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i need some really good jokes or stunts


Question Posted Friday March 31 2006, 12:26 am

so, im the class clown but im runing out of material all i have is to improvise and make fun of ppl which is doing good but i need some new stuff to do thx

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Cj answered Friday March 31 2006, 1:33 am:
Make a paper plane and write on it "gay finder" and fly it around.

Cover your desk in flour and say you are cooking.

when the teacher gives you your next test, pull out a pillow and go sleep. wake up when there is only ten minutes left and turn in your paper 5 minutes early!

Pat your friend on the back and say "rub a dub dub three men in a tub!"

put glue on the door handle.

Run into the class late. WHen the teacher asks what happened, say "they have found me. I must now leave the country!" then run back out.

blow bubbles in class!

Eat chow mein in class!

Tell a guy he has half a brain, then turn around and tell the another guy that you found his next half to his brain.

call someone with a beard cave man and start talking to him in sign language. Just grunt, point and scratch.

Tell the math teacher he looks sexy! if if it is a he!

fart in class!

tease people that thier name is an irregular AR, ER or IR verb and it needs to conjugate.
Anuar, anuaba, anuabas, anuana, anuabamos, anuabaste, anuando, etc.

Hope I helped.

Cj

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