I think I have an idea of what it is.. But I'm not controlling .. so is there other reasons?

It means your boyfriend would do anything to please you. This isn't a bad thing. Take it as a compliment.

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14/F

I'm not at all suicidal, but right now I feel like killing myself. My mom yells at me for the simplest reasons, and she says the meanest, most hurtful things. Like today, I needed my cheerleading uniform washed and I don't know how to wash it because the instructions are very complicated, so she told me she'd do it for me, and to lay it on the floor. I didn't want to lay it on the floor because I didn't want the cats all over it so I hung it on the door in the washroom. About an hour later she comes to me and starts banging on the door and when I open it she yells at me. She said. "I told you to lay the unform on the floor, not the fucking door, I didn't see it and now IO have to wash all over again!" And I tried say "Mom, I didn't want to lay it on the floor, the cats would just be all over it." and I didn't yell or anything, I just said it. Then, next she threw the uniform at my face and said "Fuck you! You can wash he fucking uniform yourself. I'm through with you." She says things like this all the time, and it's only getting worse. I can't talk to my father, he just says "You know how your mom is." and I can't talk to my mom, I'm actually scared to talk to my mom...she's even worse when I try to talk to her about what she does to me. I have no one else to tell, if she evr found out I told someone...I don't know what she'd do to me. She's hit me before. And I try to be a good daughter, and to no make her mad. I clean my roon, wash my clothes, I have straight A's, and I never get in trouble...

So afterward I just stayed in my room, but she called me out to get my biology homework on the table and she startes yelling at me about how she wants to leave the house because my dad's always gambling and my sisters always in trouble, and she says that I'm just worthless and trifen, and that we all deserve esch other. I really do feel like dying right now, maybe it would make her happier to have me gone. I don't know how much more of this I can handle before I break down. I try to just focus on school and the clubs I'm in, but whatever I do, she always finds a reason to yell at me, or worse. I'm never good enough for her.

It makes me furious that parents act like that. You do not deserve it. You are not worthless, you seem very intelligent and well-intentioned. Your mom should treat you much better than she does. Don't let her get you down, though. What's most important is that you are good enough for yourself.

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does anyone know a really good like one line quote? im tyring to make my aim profile and i dont want anything long. short and sweet yaa know? thenkyouuu ♥

If you want really smart lines, theres a particular blog you can read:

www.aheartbreakingwork.blogspot.com


I'm not sure if that's what you're looking for, but it's where I get all of my quotes. It depends on what you want. Here are a few that I like (about missing someone):

And so, I live this tragedy of the luckiest girl in the world, with a boy so god damn far away.

If there's one thing I want, if there's one thing I need, it's you much closer. It's you here with me.

Everything feels upisde down without your smile.

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On me and my boyfriends one year we wanted to have sex. we have before only twice, both times protected.
well anyway we really want to have sex together on our one year, well i calculated wehn my ovulation day is, and its on that day! i want to know how likely it is to get pregnant, how much of a higher risk then normal. we always have it protected and he always knows when to pullout far in advnace..

If you use protection as well as the withdrawal method, chances of getting pregnant are low. However, I don't see the point of having sex on that particular day. Sure, it's a romantic idea, but you will probably be far too worried about getting pregnant to fully enjoy it. Why not put it off?

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i think i am about ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. it will be both of our firsts and i am a little bit nervous about little things during this sex like if i get pregnant or just something bad happening! is it normal to be nervous and is there any little tips i need to know before doing this? and can someone please explain how the process goes like does he get a little hard then put the condom on? or how does that work?
thanks

Before having sex, you should be well informed on the topic. Yes, there are risks. Yes, you could get pregnant. If you choose to have sex, do whatever you can to make it safe. Use protection. Don't have sex in water, because it could break the condom, etc. As far as the process goes, there's no point in explaining it. Yes, he gets hard and then you put the condom on. As for the rest of it, it will just happen. All of that being said, if you are nervous, you should wait. If you and your boyfriend really love each other, you have all the time in the world to make that decision when you really want to. Loosing your verginity is a huge deal. If you are at all unsure, give it time.

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