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An incubus


Question Posted Tuesday January 21 2014, 3:23 pm

Well last night I was laying down on the couch and I started to feel something on me so I didn't think much about it and then I got very scared that it was an incubus trying to rape me, but I had a pair of basketball shorts on, THREE pairs of underwear, and a pad on can I be pregnant????? I am really scared I haven't started my period because I have only had one, and I AM VERY SCARED!!!!!!!

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storageanddisposal answered Tuesday January 21 2014, 3:35 pm:
Yes, you are undoubtably pregnant with a demon child. Find the church in your town that has the most money, their credentials will be higher than others, and have them exorcize it.

Seriously though, no.

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