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My little brother is driving me crazy!!! He hits me when he gets mad and leaves bruises! and he wont leave me alone! i have a lock on my door except its a hook lock so he just unlocks it! I would tell my mom but every time i tattle she gets mad at "me"!!! Im 13 and its because h's 10 and her little baby! its driving me crazy and i need help please!!!

I will rate 5 answers (link)
slap a bitch i guess


So a few weeks ago i just got dumped, and i really like this guy a lot still. I always ask himif he likes me and sometimes he says kinda and sometimes he says no. He acts really cute to me and stuff when no one else is around, or he will tell me he likes me but then the next day he will say he doesnt then 5minutes later he will tell me that he loves me. I like this guy so much and i would do anything to get him back.
Does he like me? Any ideas to win him back? (link)
give him time. he sounds pretty confused er somethingg. try not hanging out with him for a while. then you will figure out if you miss him and he wil find out if he misses you. ...or else youll miss him and he wont miss you...and i probably just messed up the rest of your life

woops!



i'm 13 yrs.old and female

i feel really stupid for askng this but, i don't know, i THINK i feel desperate!!! i don't know. i've LIKED ALOT of people in the past and even now!! i think i'm ugly but some people think i'm "pretty"( i THINK ppl. say that because they just wanna boost my self esteem.) no boy ever thought i was pretty. EVER as far as i know. i'm not popular nor am i nerd. i'm in the middle.i want boyz 2 like me, what do i do? i want 2 look better. but i don't wanna be drastic and use some chemicals,i wanna be ALL natural! what do i do about ALL of this??? boyz never even take a 2nd look at me!! HEEEELLLLLPPPP! (link)
well you should probably not take drastic measures and just have fun with people.doing stuff

or else the time bomb will stop tick i n g and you will be a ugly FOURTEEN year old

with no bf.
just keep being yourself.being origianl is admirable

er something


Well my name is Michael and my girlfriend refuses to call me that. She only calls me Mike. She also hates it when others call me Michael and corrects them with "Umm it's Mike not Michael." Even my mother. But she says it with more respect talking to my mom. Does this seem werid or overly possesive to anyone? Or should I just go with it? (link)
duude. that definitely sounds kind of possessive haha. you should just tell her you want to be called michael. or tell her your mom can call you whatever she wants since you know...she named you..uhhh

good luckman


Im a freshmen in high school most people say that i look much older for my age. Im extremely popular in my school all the girls want to be like me and all the guys want a piece of me but sometimes i think my friends just use me because of this im me on xodanielle432ox.. a friends sn how do i know if i hve true friends or not (link)
....um.

didn't you just say they all use you?....


what do u do when all ur friends turn on you (link)
join the army.


i am 16 .. and a girl.. My ex boyfriend and i were together for a year and a half. we broke up 5 months ago and im not over him. we never really talk but recently we hung out and i still like him but he "says" he doesnt like me like that. how do i get over him or what could i do to get back together with him or atleast hang out one on one? (link)
say it was nice to hang out again.. ask if you can do it again sometime..


im so shy and quiet sometimes, how do i get myself to be more outgoing around other people, i can get really like that sometimes, but only around my really good friends and stuff. i cant just be hyper around people i dont know, but i want to. (link)
appear in girls gone wild. preferably the college girl ones. their crazier.. yeah i know, i didnt think it was possible either


I'm starting to make a collage on my one wall, with like band pics and my concert tickets and all that. I don't have much stuff yet. All I have are my tickets, Taking Back Sunday picture, a Something Corporate picture, and a My Chemical Romance picture. Does anyone know any good magazines to get like full-size pictures of those types of bands? Or anywhere else, like internet addresses? Thanks so much! (link)
maxim


ok i need help. my friend, lets same her name is ash, well she's an AMAZING singer. she's 15 and she can sing really reaaly good. she's in a bunch of choirs, and she's been acting in plays for over 7 years. she has a band, and i want her to get discovered. she plays at everything imaginable, she's almost always available. well how do i help to get her noticed?

thanks in advance! =)))))))`~)~ (link)
just keep encouraging her to be in everything out there that she can possibly be in. Depending where you live, try to get her out there. If you live in a small town try to get her to try out for plays in bigger towns so she has a better chance. Good luck.. need more help ask me depending where your from...


Does anybody know any good places to download music other than kazaa and limewire. I use to have limewire but my dad reformated my computer and it won't let me download it again. Any help is appreciated. (link)
bearshare.com


gah just got my period and im supposed to be seeing my guy this weekend what can i do to make it go away faster? (link)
hold your breath


I weigh 117 lb and im 5'4 am i big or "fat"? I want to get a flat stomach so do you know any tips for that?? thanks! (link)
yes. eat lots of pumpkin pie, cheetos, and possibly carrot sticks COATED several times in veggie dip. only eat between.. well, eat all the time and do as little excersize as possible. you will have a flat stomach in no time.


ok, i got a call from my bf asking if his ex girlfriend had called me. i said no y? and he said that him, his friend, and her got into a fight and that she said she was going to tell me everything. and i said, what do u mean shell tell me everything? and he said i dont know what shes talking about. she wouldnt tell me. n hes like, so if she says somethin to u tonight, just remember that shes insane. so i get home, and theres a message from her. but all it said was happy thanksgiving and a smily. so now, i dont kno whats going on. or what to do. ahhh!! help please. (link)
It really sounds like he is trying to hide something. Ask him about it and if you cant get an anwser from him then call her and ask. Just be like 'well i heard you guys got into a fight, what was it about?' and thank her for the happy thanksgiving message.


theres this really cool guy that i met. i talk to him all the time and we talk for hours on end. i talk to him more then i talk to my boyfriend! my friend doesnt like my boy friend thou and i was talking to him the other day and he was like "y dont you dump him? you can do alot better" and then he said "and you can get a guy sooner then you think". he flirts with me alot. would you say he likes me? i dont really know if i like him thou. (link)
yeah he probably likes you. If you are closer than him than you are your boyfriend, and he doesnt like your boyfriend then he is probably right. If one of your friends (girl) told you that your boyfriend is no good you would listen to her so why not him?


hey peoples....my mom wants me to make a list for xmas and i am having a total mind blank, well maybe someone can help me with ideas..i'm 14 and i'm not preppy so no prep stuff lol this is what i have so far and maybe it can help-ps2 with games, sims 2, a digital camera, direct tv (man i want that so bad lol), blank cds, clothes from rave and deb- and that's all i have... (link)
maybe if you have a cell phone you can ask for minutes? Any new hobbies you want to start? Inline skating, skateboarding, new bike? Any CDs? If you really cant think of anything else just ask for gift certificates for stores that you like.. then if you think of something down the road you can just do that..


Ok art lets call her ms.bob(new teacher at the skool) ok so ms bob is kinda weird and makes the class read out of the art book and she is all like you can only learn art from a book. and we are all like how is the book going to teach us?? how could the class tell that we learn better without the book cause all we do is pass notes and no1 pays attention to her what can i do?? (link)
confront her after or before class so shes not embarassed and tell her what you just told us or tell a different teacher who can bring it up on the school board..


Hi, i have a friend who has bad b/o. I'm not that kind of person who can say "Would u mind putting on some deoderent?" I could never do that to a friend. I was wondering if anyone could tell me how to tell her without hurting her feelings. Please my b-day party is coming up and shes coming, i dont want to afend my other friends. Please, I really need some help. (link)
go scubadiving at your birthday party. Thats a good idea right? i know i know


I talk to the guy I like alot on AIM and alot in school. We're great friends but it seems like I always IM HIM! I don't know if he doesn't want to talk to me but when I IM him we usually get into long conversations but he never starts them. It's always me. Is this a hint he doesn't want to talk to me? If it then why do we always talk up a storm? Pleae help!!

x0x0x Hopelessly Devoted
13/F (link)
maybe he just doesnt want to let you know that he likes talking to you or something. Dont fret he could be playing video games or something and not look at the screen unless he hears the little IM noise thing.. hah.. yeah its okay as long as its two people in the conversation


ok i i still like my ex we broke up liek 4 months ago an d i have a new bf and he has a new gf be we always flirts with each other . what should i do???
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If you guys were pretty close then there is a chance that you'll do that forever. If you still have feelings for him you should tell him because he might too. Maybe you two can work on your spelling together.. good luck




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