Okay, i know this is going to sound really freaky and crazy, but i think my dog likes me. NO dont go away. listen, hes always humping my leg, and climbing into bed with me. last night, i saw him naked!
what do i do?! i don't think i like him back!
Im like really serious too, dont laugh at me!
dancedance42 answered Saturday October 27 2007, 9:45 pm: This has to be a joke, but I'll humor you.
Bestiality - Sexual relations between a human and an animal.
Its illegal.
Your dog is just horny, and thats why he's humping you. Each time he does it, push him off and say NO sternly. Same for the bed thing. And your dog is always naked, so i dont understand that.
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