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Poem Help!


Question Posted Tuesday February 27 2007, 8:43 pm

We have to bring in a poem tomorrow for class and I'm trying to find one of my favorite poems. It's descirbing an alien and then at the end it goes, "And you'll find them at your school because they all got jobs as teachers" Please HELP!!!

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lilmissblondiex3 answered Tuesday February 27 2007, 10:00 pm:
that poem is


The Aliens Have Landed!

The aliens have landed!
It's distressing, but they're here.
They piloted their flying saucer
through our atmosphere.

They landed like a meteor
engulfed in smoke and flame.
Then out they climbed immersed in slime
and burbled as they came.

Their hands are greasy tentacles.
Their heads are weird machines.
Their bodies look like cauliflower
and smell like dead sardines.

Their blood is liquid helium.
Their eyes are made of granite.
Their breath exudes the stench of foods
from some unearthly planet.

And if you want to see these
sickly, unattactive creatures,
you'll find them working in your school;
they all got jobs as teachers!

hope i helped!
xoxoxo

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