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so i was fooling around with my boyfriend and he came he touched his penis just to aim lol but not the tip and i gave him tissues to clean up and i told him to wash his hands and he said he didn't get anything on his hands then he fingered me i'm soo paranoid about getting pregnant. should i be worried? obvously next time i'm telling him he needs to wash before touching me. (link)
It certainly will not hurt for you to go get tested. Your question doesn't specify whether or not he got any seminal fluid on his hands, if he did there is a risk of both pregnancy and sti/stds. If not, you are probably in the clear. If he did, you're still probably in the clear. However, getting tested is still a good idea, and you absolutely should require that he wash his hands before touching your gentials.

http://www.sexetc.org/faq/pregnancy/884


I'm 13 years old and never had sex before but i wanna masterbait but everytime i do it like i never get my finger in and get use to it cause I think its gonna hurt can you teach me how to masterbait. (link)
There is no one way to masturbate, the key is to experiment and find out what feels good to you. Every woman enjoys different things while masturbating. You don't have to put your fingers anywhere if you don't want to or it makes you uncomfortable. Just lay back (or sit, or stand), relax, and feel around till you find out what works.


okay so i just made a playlist for my myspace.
and i didnt know you could only have 10 songs, so I want to delete a few to add different ones. But how do you delete songs from your playlist ?
i know if you add one, it deletes the last song you added. But the ones i want to delete are in the middle, so helppp ?!
thanks in advancee. (link)
From your home page, click "music" in the top navigation toolbar. Right next to "Myspace Music" in the top left, there is a link to "my music", click it. From there click on "my profile play list" it's in red and the first in it's column on the left. All your songs will be shown, with an x to the right of the song's details. Clicking this will delete it.


three days ago ive noticed those small white little pimple like things inside my labia no discharge or smell but burns when i pee b/c of them should i be worried. (link)
See a doctor.


my boyfriend came in me the last day of my period, then the next month i missed my period and then we had sex again on wednesday and he came in me 2 times, well thursday morning i woke up and i had my period? well at least i think so.. its pretty heavy, more heavy then implantation bleeding.. so is it just possible that were lucky and i didnt get pregnant or could i still be? (link)
If you're having your period post-sex, it's pretty safe to say you're not pregnant. In the future, you should probably make him wear a condom and/or look into hormonal birth control methods. You cannot depend on just being lucky.


Im a 13 year old girl and i havent had a boyfriend for a whole year! I like this on kid in my class alot but i just dont know how to get him to like me back. Any advice???? (link)
You're only 13. You don't need to be dating yet, so don't even stress about it.

For future reference, it isn't a matter of making someone like you, it's a matter of getting to know them and letting them get to know the real you. Talk to him, and if you're still interested, say something about it. If he isn't, you guys probably just aren't compatible. It happens, and doesn't mean there's something wrong with either of you.


What do it mean when a friend say none of my friends gets to me like u do in a letter ?
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The meaning behind this cryptic message depends on the context.

Have you two been fighting lately? Have you said anything that could have bothered her? Are you sure? She could be stating that you've somehow upset her.

Have you been giving her advice and words of comfort during a difficult time? Perhaps she's trying to say that no one else has been able to make her feel better.

Maybe it does mean she's attracted to you.

I can't think of any other meanings off the top of my head right now. Girls are ridiculously complicated and very rarely make immediate sense.

Do you like her? If there is strong evidence to support that she's interested, you should make a move.

Off topic, please try to articulate more clearly next time. If English is not your first language it's understandable, but your lack of grammar makes it hard to understand the question.


Well I Masturbate alot but im wondering if its ok so if u can tell me send it to tony_is_great@hotmail.com Thank You (link)
On the physical side, there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation. If anything it's healthy because it increases blood flow to your genitals and relieves sexual tension without the risk of STIs.

There may be moral issues, and although I find religious rules against them ridiculous, you may feel different. Because I am not you, I cannot tell you if it's ok for you on this level.


okay well i cant find ripped jeans in american eagle or aeropostale and abercrombie&&fitch is so expensive so i kinda wanna make my own but im afraid ill mess up and they will look bad cause i dont have many jeans they are all to short on me so can someone who has done this tons of times give me step by step directions (link)
I use a cheesegrater.

put on the jeans and mark where you want the holes.

get something hard and place it under these marks

cheesegrate away. I usually use the finer sides, and somethimes you'll need to make small cuts to speed up the process.


so my andmy boyfriend have been dating for 7 months. we are having sex and its great ust one thing.... he always finishes before me... how can i fix that and are there anytricks to help me..

please and thank you (link)
Well, most women cannot orgasam from penetration alone. Try stimulating your clitoris, and otherwise experimenting to find out what works for you. Oral, foreplay, ect. :)


Please help! I poked a pen in my vagina with the lid on for pleasure i poked different things in many times. I'm 13 and 14 in 2 months I haven't started my period yet will this affect it? Thanks for all the advice. (link)
It won't make any difference in your cycle.

Although, I wouldn't poke yourself with the pen cap-first, because my friend got the cap stuck up there. It came out in a day or two, but it still freaked her out.


I had a friend for 16yrs we've been through plenty of ups and downs-i got married in september and my friend had to be the centre of attention the whole day, then she offered to look after my children one night and when she came back told lies and said we were late coming back. She broke up with her bloke and then got back with him- her cousin told me but said i wasnt to know about it !! then i found out she s been doing coke!! she blanked my daughter and she came home really upset so i made the mistake of sending a text saying how shes never been there for me how she kept things from me and why is she being so nasty - thing is now i feel stupid for sending the text as she said its none of my business what she does!! but she butts her nose into mine all the time such a hypocrite !! - i rang her to say sorry and asked what ive done but she doesnt want to know - im really gutted - even though i shouldnt as shes not exactly a mate is she ?!! am i really in the wrong here advice me please (link)
I would find a new babysitter.

If you want to keep the friendship, you may have a long, bumpy road ahead of you. People with substance abuse problems don't typically come out of it when people ask them to, they have to hit rock bottom and realize that they need to clean up on their own. Just back up a bit and be there for her when this happens. Don't let her crap mess up your life either, if you don't see a positive in the continuation of this relationship at any point in the future then perhaps it's time to cut it off.


ok heres heres the thing last year i went out with this girl twice and we broke up because we didnt talk much at the begining of the year, but i realy like her so a month after the year started she told me she liked my best freind i told her i didnt have a problem with it but i think she kinda didnt want to go out with him because i guess she taught we would propably fight (were gangters thats what we do), so now it been almost 6 months a couple of weeks before the end of the year, so i hug her everyday i see her and about a week ago i strted asking a freind if she knew if she still like me or if i still had a chance with her well she told me she said that she didnt know, so a couple days after her that kills herself so she dosent come to school so wright to her on myspace( http://blog.myspace.com/1clowny3 ) telling how i realy felt about her that i liked still she didnt tell me she like too or anything like that she just said that was sweet, so today i was with her with my best freind she hasent told me nothing about what i told her i think its too soon since her dad died a couple days ago but when i hugged her to leave i looked back and i could saw her still talikng with my bestfreind
so she talks to him more than i she talks to me so i think she still likes him more me so i think the reason thier not going out is because of me, so should i get out of her life to let them go out or tell her how i realy feel about her again but in person this time someone please help me!!!!!! (link)
First, you may want to write more clearly, I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say, nor do I feel like re-reading it multiple times to figure it out. What's this shit about suicide?

From what I do understand, You like your ex, and you told her how you feel, but she didn't say wether she feels the same or not, and she flirts with your friend. Now you don't know what to do.

If you poured out your heart and soul, and didn't get a clear answer, she's probably not interested. We females are suckers for sentimental crap. BACK OFF, it's over, and don't be a cock blocker to your friend if they do hook up. Just be friendly and accepting. Duck out of there if you feel like you can't cope peacefully with them around.


I know this sounds stupid, but are their any foods that you can eat to get bigger boobs. Or anything besides boob job or sumthing else surgically. I really want to keep my stomache small but have bigger boobs.

Thanks (link)
Nope. Perhaps you should invest in self-esteem/self-help books and a pushup bra instead, because quite honestly confidence is the key to attractiveness.


So, i'm going to this new school and i got involved with this guy J. I'm 15, sophomore, and he's a junior... 16 i think. We've been kinda like dating since basically the beginning of school and last friday he kissed me [finally]. We were talking and he was telling me how he really wants a serious relationship and how he wants to take it slow to make sure i dont get hurt (this was on friday) and i told him that that's fine. WELLLLLLL this whole week he has been ignoring me and i dont know why.. its really bothering me. He keeps flirting with this other girl Z (who's a freshman) and hes basically started avoiding me. Its really annoying. So... i dont know wat to do!! please help :( thanks..
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Talk to him. Tell him that you don't mind moving slow, but do not want to be ignored. If after he knows how you feel, he still ignores you he probably isn't worth your time.

Don't let the flirting bother you untill you know it's more than flirting. Everyone flirts, it's only natural, and as long as he isn't cheating there's no real problem.


me and my b/f have been datin for almost 6 months. hes means so much to me but a lot of the time she doesnt treat me that well. im a freshman thie year and was considering breakin up wit him b/c i never see him and just felt too tired dwon.but then i chagned my mind and figuared i really loved him. but today this kid who knows him and me came up ot me and said that he wasnt breakin up wit me because he wanted to move on...i was feelin the same thing but i like him so much still. i sent him a text saying that we needed to talk and he said ill pass! and i said..were over.ur friend jeff told me everything..and he said..yull get far listenin ot him...i mean i ended a really long realtionship wit this guy and im not sure if i should beg for him back or just move on....help me pleeeease =).thanks so much (link)
If he doesn't treat you right, you're better off without him. Move on.


My question is is it safe to have anal sex with someone who is clean in all senses without a condom? (link)
Although I suppose it's possible for everything to be ok without the condom, it's never a bad thing to be extra carefull, because even if either person involved is without STD, bacterial infections are a risk (as I understand it).

More information on safe, enjoyable anal:

http://www.clitical.com/sex-tutorials/how-to/anal.php

http://www.abbys-sexual-health.com/anal-sex.php

Hope I was somewhat helpful :)


My boyfriend has had sex with many other girls before, and he wants me to lose it to him. I love him but, i want to know the symptoms that might occur after we have sex. I also would like to know how, it would feel and how long will I bleed. I get horny easily but, i will never try to masterbait and, i just want to know if i should endure in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend or not!!By the way i am a female! I also would like to know if i should suck him off!! (link)
If you have to ask us, you probably aren't ready to do either, and he should underatand. If it's your first time it'll probably hurt, the amount of pain varies from girl to girl. It shouldn't bleed for long, if at all, probably around the same amount of time a cut on your finger bleeds.

Do you know what went down with all those other girls your boyfriend slept with?

On a completely different note, by "i will never try to masterbait" do you mean you've never masturbated, or you will never masturbate? Because not only is masturbation healthy, but it is the key to good sex (If you don't know how to get yourself off, how can you expect your partner to?)

If you do make love with your boyfriend, please, please, please be responsible, use a condom (Latex or polyurethane only, and it's a good idea to get the pre-lubricated ones, because lube decreaces the chances of the condom tearing, if you buy your own lube, steer clear of petroleum-based products because it breaks down latex. Also before you use it make sure it hasn't expired!) and I highly, highly suggest using another form of birth controll (like the pill or the patch) but you need a perscription, wich you can get from your family doctor (but, depending on your local laws, they may tell your parents, wich may or may not be a problem) or you can go to a teen health clinic (like planned parenthood) and see if you can get some there.

http://www.sexetc.org/faq/deciding_sex
http://www.sexetc.org/faq/sex
http://www.sexetc.org/topic/birth_control

So have fun and be safe, the bottom line is to be sure you're really ready before you go all the way. :)


Oso there was this guy I used to like. He does'nt like me now. I was getting emails on how to win guys over and it never worked with him. It's ALMOST final he will never like me like that. Next year is another year with new guys. Should I delete all the emails and pursue someone else without help, read all the emails and pursue an new guy, delete all the emails and pursue the old guy, or read all the emails and go after him still? Please help me this is soo stressful for me (link)
BE YOURSELF. Do not act different than you would normally to attract a guy, because then he likes you for something you're not, and then, as you open up, they'll se something different, and it may go awry. If he doen't like you like that, move on, his mind may change later along the line, but it's his mind and only he can change it. Don't let guy stuff stress you out, if you're relaxed and confident in yourself guys are more likely to want you. :)


what are the chances that you already broke your hymen? from using tampons, going horseback riding and that sort of stuff, not doing sexual things. (link)
I dunno, it doesn't really matter. I think it depends on what you do that would cause it to break and how often you do it.




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