Haha, I can't be serious. I just have that disability. Hm, that's probably why none of my friends ever ask me for advice.
Haha, but thanks.
Wait, no. I think that you can get banned for talking like this on advicenators. Ahhhhh, crap. I gotta ask a question then.
Um, I have two eyes.
Is this normal?
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