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I am Michael and I am here to answer your questions if you have any questions you need answered really fast leave me a voicemail at (631)-971-9199
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Location: Long Island
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Age: 13
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Member Since: July 18, 2006
Answers: 23
Last Update: April 11, 2007
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Dude, alright i live in missouri and I went to a walgreens to purchase some condoms and i am 15. so i was at the check out and the lady said "i'm not going to sell these to you" and i said "uhm lady why not?" and she said "you are too young to be having sex and im not gunna sell these to you" then she put it in the bag to be put back on the shelf...so yah is that legal? (she lectured me for about a 1/2 hr on the subject so please dont lecture me as well

p.s. i rate for good answers (link)
that is illegal what she is doing under the US law a person is not allowed to deny a person condoms no matter what age and i would just walk in there and be like BITCH FUCK YOU I AM GOING TO BUY THOSE CONDOMS AND IF YOU DONT SELL THEM TO ME YOU'RE BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW AND I'LL JUST REPORT YOU TO YOUR BOSS AND GET YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS FIRED and make her scared of losing her job =D hope i helped you let me know how everything works out


I have a serious problem, I always get boners in the middle of class and i have to get up alot and i dont want people to see me. I am not getting hard because the teacher is hot either because, beleve me, she is NOT! Does any else have this proble, how can I fix it???? Any bit of info will help!!! (link)
you can do a couple things....wear tighty whiteys to hold back the erection or just when you're about to get up try to make it go between your legs so it dont poke out at the front so people see you pitching a tent that one is more effective so your pants dont move at all in the front


When giving a blow job, and then your partner cums in your mouth. Is it normal to feel crappy after that? Is there any way you can get sick from that? Is there a chance to get and STD? Is the cum any good for you and your body? Jus kinda cerious! thanks! :) (link)
if your partner cums in your mouth it really could matter because they might have an STD but you shouldn't feel crappy just enjoy yourself lol and be safe and if you wanna be 00% sure than put a condom over it so you dont come in contact with the cum


Im reallllly bored. And my dads not home. But its just him and he just moved out here so i dont know anybody. And like the only thing i can do is talk on AIM and go on myspace. Does anybody have any ideas so i can not be as bored? Please and thank you? (link)
you should hang out and just be around the town if you want and you could also talk to me online OBJECTION93


I'm really bored with my hair. I want to get a really good haircut. Any ideas?

Heres a picture of me if that will help..

http://i14.tinypic.com/2ef58oi.jpg (link)
first off you're cute so you need something like crunch it like wet it and use gel and grabe your hair from the bottom and bring it up to the scalp and squeez it and release it i think you would look AWSOME In that


I've been looking on google for awhile but can't find anything.

Do you know of any good tattoo sites with tattoos that normal girls would get? Like stars, sayings, etc. Not just big monsters, wizards, dice, pinup girls.

Thank you. (link)
http://www.tattoojohnny.com/search.asp?k=girly

here you go


hey u guys. this is going to sound a little strange. i have intimate feelings about having sex with my sister. i know its wrong but i cant stop thinking about it. somebody please help me. (link)
it's ok to fantasize but just dont act on it.


Listen, most of my bffls are moving this summer, and i have alot of picture books, but i dont have any money for a camera. What should I do? Should I just leave with no memory or what.

P.S. I'm really scared for my closest bffl, because we have known each other since 2nd grade. Ill miss her the most, what should I do? (link)
it's ok just if you need anything let me know CoronaEqualsLuv9


Im not sure if this is coincidence or not but do you think the terrorists planned it to be on the day in which the numbers are the same for if you have an emergency (911). The cahnces are 1 in 365 which seems pretty uncoincidental. Any opinions?? (link)
yes they did plan it that way cuz they are phsycotic losers who can't get any pussy :)


oh my god, seriously, what has the world come to...? i read a question on here and a girl had sex at 10 YEARS OLD. i was watching the news a couple of hours ago and an 8 YEAR OLD HAD SEX. yes, an 8 year old. i didn't even think 8 year olds knew what sex meant! on the internet news a 12 year old had sex and killed her own child because she said she wasn't ready for a kid. really, what's wrong with the world? why are people having sex at such a young age? do any of you agree that this is absolutatly crazy? (link)
omg i think that shit is horrible!!!


sry this might be weird, but i really want to know. what does cunt mean? ive seen it written one time, and it was like "shes an evil c***. so i assumed it was cunt. but i dont know what it means. pleeease help me!!!! thankssss (link)
cunt basically means Vagina and it's a very hurtful word to girls


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yea tomorrow im gonna be with my bf and we are gonna play around haha
its gonna be my 1st time
but i want to know

1-are they fun?
2-how old were you when you 1st gave or recied one ?
3-how long do they last?
4-does it feel weird ?
5-do you enjoy them? (link)
1)for the guy YES!!!
2)uhmm that's too personal for me to answer
3)it varies from person to person
4)no
5)YES!!!!!

lol hope i helped


how do you know if you orgasmed or not during sex? (link)
when you are finished you can feel a tingly feeling going throughout your body and it feels awsome lol but just keep that in mind for next time


i know you guys don't like myspace questions but... is there any way to tell if someone has read your coment or not? i know there's a way to tell if someone has read a message, but what about comments? (link)
you can look in the sent mail and most of the time it says comment in the subject and you can see the status


Iam an 18/f and i've been dating this guys for a couple of months and he asked me if I was a virgin and I said yes and he said he loved doing it with girls who wasn't experinced and I told him I would do it with him becouse I figured that was what he wanted.why would he want a girl who is unexperienced with sex? (link)
most guys like virgins is because they feel insecure and you would think they are very good because you have never experienced sex before. but he will know when you guys do actually have sex because he will put it in and will feel that your hymen was broken and he will know that ur not a virgin


Aright so i had to do a book report over spring break but i went to Fl and Forgot the book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so now i dont remember the main characters name or what the whole story was about!!!

the book was called: The babysitter
By: R.L Stein

It was the first babysitter one.. and if someone can tell me the characters names and what it was about i would appreicate it so much i rele need help thanksss (link)
you should just go to the library and re-read the book there or just look it through and do the report there because since you dont live there you cant check out the book because you dont have a library card... hope i helped you :)


Im just wondering what is "in" style? Like give me the clothes, and acessories, etc etc. And what is really "out" now. Because I'm about to go shopping and I would like to know what to buy and where to buy it. Thank you! (link)
things like Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister and american eagle old navy etc.


On Aim 6.0, what are those i's in circles to the right of someone's sn? Like what does this mean? I thought it meant that they changed their profile, but it doesnt because there was one next to my sn and i didnt even change it. Your help would be greatly appreciated!! Thanks! (link)
if you scroll over the top of their screen names it will show the i in the circle and that is because you can just click the I to get the information but if the i is orange than someone updated but if it is gray than you are scrolling over it


i just started to skateboard, like today. do i jus practice and ill learn in time, or will i fall off after 20seconds always? and whenever i push with my left leg, and hop on, it moves for about, 20seconds maybe. do i need to loosen the wheels or what? thanks in advance? (link)
eventually you will learn. depends on the roads you skate on if the roads are bumpy than you're screwed lol but if you got a smooth part of the road you're better off using that side of the road.

i hope i helped if you need anything more just ask


alright so i want to give myself a make over.
i got my eyebrows waxed. i gave myself a pedicure and manicure. i went to target and got facail masks. and now i dont know what else to do. im thinking about tanning beds because im really really pale and like. i look SOO much better when im tan. i never went tanning before... in a tanning bed ha. dont even suggest dying my hair because its not ganna happen. haha =] serousily tho. ha. ummm... i dont really know anything else to do. like my make up i like the natural look.. my clothes. there like hollister type of clothing. i just want to look diffrent over this week.
please any advice or tips tell me.
anything it doesnt matter. like anything from info about tanning beds to diffrent types of masks or beauty tips. =]
please&&thankyou. (link)
you could just go to a spa and ask for the tanning bed they will tell you about everything you should do and how long to stay in there i think they even tell you to get out after the time limit they said like if they said 20 minutes then they will probably tell you to get out after 20 minutes so go for that if it don't work like that or if you need anything else just come to my column and ask me:) just dont get a brazillian wax because that would hurt your coochie so bad it could rip the skin because the skin around your coochie/vagina is very sensitive




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