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Advicenators discussion: All Sex Related Questions:
ductape_n_roses wrote Friday August 1 2008, 2:35 pm:
How do I/What is a ?
1.I'm terribly sorry that you do not have access to porn sites, and if you do, I suggest you remain abstinent of them. I'm also very sorry to inform you that Advicenators is not a porn site nor is it a site that gives porn like advices or information on how to do something sexual.
2.If you must ask complete innocent strangers online about, oh, I don't know, how to give a blow job, or better yet, what a blow job is, it is the majority's vote and agreement that you are not old enough to know nor do such acts. Things like this come to you as time goes on and if you must find out, do whatever your creative mind can come up with at your own will.
3.I assure you that if you have such questions, they will be filtered out before being able to be seen by the public, and if not, you'll just be getting bland answers or answers that are not really answers.
4.If you want further information, there is this free site called Google.com. Utilize it, love it.
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Am I pregnant?
1. We don't know, dearest. Are you?
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Okay, let me rephrase: Am I pregnant? I/he/she didn't use any form of a contraceptive device (condoms, birth control pills, etc).
1. Unless he is shooting blanks or you are infertile, there are likely chances that yes, you are pregnant. What have you been learning in family life?
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Erica Jong
2. "But I want to get pregnant!" Well, in that case I wish you the best of luck (and that you are in a good, stable marriage)!
3. Use a pregnancy test or go to a doctor to get checked up. Go buy 4 tests and check every week for a month and if they all come out negative, you're probably not pregnant.
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Does he/she/I have a STD?
1. We don't know. Go to a doctor even if you don't see any symptoms.
2. "But he/she said he/she doesn't have one!" Well then I have to ask you one question: why are you asking if you have a STD? In any case, let me clarify to you one thing: no conversation is going to go down like this:
"Honey, let's have sex for the first time."
"Alright, sweetie pie."
"But before we have sex, do you have any STDs?"
"Of course, dear. I have syphilis."
"Okay, honey buns! Thanks for telling me the truth!"
What I'm saying is that you can't know for sure if your partner is telling the truth or not.
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I've been raped/sexually abused.
1. Well, I'm going to type down a hand out I got from family life:
a. Make sure you're in a safe place.
b.Don't wash or clean yourself or anything.
c. Write down everything, even the smallest of details, on a piece of paper and don't lose it.
d. Get yourself to a hospital right away and explain what happened.
e. Get additional support/therapy.
If you're in no situation to do anything after letter c, call a hot line/child services/police.
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